As SBXLI 1/2 occupies all discourse, both rational and Easterbrookian, this week, a few other somewhat compelling matches are getting the short shrift. Among them is a battle for the AFC North in which I have absolutely no emotion invested. No, I don't hate Baltimore at all. I hear it's a wonderful city to get murdered in. 500 some odd people a year can't be wrong. So, WHO YA GOT?
Working class________________Murdering class
Things too horrifying to contemplate
Steely McBeam__________"The higher the hair, the closer to God."
Concession to fashion
Terrible Towel and ski goggles(Dan Cortese, is that you?)__Purple camo pants, outstanding warrant
Unironic city slogans
"Imagine what you can do"________________"The city that reads"
Hometown beer no longer brewed in hometown
Rolling Rock_____________________Natty Boh
Moving out of Pittsburgh____________Getting killed in Baltimore