Thursday, April 26, 2007

KSK Mock Draft: Cartoon Characters with Whom We'd Like to Engage in Sexual Intercourse

Well, here it is: the final mock draft before the actual draft. We may discontinue this series, because they're a pain in the ass to write up and it wouldn't make any sense... or we may continue to write them, because they're fun and it wouldn't make any sense. Today: cartoon characters we want to bang. I'll let Drew explain the rules:

These are animated characters you get to have sex with. I believe UM wanted to forbid anime characters, which is fine with me since I don't know any.

Pretty complex, huh? Draft order went from tallest to shortest, as best as we can figure since we've never all been in the same room at the same time. I guess if we'd been thinking about it, we could have all gotten together for the draft, invited all of our blogging friends, had some kind of idiotic convention, then blogged about it. But you know what? That's a little too gay -- even for us. Anyway, we begin with the obvious:

1. Big Daddy Drew: Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Impossible body. Kathleen Turner's breathy voice. Hot stripper dress. And, if you go by this NSFW picture, the carpet matches the drapes. "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" was released in 1988, when I was 12 and discovering the awesome power of my right hand. Critics loved the film's homage to animation. I loved the perfectly accentuated T&A. Advantage: Drew.

2. Christmas Ape: Psylocke, "X-Men"

Somewhat of a cop-out, because she's more a fixture in the comics, but she made two brief cameos in the animated TV series, so technically it counts. Rogue is a tempting pick, but you wouldn't enjoy fucking her unless you had a full body condom on. Psylocke has a better body, anyway.

3. Captain Caveman: Cheetara, "Thundercats"

Oh, so it's weird that I want to have sex with a cat, is it? Well, blame Lorimar Telepictures for making Cheetara so fucking sexy. When this show was on, I didn't even know what sex was, and I wanted to have it with her. I hope she's not spayed.

4. Monday Morning Punter: Erin Esurance, Esurance ads


I don't know how this broad fell to number 4. She's punny, she plays hockey, she has pink hair and yet hasn't put out any annoying pop albums. The only downside is that she works for an insurance company, so she's obviously incapable of orgasm.

5. flubby: Holly Would, Cool World

Total Jessica Rabbit ripoff, but one fine piece of animated ass nonetheless.

Upside: looks like Kim Basinger when she still had her fastball, but with an even bigger rack.
Downside: offspring might turn out to be a thoughtless little pig.

6. Unsilent Majority: Lois Griffin, "Family Guy"

She's got a killer body (former model), she likes to get freaky ("HIT ME!"), and she's a total stoner.

A total reach.

7. UM: Tinkerbell ("full-size... or just shrink me down"), Peter Pan

That little fucking sexpot is hornier than pee wee at a double feature. Just look at that little outfit she wears, she's totally asking for it.

8. flub: Aeon Flux


I am now officially owning this draft.

9. MMP: Lara Croft, "Tomb Raider"

The icon. Adventurous. Violent. British.

This pick was something less than a foul, yet something more than a faux pas. Somehow the rest of us all understood inherently that video games were off limits, so we had a gentlemanly conversation about it and allowed MMP's pick with the understanding that no other video game characters were allowed (Drew: It's too easy to pick "GTA Hooker #24") and that MMP should escape without further sanctions (flub: The stigma of resorting to drafting video game characters is its own punishment).

10. CC: Daphne Blake, "Scooby Doo"

Because I was an intelligent child, I thought this was one of the stupidest shows on television. However, I do believe Daphne was the first redhead I took a shine to, so she gets the nostalgic nod. It was either her or Ariel from The Little Mermaid, but c'mon: no one likes that fishy smell.

11. Xmas Ape: Amy Wong, "Futurama"

Cute, spunky, and attracted to dorky, ungainly men. Probably also skilled in Futuresex.

Eh. Leela's got the better body, if you don't mind the whole one-eye thing. It's never bothered me before.

