Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Let Me Get This Straight...


You have to actually trade something in order to acquire Charlie Frye?

Jesus, Seneca Wallace, you must read defenses like Britney Spears reads TelePrompters.

14 comments:

miamidiesel said...

Hopefully Hasselbeck goes down, forcing Grand Theft Walrus Holmgren to decide between Frye and Wallace... Ufford must've plotzed at whatever 25 cent show he was at when he heard this news

Christmas Ape said...

"Will you throw in the rights to Jerramy Stevens?"

"He doesn't play for us anymore."

"Deal."

LaRons said...

Haha. Seahawks are screwed without Hasselbeck either way. But they definitely just flushed a 6th round pick.

Dale said...

So, does the trash stache work outside of Akron?

Relax Ufford, maybe no one hears a peep from Frye for three years until one game in 2010 when a decrepit Hasselbeck breaks a hip and then a handsome stranger runs from the sideline and lifts his head to reveal...

...a FULL ON TOM SELICK 'stache. And as much Frye sucked with a hairlip, he will play to the greatness of his newfound glory. And all of Seattle will rejoice as trumpets sound and rainbows pour over Seattle's shitty, shitty skyline.

Planet Unicorn yeah!

BeaverFever said...

I hope Frye doesn't vote Republican.

http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=3809

Weed Against Speed said...

Come on, we all know Britney Spears can't fucking read.

Wormfather said...

@Weed Yeah that's the fucking jo...ohhhhhh.

The Pirate Sloth said...

This is going to make my home games almost unbearable if Frye has to go in.

devang said...

"Let Me Get This Straight..."

Well played.

The Last Unitard said...

What, they couldn't get Boller?

Zac said...

If they traded so much as a mini-fridge from the locker room for this asshat this is the most lopsided trade in history. Who in the NFL front office does Frye have dirty pictures of to keep his job like this?

J.L. White said...

You guys can Frye-bash all you want, but when you consider....

1.) He's leaving a piece of shit town ,in Cleveland
2.) Leaving a piece of shit state of Ohio, which borders other piece of shit states
3.) Getting the hell away from the worst team in football
4.) Fleeing town before having to file a restraining order against Brady Quinn and his "happy hands"
5.) Going to a team that can actually get into the playoffs
6.) Going to a team that can actually block pass rushers
7.) Can get Walter Jones to push his SUV from the hotel to the stadium without turning it on (which is environmentally sound, another plus!)
8.) Can play homes games that aren't 30 degrees below zero in December.
9.) Did I mention that Cleveland sucks?
10.) Nothing else I can add means more than that last sentence.

Frye should be so overjoyed to be holding a clipboard in Seattle, that he'll do whatever it takes to stay in Mike Holmgren's good graces.

SammySenrab said...

that was annoying

WI Browns Fan said...

Only the Browns can turn a 2005 3rd round pick into a 2008 6th round pick, and actually get applauded for it.

We're like the retarded kid working in fast food - you just want to give us a hug for trying.