Friday, November 9, 2007

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY -- The Bounty On Bill Simmons' Hands Has Been Set at $20


Simmons' column has been up for approximately two hours and we've already received a bevy of e-mails attesting to its retardery. Rest assured that we've read it, punched our desks a few times, scoffed indignantly at a few choice excerpts and decided we could takes no more.

For those, unlike us, who don't have time in the middle of the day to commit an hour to read the 33,000 words that usually comprise his Friday picks column (in which this week he relegates the "picks" to a small box to the side of his rant, forgoing any additional commentary on his shitty recommendations).

Anyway, here's the quick rundown: He blubbers on about how the Pats totally got hosed in a game they won by referees working for the RAND CORPORATION, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, to totally screw the Pats over and have the gall to call Randy Moss for pushing off, like he's been doing all year. He compares the refs to the Nazi officials in "Victory!" Leaving aside that a lot of former Nazis probably reside in Indianapolis, this is completely ludicrous.

He does provide us this helpful, if obnoxious, tidbit:

"After the final three kneels and a delightfully icy handshake between Belichick and Dungy, I grabbed my dogs for a prolonged victory walk -- still wearing my good luck Wes Welker jersey -- and mulled a scenario in which the Pats finished 19-0, then picked first in the 2008 draft with the first-rounder acquired from San Francisco last spring."

So now we know Simmons likes to take victory strolls following Patriots games. All you need to do is find the douchebag in the Welker jersey walking a labradoodle and hack off his hands. He has a new kid, so perhaps he should be around for that. And nobody watches E-60, so no harm is done there. The Welker jersey probably narrows it down a bit in L.A. but if you happen to lop off the appendages of a few innocents of a similar description, who are we to judge? He is your quarry and upon successful termination you will receive a crisp new twenty.

With which you can get:

-- Copy of NBA2K8 for PS2 so you can beat the Celtics 300 times in a row
-- Butthash kit, deluxe edition
-- Three (3) 5 lb. bags of key lime mints
-- Wes Welker Dolphins jersey
-- a "Van Heflin"
-- Fudgie the Whale

107 comments:

Big Daddy Drew said...

Why pay for the butthash when you can get the doodie for free?

Bryan said...

Thank you for this post.

John said...

Up until today I might have been classified as a "Simmons apologist." No longer. That column takes the cake. KSK, you win.

Now, I just need to find my ball peen hammer and I'll be off to L.A. What number is Welker again?

5150 said...

Patriot fans. Please watch this.

http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d803fe0f3

Then continue you fucking crying. Jesus Christ assholes, you have the best team in the league and you beat the Colts. What the fuck are you complaining about. Just for that, I'll pitch $20 in for the Tom Brady fund.

Pave the Whales said...

I'm a Vikings fan who has been enjoying watching the Patriots because Randy Moss is still my favorite receiver of all time.

Simmons just ruined that.

The only way I can continue to root for Moss' continued success is if Simmons isn't there to see it. I'll throw in $20 of my own if someone can arrange for him to be struck by lightning. And yes, a high-voltage taser counts.

THe Drinking Champs said...

I used to really enjoy reading Simmons but the Patriots gloating has made me ill the last few weeks. He even justified their cheating. What a douchebag. I wish the WWL would change the name of his column to "The Boston Sports Guy" since he doesn't write about anything else. And he's a horrible picker of football games.

Pemulis said...

i heard they watched the instant replays on tvs made by diebold

lost said...

thanks a lot cookie puss. now i got tom carvel's voice stuck in my head.





wv: wuubsrod. why u still on bill simmons' rod?

Big Daddy Drew said...

I'm also bitter Simmons has Purple Jesus on his fantasy team. If only there were a way to hack into his team and erase it.

/hoping one of your readers knows how to actually do such a thing

caveatBettor said...

Refs were probably point shaving that game. All you bitter folks picked the Colts + points. That's my (fictional) story, and I'm stickin' with it.

twoeightnine said...

I made it through a paragraph before blacking out.

I love how he has a Wes Welker jersey. What were the odds of him having a WR jersey before this year? 10,000-1?

naptown drew said...

If you really want to mess up his life, you'll need to cut up his crotch since he types with his fucking labia.

