Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Vikings + Amazons = World Domination

Usually KSK isn’t much for leering at players’ personal lives-- we're above all that tawdry stuff. However, we must give credit where credit is due. Word is that the Vikes’ Bryant McKinnie is dating Venus Williams. Good on ya, big man. Maj totally wants to eat chocolate cake off Venus' ass. This hook-up has to be good for Venus too. As Bryant famously demonstrated on Lake Minnetonka, he is all about the little man in the boat.

Venus could be the hottest Viking Queen since Hagar’s old lady.

Meanwhile, Serena Williams is currently dating the PGA's Hank Kuehne. What stunningly divergent tastes in men. Are their significant others always such diametric opposites? If Venus was dating George Stephanopoulos, would Serena start dating the Great Khali? The mind reels.

If Serena will go out with ol' Hank here,
Unsilent Majority might just have a chance after all.

[Note: Or maybe both of these guys are dating Venus. Or perhaps someone is taking liberties with the truth. At this point, we aren't sure of much except that none of the Williams sisters are sharing their sweet loving with KSK. And that, kids, is a damn shame.]


Wormfather said...

Alright flubby you get your ass down here and get the vomit of my computer!

right now!

The Kid said...

If Venus was dating Tank Johnson, Serena would go after John Lackey

Unsilent Majority said...

I've stood next to Hank while he hit a 380 yard drive over the green. Even I wanted to do him.

roger goodell's taint said...

If Venus was dating Will Smith, Serena would go after a black guy.

geeklet said...

Venus is dating Kuehne. Serena is dating actor Jackie Long. ;)

Get your sisters straight.

Unsilent Majority said...

wormfather- what made you ill?

The Last Unitard said...

I guess Serena figured if Mt. didn't mind going down on a stripper, he wouldn't mind being with a dude.

flubby said...

So is she dating both of them? Is one of them lying? We need Fred Smoot to sort this shit out.

Otto Man said...

I'm all confused. Which of these lucky guys is hitting this sweet piece of ass?

grungedave said...

Hank Kuehne?? Really?

Fun trivia fact... Hank went to SMU around the same time Ms. Sarah Shahi did. Damn I miss college.

Wormfather said...

@UM, the thought of two dudes getting it on.

Awful Chief said...

Hank sure got himself quite a tan

Chris said...

You guys think she would wear the cat suit to bed if you asked her to?

Jackin'4Beats said...

Those pictures of Serena reminds me of these lyrics:

She had green eyes, thunder thighs and a def body/To top it off she drove a black Maserati/Chrome kit, with a smile I couldn't resist/
I tapped E on the shoulder and said, "Yeah I gots to get this"

Not so much for Venus though.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Off Topic

Why was no one decided to rant about this quote from our favorite gay SI columnist? Too easy?

"What we have, ladies and gentlemen, is some really good e-mails this week bashing me and my unabashed love of the New England Patriots. Yes, you believe fervently that I work for the team, or I shill for the team, or I desperately want to have Tom Brady's baby."


SlickBomb said...

You know, real real amazon warriors would cut off one of their breasts so they can better draw arrows. Might help Venus' serve. Just sayin'.

And KSK guys-- this Peter King column madness has gone far enough. Time to get out the kryptonite. You know what I'm talking about.

OkieRover said...

And there was an article today that girls/women/chics date men that remind them of their father.
Their father must be a really interesting guy.

Wormfather said...

Venus dates guys that remind her of herself, guys.

twoeightnine said...

The Maj? Is that Yiddish?

Ghost of Carl Monday said...

I thought I'd never have to re-live those Serena ass shots again...thanks otto man.

The Pirate Sloth said...

I have to say, even my own ass is better looking than ol' Hank there, so maybe, just maybe, Maj would have a chance with one of them sisters.

Good luck yo. I'll be pullin for ya UM.

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