12. Drew: Red Hot Riding Hood from the Tex Avery Cartoon

And I've nailed down the curvy redhead double bill. Ufford is beyond jealous. I like that Avery reimagined the classic fairy tale as a bizarre, leering, interspecies sex cartoon. Perfect for a 5-year-old to watch. I'm sure it played no role in the fact that I masturbate twice daily.

I wouldn't go so far as to say "beyond jealous." Redheads are an essential part of sexual experience, but you wanna diversify your bonds, muthafucka.

13. Drew: Betty Boop

Betty Boop is quite the butterface. Or more like a butterhead. It looks like two heads that were fused together in a half-assed manner. But she's got a fly body and she makes a great value pick here. I'll probably end up trading her for Lurleen Lumpkin and Apu's wife (and possibly the chick Apu nailed in the Kwik-E-Mart closet).

Either way, I'm more than happy with my Rabbit/Riding Hood threesome.

Wow. Two redheads and a chick without a nose. It's true: married people REALLY DO stop enjoying sex.

14. Xmas Ape: Foxxy Love, "Drawn Together"

Terrible show, but contained a few hot characters, between Foxxy and the princess. Foxxy is a total whore, so she wins.

A truly phenomenal pick. She's an actual fox that is somehow African-American. That really would have rounded out my stable of cartoon anthropomorphized animals to fuck. I'm jealous.

15. CC: Princess Allura, "Voltron"


Granted, she's fully human -- royalty, even! -- but that little mouse is always on her shoulder, and I'm sure we could find a use for that.

This pick is a direct result from an episode of Voltron (my favorite childhood cartoon, with the possible exception of Transformers. This was before I feared the coming robot wars) where Princess Allura, wearing a bikini, dives off a cliff and loses her bikini top. She surfaced separately from it, embarrassed. I believe I was 7 or 8 at the time, and up to that point I had no idea that that could happen in a cartoon.

Drew: That's an excellent pick. You know, no one remembers Tranzor Z. Probably because it sucked.

MMP: Are you kidding? I've been trying to shoot rockets from my elbows for 20 years now.


16. MMP: April O'Neil, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Team MMP has its redhead.

17. flub: Betty Cooper from Archie comics, which was animated during the 1970s.

Betty was the inspiration for comic book uber-babe Cherry Poptart (who, sadly, has yet to be animated).

18. UM: The Baroness, "G.I. Joe"

Holy shit, I can't believe I get her with the last pick! This is what you might call the ultimate hate-fuck. She's an arrogant, spoiled, terrorist bitch but she's insanely hot and has a black leather fetish that would make Will Leitch's emo bangs recede like they belonged to Dan Steinberg.

Try not to think about his metaphors too much.

Here's our list of highly-rated free agents: Judy Jetson, Josie and and the Pussycats, the animated Samantha from "Bewitched," LuAnne Platter, White Debbie from "Sealab 2021," Minerva Mink from "Animaniacs" (another sexy animal!), pretty much every female character from the X-Men cartoon, Bugs Bunny when he dressed up as a chick (that one is Drew's choice), most of the female villains on the animated "Batman" series, Trixie from "Speedracer," and on and on ad nauseam. Betty Rubble was ruled ineligible because Rosie O'Donnell played her in the live-action film.

Your picks, as always, in the comments. Ladies, homos, and men comfortable with their sexuality are welcome to share their opinions on attractive cartoon males.

121 comments:

Otto Man said...

The only downside is that she works for an insurance company, so she's obviously incapable of orgasm.

From what one of my co-bloggers found, I'm not so sure.

Smello said...

Oh Wolverine, how I love thee.

I recognize it's a rather obvious pick, but unless I can count Gerard Butler's King Leonidas in 300 as animated, I'm sticking with it.

Rob I said...

Who the fuck is Louise Griffin?

Also, MMP wins. I want a piece of that pink-haired sexpot when he's done.

Rob I said...

