Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Kevin Everett Meast Is Now the Sean Taylor Meast -- Forever

We really enjoyed having the Meast named after a different person every year. Being the Steve Irwin Memorial Meast of the Week was a different honor entirely than being the Kevin Everett Meast of the Week, y'know?

That all ends today, though. This week's Meast is Sean Taylor, and with it he deservedly reclaims the name that was his all along. We salute you, original man-beast. Or moist yeast, or whatever the word's origins are.

So, to recap: from here on out it's the Sean Taylor Memorial Meast Award, though we'll leave the door open for secondary sponsorship: the Sean Taylor Memorial Meast punched to you by Chuck Norris; the Sean Taylor Memorial Meast survived by Bear Grylls; the Sean Taylor Memorial Meast built by the Home Depot. You get the idea.

30 comments:

Murderface said...

The sean Taylor Memorial Meast That You Pretty Much Had Coming To You, As Judged By Michael Wilbon.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Am I surprised Sean Taylor was named Meast of the week? Not in the least.

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

What a stupid comment.

Hustler of Culture said...

What does this have to do with the Cubs?

- MW

Murderface said...

Now THAT is a good comment.

Biff said...

Frankly, I think you should change "meast of the week" to something else altogether, for as the Good Book says:

"Sean Taylor is the one true meast, thou shalt not have other measts besides him."

naptown drew said...

Next week's Sean Taylor memorial Meast of the Week will be resurrected by Adrian Peterson, injected by Shawn Merriman, and defecated by Najeh Davenport.

Phony Gwynn said...

CC, you of all people should not joke about things being sponsored by Home Depot, or any other such company.

I mean, c'mon, man. Just because you escaped doesn't mean I'm not still here.

/in-joke

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

Impregnated by Tom Brady....

Vanilla said...

Knuckleheads

Otto Man said...

You guys are just naming the Meast Award after a Redskin because you're jealous of the Patriots.

JAMMQ said...

If the Meast is sponsored by Bear Grylls does that mean the events leading to the meastiness were faked/staged?

Sorry, somebody had to ask.

lost said...

...flabbergasted by Emmitt Smith's incomprehensible verisimilitude.

Franklin said...

You guys mailed it in this week

JAMMQ said...

Although eating goat testicles is pretty measty(or stupid), no matter how staged it is.

Upstate Underdog said...

I'm really glad I don't watch PTI.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Darrent Williams is pissed.

SDW said...

That's a stupid comment. Darrent Williams is a punk, and you're a knucklehead.

/mw

Wormfather said...

I still liked the idea of the KEST Meast of the Week.

One guy moved when it was said he'd never move again.

The other guy took a bullet to protect his family.

They are both worthy of eternal meastyness in my eyes. On sacrifce shouldnt be wiped off just because someone made a bigger sacrifice. That's how kids become serial murders they go from being th youngest and loved to yesterdays trash.

lost said...

That's how kids become serial murders they go from being th youngest and loved to yesterdays trash.

I always thought it was because they couldn't be satiated by all the privileges that society afforded them, and they sought the only form of power they weren't granted at birth: the power to take other people's lives.

In any case, I wouldn't want to be your little brother. Damn.

SDW said...

How about the STKE Meast of the Week? I like wormfather's idea, but also like the idea of pronouncing it as "The Sticky Meast of the Week."

Work is boring today.

Upstate Underdog said...

or STaKE ? it spells out stake, not like the kind you eat (steak) but close enough.

Wormfather said...

@lost

I dont have any younger brothers...anymore.

Wormfather said...

@lost, for you, I thought I'd resurect this gem from back in May when KSK took a one week hiatus.

Enjoy!

[Excerpt from Wormfather's future Best Seller "If I did it"

@bsanders37

Well yeah, kind of, there's something on TV every night or a bar to go to, or a stripper to rape, gut and throw into your trunk then drive to the beach only to realize that you fogot to get something to weigh her down with so then you remember that your uncle owns a butcher's shop so you call him and ask him if you can swing by because you really would like some nice steaks and you promise to leave a $50 on the counter this time just so he gives you the keys then you go to the butchershop drag her in the back and start to hack and saw at her then you realize that you still dont know what you're going to do with the body so you start sobbing then you decide to donate this nice "meat" to the homeless shelter so you package it up and bring it only to be told that they dont accept parishables so then you just decide to bring it to the dog shelter, but instead fall asleep in the parking lot and wake up pissed because you're going to be late to work so you end up just thowing all the "meat" in the dumpster and feeling sad because someone somewhere is hungry.

But my point is what I do tonight has no effect on getting me through 8 hours stuck behind a fucking desk, there's only but so many smoke breaks I can take.

But then again, i did pack an extra meat sandwich for lunch today.

/sob

Les Savy Ferd said...

Kevin Everett is pissed and coming after you guys for dumping his name from the meast of the week.

He's coming for you very very slowly, one step at a time.

What, too soon?

Jackin'4Beats said...

Sean Taylor Meast of the Week works for me as long as you always post that YouTube clip of him decleating Moorman.

Some jackass on the WWL said that was a boneheaded play last night so I think we should all see how the Pro Bowl is supposed to be played.

FYI - a Brady Quinn fanatic is secretly reading your posts like 5 days after the fact to leave his comments when no one is looking. What a homo - and I mean that in the worst possible way.

lost said...

worm- don't be so hard on yourself. just because you put your leftovers in the dumpster doesn't mean nobody's going to eat them.

from each according to his abilities...

ben said...

As it should be. Now and forever. Amen.

grungedave said...

Brian Moorman supports this decision... Sean Taylor is the eternal Meast.

scrambling punter? meet Sean Taylor... 2006 Pro Bowl

Sammy Winder said...

Darrent Williams, Memorial Mini-Meast...at least?