The Houston Texans cheerleaders had a Halloween party. Maybe some of you had the chance to go to a party like this-- where wanton harlots shake their goods like nobody's business. If you did, then I sincerely hope you and everyone you care about dies a slow, painful death. I spent my Halloween watching watching television and seeing how many Laffie Taffies I could shove in my mouth at one time (Answer: seven).
As you might have gathered from the shiny new badge on the right, we have been nominated to defend our Best Sports Blog crown in the 2007 Weblog Awards. A quick scan of the nominee list show we are definitely the most deserving again this year.
First, you have to throw out the ones that aren't even real blogs like FanHouse and SB Nation. Express & Star is a goddam newspaper. I mean if newspaper blogs are fair game then Dan Steinberg should be nominated (just kidding, he's shitty too).
F1 Fanatic: Look, we already lost a Bloggie to the Arse-holes, we don't plan on going down to anymore Brits.
EDSBS: run by a drunken kid-toucher. I think you get on an FBI file just by going to that site.
On Frozen Blog: Fucking hockey, man.
Deadspin: Just say no to the Gawker-Medellin Cartel.
Hardball Times: Actually does a good job of capturing the excruciating ennui that is Major League Baseball
On the DL: This safe-haven for loose-lipped floozies updates maybe once every two months. How they got nominated, I'm afraid to guess. (No, I'm not: bullshit promises of Vegas hummers.)
Diecast Dude: Not nominated this year/dipshit.
So there you have it: KSK once again deserves your vote(s) since every one else pretty much sucks out loud. Vote early and often.
Now back to the gratuitous T&A.
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