Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Something's Wrong With This Photo


-Ballerinas think Jon's turnout is excellent.
-Jason Campbell forgets to lend Bionic Ankle to Jon Jansen
-They went thattaway!
-People never talk about the horrible injuries footsie can cause.
-This is God's punishment for when offensive linemen hold hands in the huddle.
-Jon's favorite new song? "Careless Whisper". Indeed, guilty feet have no got no rhythm.
-Some people are born double-jointed. And some have double-jointedness thrust upon them.
-That ankle is clearly on loan from Linda Blair.
-He should have realized something was wrong when he spent the entire series walking in circles.
-You plant your right foot in, you plant your right foot out...

Ah, it's a KSK Kollaborative Kaption Kontest! He's not wearing his ankle leathers. I say he deserved it.

Washington Times photo via DC Sports Bog

40 comments:

the great bambi said...

not...fucking...cool, when purple jesus is rolling around on the ground in a week or two with a similar injury you will only be able to blame yourself

Ben said...

Don't let it end this way, captain...

Damn sad to see the Rock go out like that...he's played hurt for the past several years, but there's really no way he comes back from this and starts again.

Upstate Underdog said...

so it's a KSK KKK. I'm not sure I want any part of this.

Brady said...

When did Jason Kendall start playing for the Redskins?

grungedave said...

Nike must really be hard-core about their "we gotta be able to see the logo" policy

Upstate Underdog said...

"This picture has not been photoshopped."

Weed Against Speed said...

Annie Wilkes is his number one fan.

devang said...

To everything thing turn, turn, turn...

Franklin said...

Dear God No! I said I was a 'Thighs Man'

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Tonya Harding, you bitch!

Shan said...

That's what happens when you challenge Fred Smoot to a game of DDR.

Luis Bup said...

"Sweep the leg, Johnny."

devang said...

Ha Ha
-Joe Theismann

SteveJeltzFan said...

Napoleon McCallum thinks Jon Jansen is a pussy.

Wormfather said...

...How many times do I have to tell you people, dont ever play QB for the redskins 'cause it never ends well.

Consigliari said...

Begining an acting career following a productive stint in the NFL, former Redskin Jon Jansen appears here auditioning for the lead in "Misery 2"

Claude Balls said...

Mr. Snyder, Mr. Cerrato: Mike Nolan on line 2

The Last Unitard said...

Footloose?

Unsilent Majority said...

Believe it or not, this has nothing to do with the Denver Broncos.

Awful Chief said...

Fred and Barney don't see what the big deal is.

Shan said...

You guys gotta try these new crunches, they really snap you into shape.

Grimey said...

Wow. I don't feel so bad about making fun of Chad Pennington anymore.

Weed Against Speed said...

People tried telling him you have to get a rib removed to do that or bad things will happen.

Happy Fun Miles said...

Don't tease Suisham, he takes his ballet seriously.

dick_gozinia said...

The only time in history Joe Theismann would've been useful to have in the broadcast booth.

S said...

This is what happens when you literally stick your foot up someone's ass.

'Dem sphincters is stroooooong.

Otto Man said...

Although he really wanted to get back in the game, Jansen decided not to follow Ronnie Lott's advice.

Steve said...

that a legitimate photo? shading on the foot looks pretty much contrary to the shading every where else on the photo.

Franklin said...

I am going to go ahead and proclaim myself the winner

Claude Balls said...

You know how I know you are gay? You know what a turnout is.

Seriously, man, what's up with that?

JT said...

Simpsons did it

Slash said...

I think grungedave wins.

Jebus, that picture freaks my shit out. Not as bad as the Theisman thing, but still.... fuck.

Harvey Ballwanger said...

I can't dance. I can't dance. I've got two left feet!

Just another country blumpkin said...

I said, "'Step pause turn pause pivot step step'" not `Step pause turn pause pivot step pause'"!

Unsilent Majority said...

quotation from best in show!

/lazy

makeitstick said...

Whew, I thought it would be more of a punch myself in the balls type pain,but I think I'll be ok if it stays in the pull my hair out level.

Will said...

some people are born double-jointed and we should watch videos of them rather than awful ankle nastiness.

twoeightnine said...

Somehow Billy Belichick was involved.

Don't Call Me Shirley said...

On the News Tonigt...

"The right ankle's premature evaluation of the Redskin's season and subsequent escape attempt without notifying the rest of the body left Jansen in a world of hurt...I'm Morey Shafer.."

Daniel said...

Just another country blumpkin said...
I said, "'Step pause turn pause pivot step step'" not `Step pause turn pause pivot step pause'"!


OHHhhhh.... shudder!!