-Ballerinas think Jon's turnout is excellent.
-Jason Campbell forgets to lend Bionic Ankle to Jon Jansen
-They went thattaway!
-People never talk about the horrible injuries footsie can cause.
-This is God's punishment for when offensive linemen hold hands in the huddle.
-Jon's favorite new song? "Careless Whisper". Indeed, guilty feet have no got no rhythm.
-Some people are born double-jointed. And some have double-jointedness thrust upon them.
-That ankle is clearly on loan from Linda Blair.
-He should have realized something was wrong when he spent the entire series walking in circles.
-You plant your right foot in, you plant your right foot out...
Ah, it's a KSK Kollaborative Kaption Kontest! He's not wearing his ankle leathers. I say he deserved it.
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