It's Christmas week, which means we'll gonna be awfully busy running base for Esteban and trying to leverage him against Corky in a chess-like plot to free our sister from the hell of addiction and flee this rotting corpse of a town once and for all.
Oh, wait. That's the plot to 1994's Fresh, one of my favorite movies. I'm actually going to Connecticut.
Which means we won't be posting as much next week. Ape will be working and is certain to unleash his fury here from time to time in some sort of Steeler-related manner. So until 2007, KSK bids you adieu. Go make your own dick jokes, for shit's sake. I've got smoked turkey to suckle on like titty.