And Now, A Fifth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!
Who the fuck ate all the Nature Valley bars from the craft services table?! I fucking marked those with a P because they were mine and NOT part of the general spread. I brought them myself. Where's the director?
I just pissed in the coffeepot. That should help wake you fuckers up.
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Feeling lonely and lost, like you haven't got a friend in the world. Take a tire iron to Tom Brady's kneecap. Yo'll be amazed at how many friends you now have. Plus, you'll have like fifty bucks. You can buy like 75 nature valley bars with that much cash. Then bring them to me; some douchbag stole mine.
This last one sure was a departure...
Does the coffeepot have an "18" decal on the side?
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