Judy Jetson was ruined when I did a Google Image search for her and all I saw were pictures of her getting railed by her dad and/or Mr. Spacely.

TheStarterWife said...

"Once Upon a Girl..."

You really should have gone to this fine gem for your picks. Real porn isn't even this raunchy.

Made in the 1970's as an inside joke by the Hanna-Barbera and Disney animators, its actually quite funny.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279996/

http://www.amazon.com/Once-Upon-Girl-Richmond-Johnson/dp/B000IJ7AN8

SlickBomb said...

Bravo, KSK.

X-Mas: Amy Wong might be skilled in the Futuresex, but what about the Lovesounds? I'm not sure she can play the Holophonor.

Unsilent Majority said...

"she can play the Holophonor"

even the people who can aren't very good at it

SlickBomb said...

@ UM:

It's not like Timberlake can really sing either. But he can beatbox.

MDT said...

Good pick, Ape. "Nailing Rogue" has to be a first-rounder in the "Way I Want To Die" draft.

I'd go with Molotov Cocktease from The Venture Bros. Sexy AND psychotic. How can you go wrong? (She's also on the short list of "hottest one-eyed characters" with Leela and Elle Driver.)

J. said...

How about Six of Nine from "Tripping The Rift". Any time you have an exceptionally-busted android designed to be a sex slave, you have to consider it.

BeaverFever said...

i think flub wins this one, although i prefer veronica over betty (i'm partial to brunettes. i like BDD's late betty boop pick, she dresses like a slut, note the garter belt in the picture.

also, i would have banged Jem and the Halograms (Big '80's reference).

Burnsy said...

Excuse me, but Jem was truly outrageous. Her alter ego had major hot nerd implications, too. Two whores in one. It's like dating a siamese twin except only two boobs and half the holes.

And perhaps as a late round pick, I'd take Thumper just so I'd always have an option in my pocket.

Burnsy said...

Way to just beat me to it, Beav.

John S. said...

No Velma? Find a picture of her... go ahead. That mod turtleneck is hiding a killer rack.

Ohh.... OHHH.... JINKIES!

John S. said...

one more thing...

She-Ra, Teela AND the Sorceress do not even make it make it to the honorable mention slots?

*shakes head shamefully*

Grimey said...

flubby: Aeon Flux? What are you going to do with all the bodies?

Garthmeister J. said...

Glad you mentioned the chicks in the animated Batman series. Harley Quinn... oh my Lord...

ColeTrain said...

So coletrain, how did you lose your job again?

I got caught watching Erin Esurance doing it raw...

save the steagles said...

I'm deeply disappointed in the lack of Disney princesses, but I guess none of them would be freaky enough for your tastes.

J. said...

Jasmine, the chick from "Mulan" is definitely worth honorable mention. She's got a great rack and is often sporting a little camel toe.

BeaverFever said...

great minds think alike burnsy and yes Jem was and always will be truly outrageous.

i'm waiting for some of the ladies that regularly post here to share some of their secret lesbian crushes on some of these characters.

milesdavis said...

So two people already beat me to mentioning Jem, but.... I was four years old and didn't know what sex was, but I knew she made my balls tingle.

Also, you guys mentioned Animaniacs and left out Hello Nurse? Get your head in the game, er, draft.

devang said...

Betty Rubble.

How she every fucked that shrimp Barney, I'll never know.

Burnsy said...

If we throw in anal rape as a stipulation, I'll take Daria.

BeaverFever said...

and just as i post in comes save the steagles with the disney pricesses and i would totally bang any of them.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Garthmeister J., I can't get into female clowns. Clown sex is just... it's just disturbing and wrong.

devang said...

Pocahontas

BeaverFever said...

also, marge simpson. if you've watched enough episodes of the simpsons you know she like to get down.

The Hoosier Loser said...

My List.....

Ariel from "The Little Mermaid"
Jasmine from "Aladdin"
Storm
Wonder fucking Woman

devang said...

