Contrary to all the cheap British jokes listed directly below, I'm actually quite fond of England. It's the country where I lost my cherry, which it makes it a far more meaningful nation to me than the United States. I also enjoy British beer, kebabs at 4AM, televised lawn bowling, saying "cheers" instead of "thanks", chicken curry sandwiches from Morton's, scotch, the Astoria, bubbly British girls with hot accents and large breasts, "About a Boy", Oasis and so much more. Plus, everyone there drinks. It's a great country all around. It's why I drafted it! I'll be claiming it for my own shortly.
So, to salute the glory of Great Britain, here's a video of Official KSK Badass and Man I'm Slightly Gay For Bear Grylls sinking his teeth into a live trout. Seriously, this guy is fucking awesome. I'm gonna steal his identity. All I need is his social security number and a rubber girdle. I can make it happen, people.