ColeTrain said...

a) Naptown sucks.

b) I would have let Simmons off the hook if he wore a Moss, Stallworth or Kool-Aid jersey on his "victory walk."

Kolja said...

And yes, a high-voltage taser counts.

If you make him squeal "don't tase me bro!" and catch it on film, I'll throw in $20 as well.

lost said...

"Patriot fans. Please watch this."

and i'm sure the ref on the field saw Wayne's hand graze Hobbs' neck.

I'm sure most of the dudes in jail for slangin' actually did it. but is that why they're in jail?

the patriots used to get all the calls, so I don't feel bad for them. and the steelers got a super bowl, so I guess I can't be too mad about shitty refs.

but I hate the colts, and the lig loves em.

simmons i can ignore. he ain't on the field

Jonathan said...

"RAND CORPORATION, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires"

Are those the same people who put a secret ingredient into KFC that makes me crave it fortnightly?

Phony Gwynn said...

Simmons's pussy's so big Sam Adams just fell out of it.

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lost said...

jonathan- how you can go that long without KFC is beyond me.

Rusty said...

Five minutes into that game I was screaming "Vegas conspiracy! They're not going to let us cover!"

Was Simmons being whiny? Yeah. But it really was no different than what my friends and I have been talking about over the past week. The refs were atrocious and every one of their atrocious calls benefited the Colts. They got at least one field goal out of bogus PI calls and that was the difference between Unsilent Majority losing $100 and winning $90. I'd like to see how he felt about the referees' performance.

Unsilent Majority said...

I'd like to see how he felt about the referees' performance.

I was more distraught by Brady taking a knee.

Christmas Ape said...

I had money on the Pats as well, rusty, and I didn't think the officials performance was particularly atrocious. To be sure, there was a bad call or two that went against New England, but not enough to warrant this conspiracy bullshit.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Was Simmons being whiny? Yeah.

Ape's point exactly.

lost said...

I was more distraught by Brady taking a knee.

or the fact of his still having two.

Steve H said...

It's ironic that Boston and Indianapolis are rivals seeing their shared racism, homerism/bandwagoning, and general cock-suckerness. Their fans only wear white players jerseys, especially if there's a white skill position player. That Simmons has a Welker jersey is about as shocking as everyone in Indy still wears their Brandon Stokley jerseys...

lost said...

not enough to warrant this conspiracy bullshit.

no conspiracy necessary. the patriots are being assholes. refs are people, too. most people don't like assholes.

i don't think you'll hear belichek whine about refs. if you do, please tell me and I'll go right back to hating the patriots like i did from 2002-2006

JonathanWK said...

Oh, come on, just because I go to Celtics games with my Scalabrine jersey on doesn't make me a racist.

Mike said...

I want to punch him in the mouth with brass knuckles covered in AIDS. Ugh.

Brando said...

I'm with John -- I used to think Simmons got too much grief -- but fuck him in his Summer Meadow scented cooter. I think a couple of the calls against the Pats were questionable, and so were a lot of other calls this weekend and every weekend in the history of the NFL. You don't rack up 146 yards in penalties solely because the refs fucked you.

I think I know why he and the rest of the Patriots harem is so nervous. They can smell that perfect season, and with it they can finally crawl so far up their own asses, they will cross the douchebag singularity horizon and achieve Perfect Doucheness.

Brian Van said...

Maybe we should put the bounty on the refs' little yellow flags instead. That way, the Patriots can go on curb-stomping 3-win teams unimpeded on the path to destiny, and all the NE fans can keep intact their fragile egos.

(But, seriously, the officiating in that game gave me material all day. Every time a Pats receiver caught something for more than 5 yards gain without a flag, I pretended to be Goodell on the red phone with the refs, screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?!")

MDZ said...

I also love how wrong Simmons is when describing Parreira's official review on NFLN. And Rusty, did you ever wonder why people hate Pats fans?

lost said...

'douchebag singularity horizon' brilliant.

that's what i'm looking for. boston fans are going to be insufferable anyhow, right. why not have them be impossibly, irretrievably, inexcusably obnoxious? seems like more fun. go pats.

smurphette said...

@ Steve H: I'm not a racist, I followed the Colts all through the miserable 80's and 90's, and my jersey is Dwight Freeney. I am, however, a reasonable straight girl, so I'll have to concede the point on giving head.

