Thursday, September 20, 2007

Kevin Everett Meast Of The Week -- Week 2

Having sufficiently honored our bestingraychested Memorial Meast Steve Irwin, we're re-naming KSK's most prestigious honor after Kevin Everett, who we think is a total fucking badass for shattering his neck vertebrae and then having the constitution to not be totally paralyzed. We'll be rooting for you all year, Kevin (plus well into the future after that).

Pick six.

Adalius Thomas did it, man. He lived the dream. He found a ball lodged in his grill and delivered it to the promised land before 10 am the next morning. He also had three tackles, and then after the game he ate five pizzas and took a shit the size of Muggsey Bogues. Simmons would probably suck him dry were it not for his deep-rooted fear of larger black gentlemen.

Yeah, we just picked a Patriot for the Meast for the second consecutive week. But before you polish up your pitchfork, consider that these Patriots have already slapped around two good teams. At least, they were good last year. Who knows, they might not be worth a shit in '07. Adalius is the black guy, by the way.

Actually, Adalius always wanted to play quarterback in the NFL, but a bunch of my white friends got together and stopped him. We didn't want him in that position.

12 comments:

Otto Man said...

Adalius is the black guy, by the way.

Obviously. The one on the left is Tony Siragusa.

AdamAnt said...

Former E.L. Fudge Packer Derek Anderson should been the choice.

michael said...

adalius thomas has glass embedded in his forehead to this day from a car accident in his childhood. true story.

Christmas Ape said...

I voted for Derek Anderson, adamant. We were deadlocked. Ultimately, it came to the choice of whoever bothered to write the post. So, in addition to go undefeated, the Patriots are determined to have a Meast every week. It's everything Caveman could dream of without Scarlett.

grungedave said...

How is God not the M.O.W.? He healed Jon Kitna in his spare time! *And* he announced his presence as a Lions fan. That's quite measty.

5150 said...

Wow! A Muggsey Bogues reference, color me impressed.

joser said...

derek anderson has glass imbedded in his penis to this day from a circumcision/greek wedding accident. true story?

fallex said...

Larry David knows Muggsey's huge from the waist down.

The Last Unitard said...

I think to have a Brown be Meast of the Week would be an insult to the award, and to the world.

Jackin'4Beats said...

That's Adalius Donquail Thomas to you fine sir.

Chip Fu said...

I think to have a Brown be Meast of the Week would be an insult to the award, and to the world.

racist bastard.

Christopher said...

I think it shouldve been Philip Rivers. I mean, how many guys in this league are so badass that they can throw two picks, fumble a couple times, and still have the balls to giggle through the entire ass kicking?