This merits a flag and a fine? Eat a dick, NFL. Maybe if you let us have some fun once in a while, we wouldn't be so rebellious. Maybe we wouldn't drink so much during the games, or leer creepily at the cheerleaders. Maybe we wouldn't sneak out to secret barn dances with Kevin Bacon. Maybe we would have embraced Mormonism instead of doubting Father Young’s teachings. Maybe we wouldn’t date musicians even though we know they’re bad for us. Maybe we wouldn’t have quit the ASU cheerleading squad for a career in hardcore bondage porn. Maybe we wouldn’t have this terrible meth addiction. Maybe we wouldn’t have run away with Francisco to Portugal. Maybe we wouldn’t have had to have so many abortions. Maybe we wouldn’t have joined the Coast Guard. Maybe we wouldn’t have gone on tour with Trixter.
Let us have some fucking fun, for God’s sake. Is that too much to ask?