Also, Bill Simmons is fucking creepy looking. There is no way he didn't date rape chicks in college.

Hustler of Culture said...

Count me in for $20 for him and Brady. That's $40 I'm willing to take away from things like food and diapers for the IoC to deal with these two so that he can grow up in a better world.

Okay fine, it has nothing to do with the children, I just want those two douches gone

futuremrsrickankiel said...

"From the time the movie was released in 1981, I have measured every real-life contest with shady officiating against that Nazis-Allies game."

Sounds reasonable to me...

lost said...

smurphy- chicks?

The Last Unitard said...

I don't know how the sports gal can stand all the smug. I imagine the pills and booze help.

smurphette said...

@lost: WORD

lost said...

'tard- she takes it about as well as Mrs. Bates tolerated all of Norman's screamin' and carryin' on.

or, if she does exist, she takes a fat dick during every Celts, Pats, and home Clippers game.

lost said...

obviously, i'm ashamed to know simmons' viewing habits.

let me take this opportunity to thank the fine men of KSK for not sucking, and for saving me from the WWL.

I hope you all have a fine weekend. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go eat a apple.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

With that you could also get a copy of the new Dynamites cd.

Just sayin.

http://www.myspace.com/thedynamitesband

Aaron said...

"I can smell Simmon's cunt" - Multiple Miggs

smurphette said...

"I myself cannot."

Unsilent Majority said...

Jesus Phony, that's fucked up.

Can't you keep it in your pants?

Signal to Noise said...

Wasn't wearing a Welker jersey one of the signs from the "ways to be a bandwagon jumping masshole" post here?

Jesus, it's like he's fucking typecast himself. And the smug is killing because the Pats were actually getting some dumb-ass flags against them in the first half.

Jackin'4Beats said...

is your quarry and upon successful termination you will receive a crisp new twenty

Ahnold is not ahmused.

And I will not bring myself to read his bullshit until Brady is kneecapped or the Pats lose. Then and only then can I go to his page and mercilessly make fun of the urtard.

eric said...

I'm shocked at the outrage. WTF? How can you be pissed with Simmons? I was waiting for that game all year (can't stand Peyton) and the refs are the sole reason it was close. I was pissed, and I don't even like the Pats. So Simmons is pissed because his favorite team got hosed, preventing him from enjoying them stomp all over his arch-nemisis over the years - and you take him to task for it??? What happened to you, KSK? This is exactly the shit you should be writing about.

The Last Unitard said...

I think a Randall ### jersey would be more appropriate for the Sports Cockgoblin.

5150 said...

For the record, I have a Bob Sanders jersey, although it is an away jersey, so I guess I'm still be racist.

Matt said...

Drew I have an idea: Girl fights Simmons' guaranteed-to-be-a-bitch-daughter with her tiny little fists. First one to bleed loses. The loser's father never types on a computer again. What do you think?

PS I hope girl is tough because I can't handle much more insufferable douchebaggyness.

Captain Caveman said...

What happened to you, KSK?

Buddy, it's not us. It's you.

Phony Gwynn said...

It's out right now, UM. Fucker wants to DANCE!

tim said...

you whinny losers are the ultimate douchebags.

i love reading your loser rants as we kick your feeble asses. come to boston you fags and say some of this bullshit to us.

we love the cheatin and we love runnin it up, and we love saying fuck to to all you scum

Christopher said...

I would like to take this time to point out that, while many of you may hate simmons, and that many of you may hate the patriots, they can not be lumped together. That no talent douchebag does not represent New England anymore than Romo represents smiles.

I am an unabashed Pats fan, and I disagree with almost every word of that cockbreath's column. So please join me in mutual disdain for Simmons and espn in general; I am with you there.

Do not call him a patriots fan. He is a fucking moron. There is a (slight) difference.

Bryan said...

Holy shit Tim is tough!!!

LOV2H8 said...

Oh yeah, Boston's got the ultimate street cred. Isn't Benzino from Boston? Yeah, he's a hardass. Ted Kennedy too, and the guy from Cheers, all hardasses. So you must be a hardass too, but in most cases your'e probably just a sycophantic douchebag from the suburbs.

LOV2H8 said...

That was to my boy Tim

5150 said...

