Thursday, April 12, 2007

Bukkake Kickoff: Ceci N'est Pas Une Pipe Tedious, Overlong Post

Welcome to Bukkake Thursday! I figured I'd kick things off with the news that Drew Bledsoe retired an animated .gif file of NFL cheerleaders that our friend twoeightnine lovingly created for us.


I see this slideshow of cheerleader T&A, and I can't help but think of it as the flashing "LIVE NUDE GIRLS" sign that offers respite to the weary traveler.

So stick around, you bored and bone-tired Internet truckers. Kissing Suzy Kolber's bukkake has healing effects.

Or so we're told.

29 comments:

QueeferSuthrland said...

Anna Semenovich, yum.

Landru said...

It moves...so fast...getting dizzy...can barely touch self...

Rob I said...

Where's the "may cause seizures" warning? Shame on you, KSK Gay Mafia. You have a responsibility to the photosensitive epileptics.

Clutch247 said...

So I opened your site to show my journalism professor, only to discover tig ol' bitties and onion booty.

Good thing she's a lesbian!
Or at least I hope.

mmmm beefy said...

BOOBIES

Captain Caveman said...

So I opened your site to show my journalism professor

You deserve to fail.

David said...

Titty Titty Bang Bang?

Clutch247 said...

CC-"You deserve to fail"

Fuck, this is true.
well worth it for that thong shot

mamacita said...

Hi! Is this the Jane Austen book club? No? Because there was a sign on the door yesterday...

Monday Morning Punter said...

The only reason the Ladies' posts were so long yesterday was because we limited them to two posts for the day. And at least now we know where to go to get wedding flowers in Philadelphia.

End of line.

BoSox Siobhan said...

...bukkake has healing effects.
If I had a dollar. Sigh.

Otto Man said...

Where's the "may cause seizures" warning?

"May cause *sexy* seizures."

This is going to give new meaning to "stroking out."

greg said...

i want that.

Big Daddy Drew said...

That gif really, really needs a pause button.

MDG said...

I love the thong shot because the chick looks surprised they're taking a picture of her grabbing her own tit.

If I wore panties they'd be so moist right now.

Wormfather said...

I love that one pic that keeps comming up of the chick in the mirror.

I'm guessing someone else does to because out of like 15 different photos, she's there like every fourth pic.

Chris said...

This is going to give new meaning to "stroking out."

i will tell the world that this man died honorably.

Awful Chief said...

Come on, come on...big titties, no whammies, and....STOP!

Stop on a former Carolina Cheerleader and Deadspin HOFer Renee Thomas!

Otto Man said...

i will tell the world that this man died honorably.

God bless you. They can have my wang when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!

Grimey said...

Does one of those pictures have a Flokati rug in it?

Mike said...

The chick "wearing" #80 comes and goes too infrequently. And she leaves so soon!

Fix this.

Peter McSheisty said...

+1 Awful Chief

Grimey said...

Pause button: Click the middle scroll button to make your mouse control scrolling up and down the page. When the picture you want to pause on appears, move your mouse to the top of the page and keep it there. The image will freeze.

Of course, if you are on a Mac, I cannot help you.

presidentdave said...

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html
That is the greatest link ever, think of your slide show and then take off all their clothes.

Otto Man said...

Of course, if you are on a Mac, I cannot help you.

Nope, you just did. Freeze frame!

Otto Man said...

That is the greatest link ever, think of the mothers of the women in your slide show and then take off all their clothes.

Fixed.

Unlike my now-ruined sex drive. Goodbye boners!

The Pirate Sloth said...

My sweet lord POA, this is fucking beautiful...

Signal to Noise said...

I'm going to start drooling, my eyes are rolling in the back of my head, and yet my hands can still reach the wang. Awesome!!!

Ed in Westchester said...

Oh.My.God.

Please slow it down. Eyes rolling up in head.