Sunday, June 24, 2007

Koolaid Maroney Really, Really Wants U To Wash U Ass


The truly great Barstool sports was way ahead of us on the Koolaid Maroney phenomenon. They are real, live MySpace friends with Maroney, and from his MySpace page (is this guy great with social networking our what?), they have procured a gallery of pics that shame the last batch. Folks, when Koolaid tells you to wash u ass, by God he means it. He used the whole roll! Click on the link for the full effect, plus some amazing pics of receiver Chad Jackson as well, but here are some of the choicer ones, including... The Koolmobile.



I know what you're asking. and the answer is yes. That IS a matching Koolaid bracelet. Bad. Ass.

I love this man. I really do. If you don't love Koolaid Maroney, you molest puppies.

18 comments:

ninophile said...

That's one big construda in that last pic.

My Hero Zero said...

In the bottom photo, what some might see as Maroney flashing a gang sign, I see as the international hand signal for "I require a crane immediately, one capable of lifting this woman off of Kool Aid's legs."

Shan said...

Dear god. This will only get better during his professional career.

DCD AEPi said...

I'm curious if we have the proper connotation of what "wash u ass" is. I mean, does it really mean wash your ass, or is he commanding someone to "Wash!....U ass!" Inquiring minds want to know...

twoeightnine said...

In that truck photo the Kool Aid Man airbrush looks more like a panda bear which would be the most badass thing ever.

Burnsy said...

I would kill to be in this posse.

The Rich said...

the best part of his truck? it HAS to be the kool-aid guy decal on the driver's side door

Bloof said...

It's gonna be a throwdown when he winds up in the same club as Ovaltine Jones.

Really.


On another note, my word verification is 'ldrsex'. That has to mean something. I mean you can have sex on a ladder, I suppose, but someone's gonna get a faceful of this or that.

Amphibian said...

Somehow, I felt this post would be a letdown after the Double Cheerleaders, Hot Sopranos Chick and Dramatic Groundhog. Then the Kool-Aid Truck saved it.

Bloof: Really? I get "cfffwcmu". I think they're actively discouraging casual posters with the long word verifications here.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha said...

I believe Koolaid is familiar with the art of shubbing, no? Props to barstool for the Chad Jackson pics, fucking GOLD.

grungedave said...

Has that guy's beagal stopped shitting yet?

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Koolaid's bankruptcy attorney in about 10 years:

And next we come to the...

Oh, oh, you gotta be shittin me.

The Kid said...

As good as the koolaid stuff is, barstools pictures of chad jackson are even better. he clearly had a bit too much construda that night based on the size of those chicks. goddamn

el_hombre said...

Koolaid Maroney... Ohhh yeaahh!

Wormfather said...

Why cant I love Koolaid Maroney and molest puppies?

/cry

TheNaturalMevs said...

Koolaid Maroney, u is a fuking specimen

the butler said...

I want hair like dude in the bottom left of the bottom pic.

And I mean, I really want hair like that.

the butler said...

I mean the other left...bottom right, that is.

fuckin' Mondays.