Sunday, November 11, 2007

Horse Balls Dropped


That's a nice first half you put up Derek Anderson, with the benefit of a couple of short fields. How did you nurse that 12-point halftime lead? Going three of 12 until the final drive of the game, one-hopping and overthrowing your receivers when the Steelers didn't sack you once? Did the Browns return unit outgain its offense by 50 yards? I think so.

Roethlisberger has 22 TDs and seven picks, despite having a mediocre offensive line that makes him run for his life. But, yeah, he's totally an overrated game manager.

Give the retard his due. Or at least something shiny.

14 comments:

peytonloveskenny said...

And on the front page of ESPN right now, the caption under the picture says, "Willie Parker's 105 yards rushing helped swing the AFC North battle."

Yeah, that game was totally won by Willie Parker. I guess nobody at ESPN watched that game.

Kunal said...

Fuck that, the main page of ESPN will soon show the glorious return of Sex Cannon.

Otto Man said...

I got 21 points in the first half from Anderson, starting in both my leagues. I must say, I got my chair a little bit tilty at that point.

My reward? One more point in all of the second.

Fucking Browns. I'm starting to think that city's hopeless. That river probably set itself on fire in a desperate suicide attempt.

Dink said...

Crennel's ridiculous challenge towards the end of the game, costing the Browns two timeouts, did nothing to help their cause.

Foxxy Brown said...

ALERT: Sexy Rexy Grossman now in vs. the Raiders! already done gone deep to Berrian [incomplete].

now i may watch this crapfest

Foxxy Brown said...

@kunal

sorry - didn't refresh

please allow me to just announce the Raiders's latest fumble. back to you Sexy Rexy!

dick_gozinia said...

All Hail Sex Cannon.

Hewerman said...

FUCK IT HE JUST WENT DEEP!

twoeightnine said...

Something shiny might distract him from going balls deep in Hines Ward on the sideline.

Sarge said...

Yea, that Anderson guy is worthless. Let's sit a guy that's top five in the league in TD passes for a rookie...good call.

MemphisRaines said...

Anderson = Horse Balls
Roeathlisbergerur = Balls?
Ward = Bawrs, how many you say?

twoeightnine said...

Read that again, this time in English. I'll even make it easier for you.

Let's sit Anderson who's top five in the league in TD passes for Quinn...good call.

Jackin'4Beats said...

I think the king of the Brady Quinn is not a homosexual fan club is reading the site again.

Steve H said...

The Browns are very good at not winning against the Steelers. They really managed to do it in a versatile way this year - getting blown out at home, then choking on the road. Bravo.