Ever see a pelican swallow a pigeon whole? Now you have. I think you're better for it.
Credit for this clip goes to intrepid reader Nick P., who asks, "Why aren't there 10,000 pelicans like that in Central Park?" Why, indeed. They can put a bunch of French commie-inspired orange gates up in that place, but no pigeon-swallowing pelicans? Way to have your priorities straight, Mayor Bloomberg. Prick.