Big Daddy Drew Opens Up His Enormous Sack

I'll be honest, I don't know if we have enough readership to do a regular reader mail feature here. But I'm open to giving it a shot. Therefore, I'd like to introduce to you the KSK Reader Mail Bukkake.

If you have a question for me, or you'd like to make a comment (but are too lazy to register for Blogger, or are dyslexic and have had your confidence destroyed by the Word Verification), simply click "Email Big Daddy Drew" over on the right and let me know! I'll be sure to answer with the cheapest, most gratuitous dick joke possible. Or, if clicking on the right is too hard, just email me at drsteuss1@yahoo.com (See that? It's like Dr. Seuss, only modified to echo the name of former Vikings tackle Todd Steussie! Isn't that clever?!). Or email any of our other fine contributors here over on the side. Only don't try and reach Falco. The Feds will bug your house and deport your nanny.

I, and my fine colleagues, will do our best to answer any question you might have about the NFL, Claymation Christmas specials, reporters' daughters, or anything else you might have in mind. We'll even answer hate mail, because hate is what binds us all together in love and harmony.

Be sure to leave the name you want credited on your email, and if you want us to link to a site of yours, we'll happily do that as well. After all, we gay blogging folk are in this together. It's like communism, but with tits.

Now, we can't guarantee we'll post every question. If, perchance, you suck, then we may skip over you. But let's see if we can make this work. After all, this is a blog. And I'm running out of ideas. So let's get excited about this bitch!