Catwoman

flubby said...

good call, miles. I just watched the Animaniacs DVDs. There is no excuse for me omitting Hello Nurse... or Slappy Squirrel for that matter.

Garthmeister J. said...

Drew, I think you mean "disturbing and wrong and awesome", at least with Ms Quinn. I can't even conceive of what she might do in the sack, but I'm having fun trying to imagine.

Burnsy said...

Smurfette anyone? I'd Smurf the Smurf out of her. Then I'd Smurf all over her face.

Oh, and my redhead would be Casey from the Snorks.

Jeff said...

Any R. Crumb babe.

http://www.12move.de/home/crumb/ccc6_gothic.htm

erik said...

The bikini scene with Princess Allura has haunted me for years (in a good way). I had the exact same response as CC at the time. The show was never as good after seeing that moment.

BeaverFever said...

has anyone mentioned the teen angels from captain caveman ?

they had the blond, a brunette, and black chick with an afro. imagine that 3 on 1. also, i am hoping they were 19 yr old teen angels. just to make it legal.

i might be showing my age here, does anyone else here even remember cat. caveman ?

Phil said...

I would assume that Captain Caveman remembers "Captain Caveman."

I'd take Lady Jaye and Scarlett from G.I. Joe. Lady Jaye in particular had giant boobs and liked to keep her uniform shirt unbuttoned provocatively. Scarlett had that tight jumpsuit. It was many years before I considered the possibility of what might happen if Lady Jaye, Scarlett, and the Baroness were all trapped in the same cell.

Burnsy said...

Great call on the Teen Angels. Dee Dee Sykes was the Hershey's syrup to my banana split.

milesdavis said...

i was born in '83 and i remember captain caveman, and dangermouse.

Unsilent Majority said...

Smurfette anyone? I'd Smurf the Smurf out of her. Then I'd Smurf all over her face.

Somebody's never seen Donnie Darko

the chief said...

UM - it's Lois Griffin, but i respect the fact that you'd hit the chick before you even know how to spell/say her name. also, bonus MILF points.

BeaverFever said...

I figured it was pretty obvious that KSK's Capt. Caveman remembers Capt. Caveman. I should have asked how many other people here other than CC, remember CC.

btw, who is buried in Grant's tomb ?

Otto Man said...

So coletrain, how did you lose your job again?

I got caught watching Erin Esurance doing it raw...


Hey, there was a NSFW tag on that link. I'm washing my hands of this. And I recommend you do the same.

Burnsy said...

I've seen it quite a few times. I don't care about the whole asexual theory. She has a mouth and two ears. I count three holes.

At least I didn't say Sassette. She was a post-op tranny. Gargamel made her from one of the young boy Smurfs.

I'm now going to slam my dick in a car door for knowing this shit.

devang said...

he was a post-op tranny.

See the article on the L.A. Times reporter?

Burnsy said...

DID I?!?!?!?!?! That dude has balls...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

For now!

the chief said...

I'd take adult(?) pebbles flintsone. although personally, she's been asking for it since she was a baby. plus, you know, the redhead thing.

the occasional joo said...

you gotta go for the broad from Johnny Quest. Pre-teen or not, that bitch was a stone cold fox.

Greg Schuler said...

No one picks Trixie from Speed Racer - I am shocked.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Jessica Rabbit
Pocahontas
Jasmine
Storm

Threadjack alert:
Did Phil Spector learn how to dress from the Tony Montana school of fashion? LA Times Cover Page

Smello said...

If I had to pick an animated female with whom to explore the sapphic side of life, there's really no choice other than Wonder Woman. She's got her own rope...

Casual T said...

Wow a Tranzor Z reset! Forget the elbow missiles what about the chick-robot with the tit-missiles? I saw that as a kid watching tv after school and my jaw dropped...who let that on the air?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aphrodite-breast-fire.jpg

Barney and Betty...oh yeah, Barney's probably hung like a bronto.

