Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Tommorrow, We Get Drunk And Make Bad Decisions

Unless you're reading this post in the archives, you can see that we've ditched the Splinter Cell facade for the day and put on a little bling. It's conservative, sure, and a nod to a tradition and a history that we're doing our best to destroy, but we think it'll do the job of sprucing up our veritable Dick Joke Stadium for tomorrow's fuckworthy festivities.

As for your Sexy Sextet, we're ready to go. Drew and Flubby got babysitters. Ape locked Jean Grey in the bathroom. Even Ufford is limiting his interaction with women to text messaging and sensual glances. Tomorrow, we are bringing the fucking construda, bitches.

And we're bringing it all day, so be ready.

16 comments:

J.L. White said...

A birthday present from KSK to all its loyal readers: A specific definition of what "construda" means.

Hell, I say it all the time now anyway, but I'd like to be sure I'm using it right.

JTExperience said...

"Tommorrow, We Get Drunk And Make Bad Decisions" - Looks like every day's page on my summer dockett.

The Pirate Sloth said...

I somehow have to work construda into my classes.

Rob I said...

Unless you're reading this post in the archives

No, but I am future-jerking-off.

My Insignificant Life said...

I am taking the day off just so I can read every post and comment and enjoy the day. I think I'll also start drinking by 7am so I can understand what I read and by the time I get blotto, it should all make sense.

swing4 said...

Ape locked Jean Grey in the bathroom.

Because he finds it difficult to perform with her watching him and judging?

el_hombre said...

This facade is what the KSK Gay Mafia construes as "a little bling"? C'mon. If there's no Kool Aid Man, it's not bling.

Otto Man said...

I like the new layout. It's Canton-tastic!

Yournotunique said...

Because he finds it difficult to perform with her watching him and judging?

You should know by now that he can never perform around pussy. Makes him nervous.

TheNaturalMevs said...

So are you guys gonna get together, drink some cold ones, and blog together or what? I have always wondered if you guys actually 'hang out'. Could you address this with your fans?

Shoopmonster said...

This is going to be fucking sweet. All this week, which has been a rather slow one, I have been out of town for work. Thursday, I will be spending all fucking day in/around the office working and should be able to stay up to date. It's like you guys knew my schedule.

Bloof said...

It's past midnight on the West coast. Happy burfday, KSK.

As a gift, Mottram will now get on his knees and fellate you.

clock cleaner said...

Tomorrow I look at porn and make good decisions.

Like masturbating.

Undead Zombie Horde said...

Ah the sweet benevolence and mercy of the KSK Gay Mafia.

This should counterbalance the office picnic during the lunch hour today and avert my having to taste cold steel and gunpowder within the first 5 minutes.

BeaverFever said...

tommorrow sounds like it is shaping up to be the greatest day ever at KSK and i actually have to work. i will try to join the festivities as soon as possible, however i'm sure some people won't be in that much of a hurry for me to show up at the party.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Just started checking the site 20 minutes ago. F*CK. Need to catch up quick...

{rollin' up the construda}

OK, now I'm ready.