Chris Collinsworth will be tasting Jay Cutler's testes for weeks

...and they're still one of the best announcing teams in the league!

As for the weather, let's let Ollie give the update.



I'm still waiting for the wind to pick up. Hass is slingin' around but his receivers are having trouble gripping the ball. I'm sure the sideline reporter is trying to find out whether it's a result of the inclement conditions or the fact that Seattle's receivers have hands that make Alex Smith look like George Costanza (pre-iron).

The only score so far has come from my personal savior, Shaun Alexander. After he fumbled at the two the pileup began, Seattle recovered but Bobby Engram tragically died as a result of drowning. Once the bodies were removed Shaun punched it in for the score.

San Fran just partially blocked a punt, they celebrated with streamers, flamboyant dancing, and and a round of appletinis. I'm trying to resist the urge to bring up The Office on the DVR. Somehow Seattle got the ball back again, the Niners seem to be paying about as much attention as myself.