Hey fuck you Tim you fuckin' prick! You wanna fight!? Fucking bring it! I'll kick your ass and then I'll fuck all your fish-eatin' lesbian friends you fucking douchebag! You fucking name the time and the date and I'll be there. I'll fucking meet you at the Quad and fuck your retarded cock-sucking ass up in front of all you faggot rim-job giving friends you dumb cunt!

FUCK YOU!!!!!


Heh, that was fun.

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Ellery said...

Just heard Stefan Fatsis on NPR talking about Purple Jesus and how BDD and KSK gave him the nickname -- wow. I don't know if I'm impressed that KSK got a mention on NPR or a bit worried that WSJ writers read KSK.

Roy Hobbs said...

And here's the link for the NPR interview:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=16162001

Mike said...

That's progress. Last year, that bitch Garrison Keillor tried to take credit for the "Sex Cannon" name.

Mike said...

And not for nothing Drew, you might want to look into snagging the purplejesus.com domain name. If shit's blowing up, ride the gravy train.

Josh Plummer said...

Hey, whaddya know? Another lame blog trying to capitalize on the popularity of Bill Simmons.

Spectacular Sam said...
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Spectacular Sam said...

Holy fuck, I can't believe he wrote that column with a straight face. Comparing the refs to the Nazi's in Victory? Seriously? I honestly have no idea how anyone can take opinions seriously. Congrats Bill, you truly have become King of The Massholes.

Oh, and thanks Drew, I'm going to have nightmares from that blown up head shot.

JAMMQ said...

Hey, whaddya know? Another lame blog trying to capitalize on the popularity of Bill Simmons.

Sully from Natick?

Spectacular Sam said...

*his

miamidiesel said...

@jammq, 5150: +1

By the way, do all these Boston douches have their heads too far up their collective assholes to come up with some interesting commenter names? It seems like they're content to use bland monikers like "tim", "robert", "rusty", "christopher", and "josh plummer". Where's the creativity? Where's the ingenuity of names like "dick gozinia", "pemulis", "wormfather", "jackin'4beats", "smurphette", etc.? Methinks thinks that a lot of these Masshole commenters are just one really lonely 14-year old on the computer in his parents' basement waiting to find someone to play Dungeons & Dragons (or whatever the contemporary equivalent of that shit is) with while his non-socially-retarded classmates are learning the joys of sex and alcohol...

Unsilent Majority said...

Hey, whaddya know? Another lame blog trying to capitalize on the popularity of Bill Simmons.

Yep, we're certainly capitalizing off of the SG for our own benefit. Surely the ad revenue will be pouring in. Fucking retard.

flubby said...

Plummer, you butthash, we are not sharing our Fudgie the Whale with you.

H Cuz said...

How big of a douche do you have to be to put "Patriots over Bye" in your picks?

Scott said...

ah, the unbridled machismo and homophobia of the great unwashed masses.

enjoy watching the greatest team ever shit all over your hopes and dreams, kids!

twoeightnine said...

I'm not sure, I think we need someone to come up with a new Levels of Douchiness column to consult. I'm guessing he's at cuntpunch.

Spectacular Sam said...

Seriously, can you imagine ANY fan base with more blatant and stupid comebacks/comments than the Pats fans this year? Way to stay true to form fellas. Unbelievable.

Kolja said...

and the guy from Cheers, all hardasses.

Coach passed on a long time ago. Can't we show some respect to the departed?

Unless you meant Woody. But he's from Hanover, Indiana - which is kind of karmic.

Illegal Immigrant said...

What the fuck? I didn't delete my comment...

dammit, now noone will know how subltely I implied Simmons is a racist New Englander. Fuck. And I hate him so much.

miamidiesel said...

Wow, and "scott" just adds further proof to my earlier argument. Hey "scott", "tim", "robert", "rusty", "christopher", and "josh plummer", why don't you fags all air-high-five each other because it's so "wicked" cool! I hope that years of anal sex with one another has left you all with AIDS, or at least HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.

Kolja said...

@miami

Seriously, it's like a bad "Good Will Hunting" sequel.

