Thursday, September 20, 2007

Nobody Puts Leather Together Like Dingo!



Reader Slimmons (A Marine! Fuck yeah!) sends us these authentic OJ Simpson print ads from the 1970's. Just in time for OJ's latest Western adventure strongarming people in their hotel rooms. I have no idea why they art directed an extra right leg into each of these ads. I'm just assuming OJ likes having a spare limb handy. Some quick advice from the Juice in this ad:

Boots have to look great, but they also have to be made for whatever you're going to be doing in them.

Thanks, Juice! Too bad Bruno Magli shoes aren't made the same way.

And flubby dug up this comic book ad for OJ's Juicemobile multi-purpose shoes. Built for fleeing!


And, lastly, here's an old douche ad that has nothing to do with anything. But it's about douche, so who am I to resist?

18 comments:

Jackin'4Beats said...

Fir...

Just kidding. Maybe that's really not an extra leg, but the real reason why the white women have always been attracted to the Juice.

Hmmmm...

Vanilla said...

Obviously, the third leg is his "Dingo".

Upstate Underdog said...

Actually O.J. Simpson is douche so it does seem like the douche ad does have something to do with the rest of this post.

Josh Drimmer said...

and now my new band has a name. "Grave Womanly Offense."

ColeTrain said...

I wear a boot on my dick too!

ChadsMyGuy said...

Look at that poor woman's face! The pure shame that image captures...HAHAHAHA! (Seriously, I cannot stop laughing!)

twoeightnine said...

Those cleats don't look to be NFL approved on-field equipment.

The Pirate Sloth said...

What if one of the avid readers comes on, takes a look at that ad, and realizes "oh shit, thats my mom..."

Poor guy.

twoeightnine said...

I'm pretty sure that's not your mom sloth, unless she has packed on 40 pounds since then.

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

Oh shit, that's my mom...

Pemulis said...

What if one of the avid readers comes on, takes a look at that first ad, and realizes "oh shit, thats my dad..."

Poor guy.

SDW said...

And if the avid reader comes on, takes a look at that ad and says "Holy shit, that's my wife! Thank fucking Christ she got the pamphlet I sent... And it's about fucking time. That stinky fucking whore."

Slim said...

Hey Drew,

I always keep you in mind when wasting countless taxpayer dollars searching the internet for ridiculous ads involving Mandingo Simpson...

I bet you and deadspin alone have cost the DoD thousands....

DougOLis said...

I get that look a lot when women see me naked/touch them/come within 5 yards.

JAMMQ said...

Am I the only one who thought:

"What if it was O.J. who did all those Isotoner glove commercials instead of Marino?"

fallex said...

It's no dumber than acid-washed:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/62961/detail/

Eamon said...

Those ads are up in the Town Hall bathroom also.

Bill said...

Am I really the first one to leave a "The Dingo decapitated my baby!" post?