Peter McSheisty said...

Chris Hansen: Hey, hows it going? Why dont you have a seat.

Captain Caveman: Whats going on here? Where's Daphne?

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.

CC: Oh Shit.

CH: Daphne? Are you referring to "GhstHntr16"? You have been sending her instant messages under the screen name "SpookFukr69", correct? Did you know she was 16?

CC: She told me she was 19.

CH: No, I have a transcrip t right here.

GhstHntr16: I'm only 16.
SpookFukr69: That doesnt bother me. If theres grass on the field, play ball.
GhstHntr16: Jeepers!


CH: Then you go onto say you want to take her to an abandoned amusement park and show her your purple monster. You are a sick man.

CC: I know, I know. (Hangs Head) I just want to go home. Can I leave? Im going to go home. I just wanna get in my van and leave.

CH: Your van? (Holds up paper) Oh, the one you so eloquently referred to as the "Masturbation Machine".

CC: Oh God. Im outta here.

(Runs out door. Chased down and tackled by Velma. Velma inevitably loses her glasses in the process.)

BeaverFever said...

Jane Jetson also has the MILF factor working for her. her and daughter Judy would be a decent mother/daughter combo.

mamacita said...

+ many, mr. mcsheisty

Once again, KSK provides a fascinating glimpse into the male brain. I have never even thought about a cartoon character.

Having said that ... I bet Batman is one kinky motherfucker. I pick him.

Jeff Hawkins said...

Belle from Beauty and the Beast

if she did that to a beast, imagine what she'd do to us mere mortals

Billy said...

I'm sure it played no role in the fact that I masturbate twice daily.

That isn't normal? Really?

BeaverFever said...

does anyone know the name of the hot secretary from the beetle baily comic strip ? she has an awesome rack.

-h. said...

Superman. Clarification: the Chris Reeve version, not the new guy - he's a bit skeevy.

Tall, dark, handsome, and able to save a stadium full of people from a crashing jetliner. Hell yeah. Heroism is HOT.

save the steagles said...

Since no one else is repping any animated men, I need to establish that Batman cannot be topped. Mysterious, handsome, rich, kinda damaged... just how I like 'em.

But I also had a weird crush on Shaggy growing up. Make of that what you will.

devang said...

@beaverfeve

Miss Buxley

BeaverFever said...

http://www.flashback.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=2970&stc=1&d=1130828688

thanks devang, check out the pic i found of her.

Otto Man said...

Once again, KSK provides a fascinating glimpse into the male brain. I have never even thought about a cartoon character.

As this news article reveals, men can turn anything into a sexual fantasy.

Hell, while writing this, I just eye-fucked my stapler.

Jon J. said...

ok, how about any of the Teen Angels from Captain Caveman cartoon, can't believe CC missed that one.
Also Wonder Woman of the Super Friends and my sleeper, Penelope Pitstop: hot blonde in a tight pink body suit!

Matt said...

I'm glad Judy Jetson at least got a mention here considering for some reason she was the first person I thought of for this...


NO I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HER!

Solid #1 pick though, BDD. And I was wondering how far the Esurance chick, Daphne, and April O'Neil would fall.

devang said...

Hagar the Horrible's daughter (I think she's of age). Those blonde pigtails on her would work perfectly while riding her like a horse.

Peter McSheisty said...

@ devang

Hagar's daughter doesnt have pig-tails. Its his wife that has pig tails. And that fugly bitch looks like a horse.

devang said...

@Peter McSheisty

Trust me I wasn't mixing up those 2. I thought for sure she had pigtails. She's hot anyway.

Andrew said...

Blondie, I'd even make a tape and send it anonymously to Dagwood

Ryan said...

I'm pretty sure I haven't seen her on the list yet, but what about Blondie? MILF with a rack. And based on her taste in men, I'm at least a step up from Dagwood.

If you're lucky, she'll throw in her daughter as well.

Ryan said...

