Monday, December 3, 2007

And Now, A Third Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

Feeling inadequate because you drive a minivan? Well, you are. You're a pussywhipped dipshit, and the rest of your life will be unbearably mundane. I bet you'll have to slam a door on your cock just to liven things up.

You're a fucking douche.


clock cleaner said...

slap a couple racing decals on it
maybe a sweet bumper sticker?