Scott said...

hey miamidiesel, at least we don't live in a city that looks half like a havana slum and half like a place that even starving cuban refugees don't want to end up.

but enjoy the fact that you can go to the club at the versacci mansion, i'm sure it makes you tres hip to roll up there. you can pop your collar while your at it.

meanwhile our local football team will continue its domination of the NFL and whooping all comers.

ps: we have the cure for the HIV but refuse to give it to hoi-polloi hicks like you. so we can have all the crazy bugchasing buttsex we want. how are those fuckin' apples?

Mike said...

oh man... I didn't mean to have such a plain commenter name... I don't want people to think I like Boston teams. I want them to die.

To Scott: Have you thought about all the things you could have done with your life in the time it took you to write that last comment?

allie said...

I enjoyed simmons' column. I do not, however, enjoy his zoomed in mugshot staring back at me with crazy eyes every time I come back to KSK for my procrastination fix.
it's almost as bad as naked hairy burt reynolds on a bearskin rug.

Jackin'4Beats said...

I've got a creative commenter name! Therefore I am not a Masshole. SWEET!

@miamidiesel: you are so right about those cuntbuckets. And scott just admitted they like anal sex with each other. Good job making our point dickhead.

We know they are all douchebags, but I thinnk we need to be more creative with our insults. How about we start calling all NE Pats fans MASSENGILLS???

Who's with me?

Jackin'4Beats said...

Massengill

smurphette said...

"Whooping" all comers? Wow, what a short memory you have. Just last Sunday Joseph Addai torched your defense for over 100 yards rushing and 100 yards receiving. Robert Mathis had 2 sacks against your vaunted offensive line. The secondary doubled Brady's season pick total in a single game. All without our stud starting left tackle and the best WR of the past decade. The Pats didn't whoop the Colts, they barely escaped Indy with an exciting win.

Robert said...

You boys are going way overboard here. At first I thought it only jealousy and having to root for teams like the Steelers, Ravens, or the whole NFC east, but now I'm not so sure.

Let's make two things perfectly fucking clear: Nobody can question that the fix was on against NE last Sunday - it was just too damn obvious. That may be troublesome to those hoping for 19-0 until they realize the only competition left for NE is, well, ummm, nobody, really. The talking heads will talk up the Steelers game but, really, nobody with any sense actually believes NE can lose that game. NE owns Pittsburg.

Second, no Patriot fan can whine about it because the team has been the beneficiary of such treatment since 2001.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DDwVqWQ7k9I

anonymous educator said...

Simmons just had a baby. Clearly he's real happy about it.

The calls on Hobbs and Moss were terrible but they really didn't have much of an impact. 3 points, maybe. Nothing wrong with the call on Samuel.

The secondary doubled Brady's season pick total in a single game.

Nice jujitsu.

Josh said...

Re "The Fix is in":

Simmons and other conspiracy theorists, do you understand how much money and hype the league gains by having an undefeated juggernaut team like the Patriots? An undefeated Patriots team making a run at a record season is like the Yankees for football; every game can be hyped for weeks (even this week when they're on bye!). A Patriots team with a loss is still good, but not the kind of thing you can hype to the masses that make the difference between good ratings and great ratings.

So why the fuck would the league try to fix a game so that the Patriots lose?

My god you're mentally handicapped. Think, people.

Mike said...

You stupid motherfucking dumb asshole stupid cocksmoking idiot retard Boston fans. There was no fix. My God look where the idea of fixing games got the NBA, nothing but trouble. What the fuck benefit would it give the NFL to fix a game anyway?

You Massholes get dumber by the day. And you didn't start at the top of the brain chain.

DIAF. Please.

twoeightnine said...

You're just jealous Josh, how do you suck on the apples. H8ER!

Buffalo Sports Dude said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_UTYheZN7Y

this guy hates the patriots.. but Simmons has wasted yet another hour of my life writing this b.s. i can't wait for the patriots to lose and brady get hurt in the same game

David said...

WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH..Better call the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmbulance....What a bunch of babies....Bill Simmons is a homer...so what...don't read him. He is not a journalist, he is opinionist. Jesus he is the "BOSTON Sports Guy" for christs sake. It is great to be a Boston sports fan. It sucks to root for your sucky team whomever that might be.

Bryan said...

David, I am so sick of your filthy whore of a mother.

twoeightnine said...

Jesus he is the "BOSTON Sports Guy" for christs sake.

Someone better tell ESPN that. And Bill too. I'm pretty sure his "site" is Sports Guy's World. And E:60 refers to him as the Sports Guy and so on...

