Thursday, June 7, 2007

Think Pats-Colts Was A Back And Forth Affair?


Four million people have already seen this video. Until today, I was not one of them. Fast forward to the 2:00 minute mark and you will see a serious fucking throwdown. Then keep watching as the herd of wildebeasts exacts its revenge on Simba and Co. Circle of death, bitches.

24 comments:

Greg Schuler said...

Boring.

Michael said...

That calf is going to get so much sympathy pussy

rand said...

The lions must be related to Carmelo Anthony.

SportsGirl365 said...

Video shot by Michael Vick

Wormfather said...

What? That was fucking amazing! Shit, I came in my pants...twice!

Excuse me, I need a ciggarette now.

Brian said...

Thank God. I meant to send this to you guys and then...well, I got stoned and watched it again. And then ate some cheez-its.

OkieRover said...

Water buffalo are serious badasses.

Don't You Judge Me said...

how could you leave out the part about the crocodile fighting it out with the lions.

And the stupid water buffalo baby SURVIVES? that thing had to be mortally wounded.

I see the parallel between the KSKGayMafia and the Ladies... objectifying you in their draft. But are you guys the buffalos or the lions? shit, I forget now.

Babydaddy said...

Gnu Jack City. I can't believe Larry survived all that. Yes, I assume that the young 'beest is named Larry. What?

Wormfather said...

My only complaint would be the crock here, why didnt he death roll that shit, either the lions hold on and get half or the let go and have to get out of the way of a beast reving at around 1000 rpm.

The Pirate Sloth said...

Sloth's running commentary:

Ok, they're crouching... lions crouch, it's their thing.

Why the fuck did you start the jeep? Dumbfucks.

That buffalo is gonna get fucked up, I know it.

HE'S OFF!

That was a fucking nice tackle, maybe they should play for Detroit.

"Can they help him out Frank?
No they can't"

Holy shit, that dude holding the camera sounds like me - when the hell did I go to...

HOLY FUCK A CROC!!! That baby is fucked!

Oh shit, a gang war is about to start. They creepin!

HOLY SHIT! THAT LION GOT TOSSED! hahahahhaa

Water Buffalo - 1
Lions - 0

Lessons learned - when killing a water buffalo for eatings, take it away.

flubby said...

I just swept the circle of death.

Wormfather said...

@Sloth

+3 Mr. Simmons, +3.

You forgot to include a phone call from Jack-O, your dad, J-Bug or at the very least "(Made up name here) just emailed (made up reference here)

Jez said...

What, no one watched the other videos? There's one in there where an elephant is fucking shit up.

Burnsy said...

Was the cameraman watching the 2012 Olympics video during this?

surt2k said...

Wow, those lions were wimps, no wonder they are going extinct.
If they weren't going to eat it they should have just let the alligator have it.

Shan said...

that video was some serious shit. but that bitch in the background pissed me off. she was all worried about the calf and shit, thats what they do, they feed lions. in this case they fucked with the wrong posse, cuz them fools was rollin deep.

Amaizin Dave said...

Those lions defiantly belong in Detroit. Fail.

swing4 said...

I see an intervention in Drew's future.

Lionel McClure said...

Wow, score one for the herbivores. Eating meat still rules though. Mmmm, klav kalash... (which I assume is made of wildebeest)

Wormfather said...

You know what, it's not like the lions were out hunting. There were just sittin on the stoop like, "how's it hangin' man"? "You know my nigga, I'm trying to maintain and shit, get dis chedda, das what's real"

Next thing you know. "Yo, yo, yo, peep this, them niggas trying to ride on our turf"

"RIDE OR DIE NIGGA!!!"

:BUCK, BUCK, BUCK!: :BANG, BANG, BAN:

"That shit was real my lion, real shit"

...back at the wildebeast hurd...

"Yo, they capped lil'mo, they capped lil'mo man."

"Fuck dat shit, lets ride and represent the East Brush in this motha fucka, that's our fucking watering hole."

(2Pac music starts to play)

...back at the watering hole...

"Yo, see what meet he packin'"

"Yo, yo, yo, yo Po-po in the water." Fuck that he get his own, damn dirty pigs."

[high speed chase ensues]

Next thing the lion gang knows they've gone from chillin on the stoop to getting jacked by the East Brush Crew.

...and now that I think aobut it, thta's how the soprano's are gonna end.

Vanilla said...

I love that video!

msakraid said...

one of the coolest things i have ever seen

ksk is the best

Permanent4 said...

Yet another draft class gone to shit. Fire Millen!