Sunday, December 10, 2006

Peyton Manning Endures Another Sunday Afternoon Anus Rape, This Time In A Figurative Sense

Sweet balls, man.

The Jags are putting a serious beatdown on the Colts right now. It's 37-10 with the third quarter winding down. Observations from this poorly-motorvated contributor include:

  • JAX racking up over 300 yards on the ground (this is in THREE quarters) and 3 TDs
  • Noted nerd-basher Maurice Jones-Drew running a kickoff return 93 yards to the hizzy to start the second half
  • Peyton Manning throwing a very unsensible pick to Gerald Sensabaugh
  • Jack Del Rio kicking it in a suit (remember kids, dress for the ass-beating you want to GIVE, not the ass-beating you want to RECEIVE)
  • Mike Tice on the Jaguars sideline, looking startlingly competent
Yeah, you still think the Colts are going to win the AFC?


mrmom61 said...

Same shit different season.

peytonloveskenny said...

I checked the box score, and as a team, the Jags had an 8.9 yards per carry average. Um, yeah. The Colts may want to look into that whole rush defense thing.

Signal to Noise said...

The sad thing is that the Jags have been capable of this all year and all you really need to know about them is that they lost to Houston TWICE.

Del Rio will be heading straight to the NFL asking to bend the suit rules so he can wear them every game.

Laser Rocket Arm said...

I wasn't sure whether to be depressed because Peyton was getting his annual non-Chesney-related ass pounding a month early or to be happy because I have Jacksonville's D on my fantasy team.

And Del Rio? The suit? OH HELLS YES

iabartender said...

I am hopeful that the Colts are choosing to collapse in December instead of January for a change. I am REALLY hoping that is the plan.

highonLowe said...

Del Rio's suit looks like a onesy

Johnny Eclectic said...

It's not rape, it's surprise sex!

Becky said...

A) I love the suits

B) I love watching Manning fall down go boom (any chance they'll bring in surprise backup Tee Martin to win the Super Bowl that Peyton can't?)

C) I weep for wishing the Lions could be in a position to HAVE a three game collapse. When we've only lost three in a row in Detroit, that's party time! Or, as I like to call it, week 4.