Thursday, December 14, 2006

Chris Collinsworth will be tasting Jay Cutler's testes for weeks

...and they're still one of the best announcing teams in the league!

As for the weather, let's let Ollie give the update.



I'm still waiting for the wind to pick up. Hass is slingin' around but his receivers are having trouble gripping the ball. I'm sure the sideline reporter is trying to find out whether it's a result of the inclement conditions or the fact that Seattle's receivers have hands that make Alex Smith look like George Costanza (pre-iron).

The only score so far has come from my personal savior, Shaun Alexander. After he fumbled at the two the pileup began, Seattle recovered but Bobby Engram tragically died as a result of drowning. Once the bodies were removed Shaun punched it in for the score.

San Fran just partially blocked a punt, they celebrated with streamers, flamboyant dancing, and and a round of appletinis. I'm trying to resist the urge to bring up The Office on the DVR. Somehow Seattle got the ball back again, the Niners seem to be paying about as much attention as myself.

13 comments:

SuperFrankieLampard said...

change it to the office. it's worth it. just as good as last year's christmas episode.

flubby said...

Ray McKigney > Alex Smith

Unsilent Majority said...

holy shit that episode was fucking amazing. this game is crap. i'm done.

Unsilent Majority said...

stupid complex weather system.

Jay Tierney said...

Well, looks like the 49ers were paying more attention than the Seahawks! That play where Alex Smith shook off the corner blitz was awesome...

Suss & The Family Stone said...

YOU WANT THIS DAWG?

dusty said...

What a craptastic game..I listened to some tunes and packed a bowl..carnage isn't my thing and the game had more than enough of that if you were rooting for the 'hawks...which I was.

SteveJeltzFan said...

I saw a fish!

highonLowe said...

Speaking of funerals, why don’t you go ahead and die.

doug_plank said...

Okay Alexander was there, Hasselbeck was there....what's the excuse?

highonLowe said...

And another thing, Alex Smith with 3 TDs? Fuck me running! Not only am I matched up against the damned mormon this week, I have the seahawks D. Rudi better have a superb day against Indy

ps. Fuck you again Alex Smith

Unsilent Majority said...

no djacks

The Pirate Sloth said...

If you think it was pathetic to watch the game on TV...you should have been at Qwest.

Fucking pathetic.