Friday, December 22, 2006

Put Slap 'pon de Grinches, Santa Still Vicious

It's three days until Christmas, I'm not done with my holiday shopping and the most important thing on my mind is whether that professor is really mouthing, "What. the. fuck?" to the stylishly wonkish chick in the Dr. Pepper "23" commercial. I'm still on the fence.

But before I run out and get everyone I know "Free wig with purchase of another wig -- Downtown Wig Emporium" coupons, there's still the pressing matter of the weekly cheerleader fix. (Quick aside: the best New Year's Toast I've ever heard, and couldn't verify, comes from Jimi Hendrix, who toasted, "To good health and a fix." Yes, concise and drug-related. Quite nice, says I.)

Appy-Polly-Loggies if this photo of the Cold Miserettes is no larger than the lump of shit I'm getting is my stocking (coal being too expensive). I felt the need to get the Colts in on the holiday action, as the post-Christmas period is never particularly kind to the fortunes of Lil' Ronnie's favorite squad, and this year appears even more dismal, so they might as well get all that merriment out of their system now.

Here's a negligibly larger one of the Rockets - Rockets!? As in basketball? - cheerleaders or dance team or somesuch nonsense. Sorry, apparently tracking down photos of cheerleaders in chintzy Santa hats is more than five minutes' work. Next year, I'll stick with cheerleader gift certificates.

I feel like the guy who didn't go to Jared.


Matty Blue said...

you're welcome.

Christmas Ape said...

It's a cheerleading miracle!

diesel said...

The jewelry store jared or the twink from the Subway commercials jared?

KillBillWirtz said...


Alex de Large would've posted some better photos. NSFW definitely.

whitefolks said...

i was way off base in guessing that someone being called a twink would have happened in a post instead of a comment.

what kind of shit is this still being at work? 3 PM on the east coast and no one wants to talk software today? i'm fucking floored.

J.L. White said...

Jeez Ape, I was really hoping for some half-way decent Cheer-babe picks here. Even TMQ's are filthier than these. How the fuck am I supposed to jerk off in my cubicle with that nonsense?

After the last few Seahawks games, can't I get ANY pleasure?