Lucy Pinder Endorses KSK!
Last year, we tried a plethora of strategies to win the Best Sports Blog award. We begged. We pleaded. We even resorted to a good old fashioned nasty attack ad. And all of it, to our surprise, worked. But I think this year, I think we’re gonna require an even bigger effort. And you know what that means: Celebrity endorsements!
Yes, celebrity endorsments are the backbone of any campaign. Spielberg endorsed Hillary. Oprah endorsed Obama. Fred Thompson mildly endorsed Fred Thompson. And the corpse of Lenin endorsed Kucinich. Having a celebrity back you lets the common folk know you have even less in common with them than they originally thought. Is that A+ campaigning? Fuck and yes.
So, every day until voting closes on November 8th, we’ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote for KSK. And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can’t help who chooses to love us. Today’s celebrity endorser is British pinup model and Tebow-girlfriend lookalike Lucy Pinder. Lucy, what do YOU think of KSK?
“Oh, I think KSK is brilliant, innit? Even though I’ve never heard of them. And I don’t know anything about American football. And I’ve never heard of a blog before. In fact, I don’t even know how to use a computer. I just stick out my heaving treasure chest and say, ‘Can someone please help me with this bloody machine?’ and blokes come running in to help me! It’s brilliant. I like dancing and pretty colors.”
Thanks, Lucy! Stay tuned for more endorsements from big-breasted models all week! And be sure to vote every day, even if you’re in jail!
15 comments:
Nice treasure chest
You guys are the Pats. You are leading 50 to 16. Naked chicks are like playing Brady til the end. Could cause a backlash from the pundits.
Shut the fuck up.
Dear dearjeff,
We have to build up a lead before the entire deadspin community gets in on the voting. It's not the fourth quarter, it's the first.
289 endorses Lucy Pinder.
It's halftime of the ND-Navy game and, as if being 1-7 isn't bad enough, Peter King is on the halftime show. After telling us that JJ extended Romo's contract because he wants Dallas to be "Mexico's Team," he added, with a creepy smirk: "The one other thing about Tony Romo -- he smiles a lot, and Jerry Jones likes that."
Jimmy Roberts wants to kill himself.
She may be showing her scones here, but I bet you she's voting for Arseblog
Fred Thompson mildly endorsed Fred Thompson.
Now that, my friend, was well played.
But for the record, Kucinich is endorsed by Kodos. (Kang is more of a Ron Paul man, I believe.)
She may be showing her scones here, but I bet you she's voting for Arseblog
Possibly. But she doesn't know it's a blog for Arsenal Football. She thinks it's all about her arse.
And, really, who are we to disagree?
Last comment before I get banned as spam -- that last hyperlink ("vote every day") takes us to the 2006 Leitch bashing, not the 2007 voting page.
We have to build up a lead before the entire deadspin community gets in on the voting. It's not the fourth quarter, it's the first.
Lord knows once Lady Andrea, Claire, and the legions of Deadpin commenter fucks who follow them get involved this once again will become a fight of good vs. evil.
Or at the least folksy and snarky vs. dick-jokes and tits.
Lord knows once Lady Andrea, Claire, and the legions of Deadpin commenter fucks who follow them get involved this once again will become a fight of good vs. evil.
I think you're mistaken; the real fight is going to be the rest of the free blogsphere vs. AOL Time Warner as soon as MDS commands his undead legion of brainless zombie commenter fucks to start voting thrice daily.
No offense to anybody here cashing a paycheck supported by legions of mindless zombie commenter fuck ad revenue, of course.
1162 to 363 so far, you guys need to just run the ball and kill the clock
Wait, which one is good and which one is evil?
Hat Tip: ProFootballTalk
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