Cowboys coach Wade Phillips was so flummoxed by a spate of Cowboys penalties last weekend, that he has turned to fictional high school coach for ideas. Phillips asked all players to sign a pledge promising to avoid penalties. The pledge may have also mentioned something about winning state in '76. (Note: the first place I read about this was Moseley's Hashmarks blog at ESPN.com. But there's no way in hell he gets a link from us.)
Here are a few more things that leave us dazed and confused. Check ya later!