Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Bukkake Continues; Hide the Children

A while back we brought you the greatest altered comic strips in the 120 year history of the internet.

"It's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck."

Yeah, that was fun. That's why we've brought it back for this extraordinary day here at KSK, we hope you enjoy.










I was torn on which of the final two cartoons I wanted to post so I just tossed them both up for you to decide.



Yep, that sure took up a lot of space. ¡Adios pendejas! Now how 'bout them sandwiches?

As always, thanks to Dysfunctional Family Circus

19 comments:

Otto Man said...

I've got to go with the Jerry Jones one there.

But the best is Mark Chmura. What a creepy douchebag.

Rob I said...

I no longer expect a refund of my $19.95 KSK subscription fee.

DrDoom said...

mark chumara is the best one I agree with otto man. as is the pastor dungy one.

LadyAndrea said...

I'm not sure why, but the Mike Martz one made me laugh really hard. I like this feature, UM, well done.

innsbruckmatt1 said...

These are hilarious. Wasn't this originally a phatphree bit with the family circus caption changes?

Doesn't change the fact that these are really, really good.

Redhead said...

Nah, my favorite was the Belichick one. Something about seeing the words "stick it in mommy" under a cartoon - I don't know, it's just funny.

DrDoom said...

i think this should be a weekly feature in the offseason, like mock draft thrusdays and cartoon fridays.

McBain said...

Wasn't this originally a phatphree bit with the family circus caption changes?

Originally done by Dysfunctional Family Circus. They stopped after some years after Bil Keane put the kibosh on it.

Great stuff, guys. Being a Browns fan, the Tim Couch one holds a special place in my heart.

Mike said...

Coaches Belichek & Dungy share the honors today. Aunt Steve!

Well done, UM.

The Compendium Complex said...

'Cause hitting on 16 is stupid, and I don't care what 'the book' says... thanks for this. More proof that this site owns Eli's ass.

anthony reddick is my homeboy said...

the tim couch "where's my orange juice" is classic...but we couldn't get a hurri-coke-canes family circus?...oh and UM way to represent the tribe

MemphisRaines said...

Wow - the Couch one is hilarious. With draft day coming up, I'm sure it made all Browns fans cringe a little, but it was awesome. Great stuff UM.

save the steagles said...

The Couch one was my personal favorite, but the Jerry Jones mush was absolute gold.

Phishisgr8 said...

Look, Chmura might be a pedophile, but he's got SOME standards. No way he stoops to that ugly, cankle having, Dolly.
Besides that, she's obviously a HUGE dyke, and would've kicked the shit outta Mark with her Doc Martens.

josh said...

my vote is definitely with the jones/phillips panel over the phillips solo act. thanks for brightening my day after nearly losing a two-year bet that Felix Hernandez wouldn't throw a no-hitter over the 2007-08 seasons. phew.

Awful Chief said...

I hope that little girl is drawing up some great plays for the Lions to unleash October 7th in Landover.

I have to go with the Wade Phillips one, if I must choose.

Signal to Noise said...

I'm going with Jerry Jones riding Wade.

Bad Becks said...

The Couch one is great. As a Browns fan, it kinda reminds me of the final scene in Big Daddy at Hooters in a weird way.

Except I'm not picturing anyone in a Hooters outfit...

Toasty Joe said...

Funny stuff, thanks.