Thursday, June 28, 2007

KSK Birthday Message: Laurence Maroney!

In just one short year we've become quite popular within the world of sports. On this, the anniversary of our birth, we are honored to share with you the love we've received from our most famous friends.

Ummm... thanks?

21 comments:

Raskolnikov said...

Falco will be right out with your construda and Kool-Aid.

Jackin'4Beats said...

MC Kool-Aid and the OH YEAH crew say what up!!! And stop sweatin' mah grill bitches - you caint ufford dis kinda bling.

wv: mgjcy - the great strip club in the ATL.

el_hombre said...

Oh Jesus - we forgot to buy crackers for Fitty!!!

Burnsy said...

You could have at least made some begul for him. Fuck, dudes.

The Kid said...

plan for the night:
get hammered and ask bartender for a "construda and kool-aid" my friends really dont understand my humor

whowillsexmutombo? said...

All jokes aside, can some one from KSK PLEASE take the investigative reporting approach and find out what Kool-Aid means when he types c-o-n-s-t-r-u-d-a? Your readers want answers. And free lap dances. But mainly answers.

Signal to Noise said...

Koolaid is displeased that y'all didn't wash u asses.

The Pirate Sloth said...

I want lap dances. You can't rumph answers.


Though I'm wondering if you can use construda on a woman you pick up at last call?

BeaverFever said...

i'll take free lap dancers over answers.

whowillsexmutombo? said...

in the spirit of compromise, I'll accept answers while getting a free lap dance... no, not from Laurence Maroney.

SlickBomb said...

Seriously, people, what the fuck is construda?

The Kid said...

hopefully the chicks giving the lapdances aren't being chosen by chad jackson (if you saw the barstool article).

Otto Man said...

I have no answers for construda, but I believe I solved Jackin4Beats' malt liquor crisis in the KSK Roast comments.

Burnsy said...

I've heard overwhelming reports that it is indeed a term in the marijuana aficionado community. However, if it ain't even on Urban Dictionary yet, I say it's our duty to define it.

BeaverFever said...

again, i've looked it up. the closest match i could find anywhere is construida, which means construction or to build in spanish. i'm even more confused now than ever before.

whowillsexmutombo? said...

Maybe Construda is a kool-aid flavored, dildo-shaped vibrating bong?

I mean, it's a niche product, but the core demographic is completely brand loyal.

Pemulis said...

this made my day... which is kind of depressing. i feel like such begulling pussy basket... on a brighter note, Ta Cocina, a wonderful mexican restaraunt, has 2 for 1 margaritas all day and construda burritos. nothing beats drinking at work

Pemulis said...

also that's certain to be the only time the "commenter pemulis made us laugh" tag

BeaverFever said...

i fear that it is only a matter of time that we read over at nameoftheyear that someone has named their child construda.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Seriously, people, what the fuck is construda?

It's got to be weed, glorious weed if you look at the context within his self-constructed vernacular. The brotha probably can't read or write but since he can tote a rock (football) he's allowed to make up a new language that's got all of us guessing (BTW, this is being discussed ALL OVER the interwebs).

Maybe it's a cross between the Haze, Chocolate and Chronic that only elite athletes who smoke in their cars on deserted streets two blocks from a police station can acquire.

the butler said...

"Did you mean to search for: construida"

What, Google? Did I fucking stutter-type? Don't you get smart with me you monopolizing search engine of the DEVIL!!!