Thursday, June 28, 2007

KSK Birthday Wishes From Michael Vick!


Oh, God.

Oh, man.

Where am I?

Is this a party? Where’s the beer? No wait, hold up. I just need some water. I’m really dehydrated. Is there water here? Is that a cake?


That's a nice cake. Man, I wanna stick my dick right in that cake. That would be a good cakeyfuck.

Pot is fucking great.

Is there any yogurt in here? Yogurt is fucking nice. Why is my arm bleeding? Fucking Mr. Home Depot don’t fix nothing right. Mustachioed asshole.

I think I need to just lay down and shit.

15 comments:

The Pirate Sloth said...

I'd so motorboat that cake.

Otto Man said...

We should've asked Vick what construda means. He'd probably have a sample on him for show and tell.

Jackin'4Beats said...

That's a nice cake. Man, I wanna stick my dick right in that cake. That would be a good cakeyfuck

What?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA. OK, now that was funny.

You motorboatin' sonofabitch you!!!! So are they built for speed or pleasure?

BeaverFever said...

the side of pearl necklace with the tit cake is a nice, classy touch.

Will said...

That weed is laced with angel dust, and in no way is that surprising.

Signal to Noise said...

Go ahead and leave some extra icing there, but no one's gonna want seconds.

Smello said...

Those are some fucked up nipples.

throwbot said...

We should've asked Vick what construda means. He'd probably have a sample on him for show and tell.

I'm not certain, but I think that titty cake is that construda that Kool-Aid was talking about.

Raskolnikov said...

It's an Alley Baggett cake.

(About as SFW as anthrax)

Signal to Noise said...

raskolnikov - nice. A quick trim and you could order the pussy basket to go.

Otto Man said...

Alley Baggett. Now there's a blast from the past.

So to speak.

Signal to Noise said...

Otto -- yep, many blasts from the past and destruction of entire generations in tissues ago.

BeaverFever said...

michael vick will have 2 dogs fight each other in honor of the KSK 1 year anniversary.

Wormfather said...

@beaver

I thought Vick was gonna give the KSK gang herpes in celebration of the birthday?

BeaverFever said...

@wormfather,
"I thought Vick was gonna give the KSK gang herpes in celebration of the birthday?"

dammit wormfather, you ruined the surprise gift !