Damn you, andrew, damn you. And damn blogger for giving me a 15 letter word verification to type out.

Signal to Noise said...

@garthmeister j.: Harley Quinn ain't got shit on Poison Ivy, man. While watching the Batman animated series, there was an urge I didn't quite understand when she was on screen. I always hoped that the buddy team between Harley and Ivy would result in say, double-donging or scissor sistering.

Nuts to the anime ban -- Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop needs to be on the list.

Otto Man said...

Has anyone taken the lesbian combo of Peppermint Patty and Marcie?

No, I don't want them either. I just want to see if there's a bottom to this barrel of depravity.

BeaverFever said...

throw snoopy in the middle of that peppermint patty and marcie sandwich and i think you have found the bottom of the barrel.

BoSox Siobhan said...

Zorak. He's such an asshole to Space Ghost. And I bet he'd pinch the shit outta me, which is intriguing, to say the very least

Mark said...

One word. Four syllables:

Strip-per-rel-la

mcSey said...

The Sorceress of Greyskull

BeaverFever said...

didn't the sorceress of greyskull have a flat top when she took her head gear off ? her body kicked ass , but her hair was all fucked up.

Burnsy said...

How about Elita One from the Transformers?

Smello said...

Tek Jansen.

I like an anmiated character who isn't afraid to get naked.

BeaverFever said...

my bad, i was thinking of evil-lyn. not sure how i got her confused with the sorceress of greyskull.

evil-lyn kind of hot, until she takes off her helmet unless you are in to chicks with crew cuts. i for one don't like girls that have shorter hair than me.

Grimey said...

I'm going to go with Linka from Captain Planet (the Russian "wind" chick) and Gadget from Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers.

With my luck, they are probably both lesbians.

SlickBomb said...

We are really a perverse bunch of motherfuckers.

LadyAndrea said...

This was a great draft, one of your best guys.

My list:
Daphne
Veronica from The Archies
Princess Aurora

devang said...

@SlickBomb

Took you this long to realize it?

devang said...

I love it when Andrea goes the other way.

Should have picked Betty from The Archies, so I could have thrown in my Dylan reference.

But thanks for the visual anyway.

Biggus Rickus said...

What's perverse about wanting to fuck a cartoon babe? They're drawn that way for a reason, and that reason is boners bring boys back for more.

ilse said...

Jeebus, all this talk about redheads and no one picks Mary Jane Watson (Spiderman)?

And I'd switch teams for Catwoman. Me-ow!

SlickBomb said...

@ biggus: Just about everything. Hence the tag "stop masturbating to cartoon characters".

BeaverFever said...

another milf/daughter combo to add to the list. the mom and daughter from American Dad.

i think a lot of guys here would bang LuAnn from King of the Hill.

Greg Schuler said...

To bad they never animated Mary Worth.

WastingCompanyTime6 said...

how has no one picked Betty Rubble? Or Pebbles Flintstone in those later episodes when she was a teenager??

Danny G said...

How about Penny from Inspector Gadget? I'd inspect her gadget.

*Cough* Is this thing on?

SlickBomb said...

@ Beverfever: I know a girl who looks exactly like the Mom from that show. It's creepy.

BeaverFever said...

yeah, slickbomb. that is kind of creepy. it would be even creepier if they had the same first name.

moinllieon said...

I'm calling shenanigans on this. Aeon Flux is an anime character, this is not up for debate!

swing4 said...

Too bad Robotech is anime. Even my seven-year-old brain recognized Minmei's sexual coyness.

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El Jefe! said...

How about Kim Possible? She's gotta be above the age of consent in at least one state.

Yeah, save me a seat in hell.

The said...

These drafts are quite possibly my favorite of your recurring posts. Obviously, it's your blog, so you can do whatever you want, but I just wanted to say that I hope you'll keep 'em coming.

-- comish

Laser Rocket Arm said...

