Monday, December 4, 2006

KSK Kaption Kontest: Bobby Martin

You know things are bad for a football team when it adds patches of quick sand to make the games more exciting.


Next week: the minefield at Ford Field.

(Speaking of Browns, I'm more than a little gay for a certain Seahawk named Josh.)

NOTE: I should make it clear that Bobby Martin has an incredible story of perseverance in the face of adversity. The picture was just a little offputting for me is all.

29 comments:

Mike said...

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

hakeem said...

frustrated with the play of reuben droughns, the browns are exploring their options at running back

swing4 said...

Inspired by Bobby Martin, the 19-year old Ohio native who overcame the loss of his legs to play high school football and win the ESPY for Best Athlete with a Disability, the Cleveland Browns secured a win today in overtime, improving their record to 4-8.

http://www.bobbymartin.org/index.html

Signal to Noise said...

"I'm telling you, Reuben, this is how you do it. You've GOT to keep your center of gravity low, and then you can bowl some motherfuckers over."

Big Daddy Drew said...

He's got no legs...
He doesn't know how to use them...

Big Jim Slade said...

"Quick, someone steal this guy a wheelchair"

Trustintime said...

[subwayguyonkids]I have no legs, I have no legs"[subwayguyonkids]

jackhandey said...

Let's see if he got both feet in bounds...

XavierMusketeer said...

Why does he need a pass to get on the field? I mean are they going to get him confused with another guy with no legs in a parka?

Oh and holy shit, I bet his bits & pieces are probably gonna freeze to the field like that kid's tongue in Xmas Story.

And yes, I do have a first class ticket to Hell.

The Chosen Rob said...
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The Chosen Rob said...

"Martin remains inactive since the pre-season, as Coach Crennel still doesn't believe Bobby's gotten his game legs back."

Biggie said...

Is that black Lt. Dan?

Sarge said...

I can't bring myself to make fun of a legless dude who can still "run" the 40 in 6 seconds...

Dude posts amazing sack numbers for his team...Great kid.

Awful Chief said...

Halfback

Suss & The Family Stone said...

THE BLACK ASSISTANT COORDINATOR ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!

twoeightnine said...

"ESPY for Best Athlete with a Disability"

I guess that Irvin didn't win it because that would be a conflict of interest.

highonLowe said...

KSK Kaption Kontest?
My guess is you guys don't like Bobby Martin

Cameron (Go Lions) said...

With the fifth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns choose...

HofC said...

1) The Browns were so desperate for depth that they drafted the guy from Metallica's ONE video....

2) In a cost-cutting move, the Browns decide to pay players based off of height

3)The view from here is GOOOD

gymclassheroes said...

Dorf on Football

8hrdrive said...

After trying out for the Cowboys earlier this week, Martin hope to catch on kicking field goals with the Browns.

Leonard Peltier said...

Why is any of this OK?

highonLowe said...

Martin, known for his short temper, is irate over the 11 1/2 men on the field penalty.

(see you guys in hell)

OkieRover said...

That guy can cover a 40 yard dash in just over 6 seconds. I'm not sure I could even do that.

Lou Pickney said...

Is Martin subject to penalties for blocking below the waist?

J.L. White said...

I'm sure Kellen Winslow was think, as he passed Martin on the field, was, "Why is there a giant talking piece of shit laying in the middle of the field?"

(Okay, I'm off to start up my man-crush with Josh Brown again, and then head directly to hell. See you guys there!)

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Crap. Gymclassheroes took my Dorf joke.

How about "Short coordinators got no reason".

WeJamEcono said...

Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

SMP said...

They also said Bill Veeck's Eddie Gaedel stunt wouldn't work . . .