Thursday, June 28, 2007

KSK Birthday Message: The Sports Guy

In just one short year we've become quite popular within the world of sports. On this, the anniversary of our birth, we are honored to share with you the love we've received from our most famous friends.





Thanks Bill!

24 comments:

Jeff Hawkins said...

can't be, no 90210/Rocky IV/Karate Kid reference

Otto Man said...

Bill Simmons is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

Did you know he's responsible for the combustion engine, the collected works of Shakespeare, and the earth's rotation around the sun?

Read his book and find out more fun facts!

The Kid said...

i got 100 bucks that says simmons came up with the nickname "the sports guy" for himself

what a fuckin pene

Big Daddy Drew said...

Look at that face. I just can't see why that man can't bring women to orgasm.

Burnsy said...

Also, the Dooze took a dump on a loaf of bread for your very own turd sandwich.

Chris said...

I heard Bill Simmons can just look at a woman and make her orgasm.

BeaverFever said...

that's it . party is over, every gift after a personalized greeting from simmons will only end in disappointment.

Signal to Noise said...

Ah, Simmons, when will we ever stop being amused by his stupidity?

David said...

You should do another picture mocking Simmons. It's very creative and funny. I don't think two will be nearly enough to get across just how original you guys are.

Phishisgr8 said...

Best gift ever is a personalized greeting?
No, sir. the best gift ever would be Benoit giving you the ol' diving headbutt.

And by diving headbutt, I mean strangle your ass to death. Then place a bible nearby.

Johnny Cockring said...

@chris, I heard Bill Simmons can just dress like a woman and make himself orgasm.

Captain Caveman said...

Who invited David?

Christ, what an asshole.

Wormfather said...

@chris

No, that's Chuck Norris you're thinking about.

Otto Man said...

Man, if only there were other websites on the internet for David to explore. Too bad he's trapped here.

Phishisgr8 said...

Caveman,

Isn't it obvious? BS himself invited him.

Wormfather said...

More likely, bs is him.

Otto Man said...

David reminds me of one of my distant relatives. Every family reunion, we'd pop in a comedy and she'd sit there and loudly say, over and over, "This isn't funny. You think this is funny? This isn't funny."

She died alone and unloved. Have fun with that, David.

HoneyNut said...

David... STERN?
(Cue suspensful Hamster turnaround video)

jeff2 said...

Jowls!

twoeightnine said...

If Simmons can rehash the same joke over and over and over and over... why can't KSK?

Unsilent Majority said...

yep, these are our commenters

whowillsexmutombo? said...

David -
If you came here looking for clever gimmicks like "NBA draft predictions based on Karate Kid, Part II" or movie reviews of "The longest yard", you're in the wrong place.

If you came here to come off like an asshole in front of a bunch of anonymous strangers... well played, sir. Well played.

Jackin'4Beats said...

@ UM
Your SG references do not make me laugh. They make me want to strangle him even more.

David said...

@ whowillsexmutombo-

Isn't the point of this blog to come off like an asshole in front of anonymous strangers? That's why I love it.
Didn't meant to be a complete killjoy there, lads. I'm a big fan of ksk. Just thought that 3 out of 4 posts jabbing at Simmons' was a bit much.