When I was eight I had a massive crush on Aquaman thanks to many Saturday mornings watching Super Friends. And I like them big and dorky, so toss Space Ghost on the list.

KillBillWirtz said...

No Faye Valentine?

God Hates Raiders Fans said...

damnit all the good ones that werent in the draft that I immediately thought of have been written about in the comments...gonna have to wrack my brain for an hour or so.

David said...

@ anyone picking Wonder Woman- no goddamn way. Lasso of truth= forced post-coital conversation about feelings.

Tracer Bullet said...

I can't believe Jayna, the female half of the Wonder Twins, is still available this late. Not only does she have a killer body, she can turn herself into some kind of Cardaxian Sex Panther and lick my balls from across the room. After sex, I'll turn her twerpy brother into a bucket of water to clean up my spooge.

Morticia Addams, the very definition of sleek menace.

Natasha Fatale, yeah, she's not terribly well-drawn, but she's got the big and bad attitude I look for in my white women.

If we're going to open this up to comic strip characters, I'm taking majority1Moonshine McJuggs and Edda from 9 Chickweed Lane.

Slash said...

I can't think of any hot male cartoon characters. Maybe Shaggy. Without Scooby, which I wouldn't normally have to say, but... And I guess Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

As for chick characters, I guess the hottest Disney ones are Pocahontas (plus you can make her name Poke-a-Hot-Ass for extra fun) and Jasmine from Aladdin. Non-Disney, shit, I don't know... Catwoman's got the shiny skintight suit thing going, that's kinda cool. Jessica Rabbit is certainly doable. I haven't heard of half the shit people have already mentioned, so...

josh said...

not only was Jem hot, Jem's voice was hot. she was in Luna, and is now the Britta in a band called Dean and Britta. and that Britta Phillips is an indie rock wetdream.
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that chick from Team Rocket was kinda hot in Pokemon.

Roger said...

1) Ariel from Thundarr the Barbarian

2) Tara, aka "Mom" from the Herculoids

3) Sunni Gummi from the Gummi bears for the image alone...the internet is a scary place.

Joe said...

Gotta go with Lois Griffin. Not only is she hot and likes to mix it up with a fat fuck, but she has alluded to hitting left handed more than once and gave a hell of a toungue kiss to Meg's girlfriend in one of the later espisodes. She's not afraid of the penis. And she's a MILF to boot.

mandy said...

Where is She-Ra: Princess of Power?

Joshua said...

Anyone else familiar with Dr. Girlfriend from "The Venture Bros"? Although the voice is a little, shall we say, husky, she's... well, let's call her a "buttervoice".

assorted charms said...

I'm a straight chick, and I would totally do Jessica Rabbit in a second. If you wouldn't, you are probably dead.

On the guy side...Fred from Scooby-Do (tall, blond, square-jawed and a total tool...super sexy), Dmitri from Anastasia and the army leader guy from Mulan, although he's suspiciously small below the waist.

However, my all-time wannabe fuck is Vash from Trigun. I realize it's anime, but whatever. His arm is a machine gun.

DrDoom said...

we almost made it through without a child being named, but then someone went and named kim possible. we were so close.

Wormfather said...

@devang

...I'm late, for sure, but I think that Bam Bam was addopted...so it's possible that Betty never touched Barny, just saying.

JMP said...

Dang, am I too late for this?

Cuz I got Hawkgirl from Justice League (without the bird-nose helmet, natch) and Spike's girlfriend from Transformers (was it Carlie?)

TheNaturalMevs said...

Here I was hoping someone would throw Ms. Piggy out there.

John S. said...

mandy - not to mention Teela and The Sorceress.

tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson said...

psyloche...great pick. helped me through grade school

Edmond said...

here's Princess Allura's swimsuit scene.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12ki2Zw8T3o

WOWOWEEWAH!!!!

Matt said...

1 word. Stripperella

Wade Garrett said...

I was always more of a Jean Grey fan than Psylocke or Rogue.