Thursday, September 6, 2007

KSK Kickoff Special: NFL Family Circus Caption Contest

Alright people, it doesn't get any easier than this. Let's hear your best captions in the comments.



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42 comments:

Crazy Little Thing said...

What do I look like, Buddy Fucking Ryan?

naptown drew said...

Yeah, Tom Brady just impregnated your Mommy. Go get the vacuum.

twoeightnine said...

Bring this doggie out back to Uncle Mike, he'll know what to do .

douglas said...

That's what I said to your mother when I learned she was pregnant with you..

Derrick said...

Is it time to play Dr. Brownfinger, Daddy?

Matt said...

Actually, there's a nice high school girl over there. But I'm taking her to prom, so FUCK OFF!!

Clarett's Bail Bonds said...

Take this purple double dong back to your mother, tell her Fred Smoot sent it last week.

Grimey said...

Now that you mention it, Ray Lewis did leave a Ginzu 2000 a half inch deep into my kidney....

peytonloveskenny said...

"Well, Peter King did mistake me for Tony Romo last night, and...well, let me show you."

dick_gozinia said...

Who do you think you are, Danny Fucking Baugher...talkin' to me like that!

Undead Zombie Horde said...

"Yeah, lets give a snip to the ol' vas deferens so I do have any more of you lil' shits runnin' around....goddam kids."

My Hero Zero said...

"The rest of Chris Simms' spleen!"

-Jon Gruden

ManifestInvesting said...

C'mon Belichick, his leg is *broken*, I can't flag it as questionable on the injury report! You can beat me with your hoodie, but I'm not doing it!

Wormfather said...

It's LJ, he's been Hermed.

"Hot" Carl Monday said...

The knife Tiki Barber stuck in my back.

Johnny Ishkabibble said...

That's the last time I let Ray Lewis near the cutlery...

Illegal Immigrant said...

Yea, Mike Vick came over, so say goodbye to Fido and throw him in the trash.

J.L. White said...

Yeah, get Lance Briggs out of the house, before the police shows up and test his BAC levels.

doug_plank said...

"Yeah, Eli Manning's tongue.

Ever hear of a rusty trombone, son?"

lieutenant winslow said...

every time you get drunk you make me wear this. i look like laveraneus coles to you motherfucker?

Neil said...

Yeah, Leonard Little dropped something off last night. Go grab the shovel.

Barney said...

Yeah, get the wet/dry shopvac. That's "Rexstacy Sauce" your standing in. And have you seen your sister?

Open Bar said...

Yep, Sex Cannon's cock from Mommy's two-hole! Hop to it!

Babydaddy said...

If you don't pipe down until the game's over, you'll be surgically removing my size 12 Florsheim from your Underoos. Scram, junior.

iamuda said...

Yeah. Get the Vikings on that boat, head down to Newport News and get those, uh, packages from Mr. Vick. You might want to swing by Chicago to get Tank Johnson for some muscle. But, whatever you do, stay the hell away from New England. Brady might get someone or something pregnant.

Awful Chief said...
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Awful Chief said...

Go ahead and take lil'er lil' Ronnie out of "Fuck da Eagles". She's had enough tonight.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Take off that queer doctor's outfit, you look like Brady Quinn at a wedding reception.

Snowmanco said...

I begul shitting, and then I washed mah ass, then I lost the construda. Can you take a look and see if you can find it?

Corey said...

Nah....I asked for a sexy Rexy fastball and that's what I got.

Chris said...

[insert Brady Quinn's rampant homosexuality joke HERE]

J.L. White said...

"Yeah, the trash. Careful, it is as pungent and rotten as the New Orleans Saints offense was tonight against the Colts!"

vitustinnitus said...

Jerry Jones.

CW aka Chad Sexington® said...

Don't try to distract me. The fuck lion's coming out, I don't care what your counselor says is "OK."

Ken Dynamo said...

Yes, the service charges added on to the price of these god damn tickets. what a fucking rip off.

gatorphish said...

Fuck off hydrohead - the gerbils are nesting.

S said...

Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Johnny?

dick_gozinia said...

Man, Fuck Dat Spider!

Chamomiles Davis said...

"Why yes, son: Mommy's hand from my fucking wallet. She's been taking her gambling tips from Bill Simmons again."

Marty said...

"Who has a thumb and loves blowjobs?"

Son of Geo Metro said...

Al Davis just canned Lane Kiffin for being too old, so take off that fucking outfit and get your ass over there for an interview

Don't Call Me Shirley said...

..yeah, you can take yourself out back to the shed. I made a bet with Brady Quinn and..well I lost. Prepare to become a man, son. Sorta.