Monday, December 18, 2006

The Weblog Awards: A Photo Essay

It's finally official: for whatever reason, the Weblog Awards people didn't strip us of our title, so you can expect another 12 months or so of us referring to ourselves as "award-winning" and the "Best Sports Blog." I'm sure it won't get old at all.

Some people seem to be opposed to our victory in the bullshit election process, probably because after Deadspin, the #1 referrer to KSK is usually a Google search of "bukkake."

I take umbrage to that. We provide a vital service to people looking for important information. For example, last night, while looking through our site referrals, I found that someone came to KSK by conducting the following Google search (and I quote):

how big should my dick be im 15

And there are people who think TrueHoop's a better blog. Pfff.

With that, here's our self-congratulatory victory lap, as told in images.







(The answer, of course, is no fewer than 10 inches fully erect. Less than that and you'll never write for KSK. Although if you're under three inches, SI.com is hiring.)

42 comments:

Monday Morning Punter said...

I attribute our victory to us being 7% Jewish. Mazel Tov!

The Dude said...

Congrats gentlemen! Well deserved.

Clint said...

I love your blog, but to say you guys could even carry Deadspin's jock is a bit of a stretch. They've been around for years, while you've been around for what? A few minutes.... Congrats on the award, but Deadspin is obviously what you aspire to be.

Draft Dodgers said...

Well done. It's nice to see shameless self-promotion can still lead to victory.
By the way, if you have an innie, the worldwide leader in sports is hiring.

BJ said...

No clothes on that Cat? CC, I'm high disappointed.

BJ said...

*higly; but I'm also a little high from the weekend.

highonLowe said...

yeah, I heard that's how Gregg Doyel got in there

Unsilent Majority said...

country clint, we don't actually claim to be deadspin's superior, this is in jest. however deadspin has been around for less than a year and a half. just shows how quickly a site can take off when it's that good.

The Pirate Sloth said...

"The Catch"

Fuck. Why'd you have to use that? Now I'm in a bad fucking mood. Stupid Montana throwing it to dumb Clark...fucking 49ers. Now I'm gonna have to watch a mess of youtube videos that show the 49ers get beaten...oh wait, not even the Seahawks at home can beat the 49ers.

I need a hug...

8hrdrive said...

country clint likes to fuck his country sister

Captain Caveman said...

Deadspin is obviously what you aspire to be.

I'm not even going to list the different ways that this statement is wildly incorrect. You may want to fine-tune your irony detector.

Or kill yourself.

Suss & The Family Stone said...

Aw, why can't I be Everson Walls?

'Least I'm not Craig Ehlo.

dusty said...

For the love of god..did you have to use that pic of the fat wrestler? I will have to find the eye wash dammit, their burning bad..

Hey, I like Deadspin, but I stop here first..You guys right long posts..Deadspin, not so much.

dusty said...

Christ.."write", not "right"..wake and bake this am does wonders for our spelling ability.

Byrd said...

My favorite part of the wrestling pic is how absolutely bored all of the spectators look, during what is obviously the climax of the match. Were I that big, there's no way that I would throw on a pink leotard for the edification of 20 parents and kids who can't even get excited for a teabag chokehold.


And yes, while deadspin is superb, I definitely check ksk first, which is why i voted early and often. Though it didn't hurt that y'all kept posting links to the voting site, because there's no way in hell i was going to track back to find the first.

swing4 said...

I kind of always suspected that the KSK blogger wardrobe included a pink singlet.

Unsilent Majority said...

even the ref is bowing down to lobsterman!

Monday Morning Punter said...

Teabagging your opponent while pinning him AND flashing the "Live Long And Prosper" to the crowd?

That's multitasking. Hey, he should get that tumor looked at.

Unsilent Majority said...

mmp, those are lobster claws...HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT???

tbart213 said...

Marmalarde....dead

Neidermeyer....dead

Deadspin.....

Basshole said...

MMP, I'd say that there is solid 6-inch layer of fat between lobsterman's nuts and the other guy's face, so he's not really teabagging him.

Awful Chief said...

Diecast Dude got gunted. Indaface!

Monday Morning Punter said...

UM, find me a lobster with thumbs and we'll talk.

Bass, still very unpleasant.

And when did Bret Hart start performing as Lobsterman? He has certainly let himself go.

The Pirate Sloth said...

You KSK guys should send LobsterMan posters to everyone who voted for the others.

Unsilent Majority said...

It looks like Kramer from Mad Money after ten thousand trips to the buffet line

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Congratulations you deserve it!

Canadian Bobsled Champ said...

I'd pay good money to see Lobsterman and The Boston Crab go one on one for the marine crustaceans championship belt. Winner faces FredEx in a steel cage

Unsilent Majority said...

Congratulations you deserve it!


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

BigTDog said...

7% Jewish?

Is Unsilent Majority half off?

Byrd said...

Why does lobsterman have gloves on in the posters, but not in the ring? That's some false advertising. Although, the crowd was certainly informed that they'd see some mangina annd they still showed up.

BoSox Siobhan said...

BigT - Unsilent Majority is (gasp) only half Jewish. I was shocked to find that out.

Unsilent Majority said...

born half raised full

Walklett said...

I didn't vote for a web log contest cause that's gay (and I just discovered KSK about 2 weeks ago). But I love your site. Congrats.

Cunty Clit, get over yourself.

Monday Morning Punter said...

Like all Jews, UM rounds up.

BigTDog said...

Only the good half, right UM?[/goodfellas]

pradajames said...

fupa, there it is!

epsknows said...

That looks like my cat, maybe they all look alike though. And, um, er, is the Ref praying to the lobster vulcan man or trying to find his happy place?

Oh and Ocho Cincos pictoral on his shoes, that's sweet.

Unsilent Majority said...

espknows- I almost wet myself when i saw those

ARR said...

congrats. i've been reading ever since the hand of god (deadspin) was gracious enough to drop a KSK link. now i like you guys better than deadspin. but, you better keep writing good stuff and don't be like some (simmons) who begin to mail it in, write lame shit and name-drop lame celebrities so that people will think they're cool and famous now. if you start doing this then i will revoke your fucking weblog award by prying it out of your cold, dead hands after i murder all of you.

beisbolct said...

was winnars mispelled purposely??

The Pirate Sloth said...

beisbolct....you've not spent much time on the internet, huh?

Crank said...

Only 12 months? I won the award in 2004 and I still have the logo on my site. It's forever, man.

Congrats. It was well-deserved.