Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Things the Jets Learned From Spying on the Patriots


  • We're fucked.

30 comments:

Pemulis said...

A lot of Bothans died to bring us that information

Big Daddy Drew said...

A lot of commenters died not reading the tags

Pemulis said...

to be fair, i'm hungover... and an idiot.

ChadsMyGuy said...

That must be exactly how you felt when the Jets beat your Steelers, huh?

Christmas Ape said...

Maybe the Jets were CHEATING!

dun dun DUN

Ryan The Intern said...

IT'S A TRAP! (game)

Les Savy Ferd said...

not sure what a bothan is but the more kellens die the better.

Big Daddy Drew said...

It was I who allowed Mangini to know the location of our 3-4 defensive formation generator. It is quite safe from your... pitiful little band.

/Belichick

Five Pound Bag said...

help me Joeby-wan Kanamath, you're my only hope!

/take my beating and leave

wv: apukrbt - C-3PO after too many shots in the Mos Eisley cantina

/additional beating

Daniel said...

Kellen Clemons died to bring you this information.

Pemulis said...

ok, i dont feel so bad any more

Ryan The Intern said...

Eric Mangini's feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! He has paid the price for his lack of vision!

Jordan Ginsberg said...

Hey Daniel, let's hang out and play Twister. C'mon.

Leaking Geek said...

I find your lack of loyalty...disturbing.

*Force Choke applied to Mangenius*

/Belichick

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

I started to scroll down to see how long it was going to be. Then I saw what it said. Then I laughed.

LiarLidimew said...

Let the Hate Flow Through You...
And into the lenses of my hidden cameramen.

JAMMQ said...

storylines that never fucking go away

Yep. Which is why if there is a God, he will end the Patriots win streak as soon as possible, because if they go undefeated we'll be hearing,"Is this the greatest team of all time?" forever and ever and ever and ever and . . .

Otto Man said...
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Otto Man said...

No worries. Kellen Clemens used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than Jerrico Cotchery.

ExecutedToday said...

Keep your distance, though. But don't look like you're trying to keep your distance.

I don't know -- lose casual! By no more than 27.5!

Robut M. Nixon said...

Ape, I don't see what the Jets could have learned from taping the Steelers' defensive signals, seeing as they amounted to various combinations of "don't tackle," "get blown off the ball by Nick Mangold," and "read your own press clippings and don't show up to play."

The Pirate Sloth said...

So who on the Jets team would be Wedge Antilles?

Chamomiles Davis said...

And I thought Mangini smelled bad... on the outside!

RonaldoMexico said...

As a Jets season ticket holder, is it bad that I'd take covering the spread as a victory?

Porky1 said...

I don't care if the Rebels are struggggling, I wanna kish you...

Chip Fu said...

Kellen, you may have been a good quarterback, but now you're Bantha fodder.

/Peter King

Thomas said...

Don't be too proud of this passing attack you've constructed; the ability to destroy a the passing records is insignificant next to the power of 35 year old linebackers.

Unsilent Majority said...

I have no idea what you people are talking about

Jackin'4Beats said...

You loser Star Wars fans are worst than basement living bloggers...

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uh, what?

Jelly B. Good said...

You loser Star Wars fans are worst than basement living bloggers...

Yeah or worser that jagoffs that add comments two days too late cause they were too busy coding a cool ROR app to predict NFL scores in their mom's basement...

oh crap!!!!