Chamomiles Davis said...

Looks like all the Boston fans on here just cut-and-pasted their witty retorts straight out of a Yankees forum circa 1999. How quickly they forget.

Pave the Whales said...

Y'all need to give it up. Simmons is totally indefensible here.

Look, I read his stuff when he started on ESPN.com, and I thought it was a great voice - the voice of a nerdy guy who's also a sports geek.

He's gotten full of himself. And he's gotten lazy. He just writes about Boston now, and clearly either doesn't know or doesn't care about what's going on outside of his little bubble. His articles are often so self-contradictory that they're almost self-parody. I'd love to see him break down a major sporting event without referencing Boston somehow.

miamidiesel said...

@david: you're Generic Cockwhore Masshole Commenter #7 on KSK. Way to join the club.

@scott: I don't even know what the fuck tres hip means. And I've never popped my collar, or frequented places in Miami or NYC (where I'm actually from and live) where people tend to do that. Last I checked, popping a collar was something done by preppie douche bags, of which Boston is far and away the worldwide leader. You guys have so many fucking interchangeable douche bags up there, that as j4b pointed out, they've even named a disposable douche product after you all. Also, last I checked, there are hicks in many parts of Florida, but not in Miami. And there's no way people in Boston are smart enough to come up with the cure for AIDS - you fucking shitheads thought that a bunch of Aqua Teen Hunger Force ads were actually bombs placed by terrorists, despite the fact that nine other cities all had the ads and not one reacted like a headless retard the way Boston did. Go air-high-five your fellow massengills to that shit dickhole...

ron said...

Wow, did this guy honestly say that people in Boston are stupid....hmmmm isn't Harvard in Boston. Yes there are alot of retarded pricks in boston. Simmons is a figment of what he was years ago, and I mean YEARS ago. So miamidiesel take shaq's penis out of your ass. I hate the Pats they will go undefeated, let them have their moment for now than Brady's steroid test will come up positive. Nobody head butts like that unless their hopped up or drunk. At the very least he's hopped up on something.

Pave the Whales said...

Wow, did this guy honestly say that people in Boston are stupid....hmmmm isn't Harvard in Boston.

Is it. Do you know. Is Harvard in Boston. Or is it outside of Boston. Do they have question marks there. Can you tell me.

John Foley said...

...isn't Harvard in Boston.

No.

ben said...

Simmons real problem is that he can't outpick a dog.

Ben said...

It's not a conspiracy. Just some shitty calls. That's all.

Simmons article was kind of lame, and calling "conspiracy" is stupid, but to say the reffing in that game wasn't lopsided is like saying the Bears don't need a new quarterback.

It was lopsided and the Bears certainly need a new quarterback.

Dude Manbrough said...

Thank you for calling out "the Sports Guy" for his increasingly unreadable and extremely grating columns. I used to enjoy his take on the NFL as well as his wit, however, this season he's been no more than an especially irritating Patriots cheerleader lacking any of the desirable qualities the real N.E. cheerleaders may possess. And may I add that adult men who purchase new replica jerseys and wear them in public are a bit....."fruity".
Know what's funny about Boston area fans? They spent the better part of a century moaning and bellyaching about the special brand of sports fan pain that only they could ever really understand. Then they have some success and presto, they're more obnoxious than a room full of Yankee fans w/ the Yankees up ten games in mid-September. they couldn't wait to become like those they professed to hate. Ironic, innit?

John John The Bastard said...

we have the cure for the HIV but refuse to give it to hoi-polloi hicks like you. so we can have all the crazy bugchasing buttsex we want. how are those fuckin' apples?

They have the cure for HIV, but not a shift key. This made typing out the chemical equation for said cure extremely difficult.

(Sorry for the Chemistry joke)

Ben said...

@dude: That's the same for any fanbase. Find me a single fanbase of any team in any sport that didn't get a little more cocky after their team won a title.

Drew said...

please read: firejaymariotti.blogspot.com/2007/11/post-number-one-thousand-billion.html

plainview said...

Bill Simmons is the greatest sports blogger ever. He's managed to build a massive fanbase on the Internet even though he can't write the word douchebag. Does anyone realize how hard that is? Douchebag is by far the average blogger's favorite word.