None of us at KSK were able to attend this weekend's draft. But longtime Deadspin commenter SlickBomb had the testicular fortitude to get up at o'dark thirty to go wait in line at 5AM for the draft. Here, he provides us with a photo diary/KSK merchandise infomercial. Big thanks to SlickBomb for this. Judging by some of the photos, he may have Parkinson's Disease. We wish him a speedy recovery.
Read Part 1 HERE. Up now: A cornucopia of fans get their hands on the Internet's hottest schwag. Click on any of the pics to see a bigger version.
I wasn't the only one a fan of KSK's merch. Every time someone gave it a look it got more than a polite laugh:
This guy named his kid after Troy Aikman. There is no punchline here.
"Now, act like your GM just chose the 4th WR in just as many years."
*I tease, but these were actually some pretty interesting people. They are the stereotypical "cool" aunts and uncle of Wisconson (now Browns') OL Joe Thomas. They both came in from Badger territory to support of Joe, and to enjoy the city for the weekend. I got to speak with them again when they also snuck into the VIP section. Very, proud, happy, and nice people.
Thanks, Slick. Up next: Part 3: Actually INSIDE the draft! Hooray!