Friday, April 27, 2007

It’s Your Turn To Draft And Be Sexy


We’ve done many a mock draft these past few weeks. But why should we, the KSK Gay Mafia, be the only ones who get to have all the fun? We’re gonna bypass the usual cheerleader post and present you with the first-ever KSK commenter mock draft. And you get the top mock draft of them all: Famous Women Or Men You Get For An Evening. The rules here are very simple. This is a celebrity you get for a night to do with as you please. Picks are first come first served. But only pick one person, and once you pick, you must wait 10 picks before making another selection. Once 10 other commenters have picked, you can then pick another person. And please, try and provide some linkage for the masses. Add a NSFW warning if appropriate.

Oh, and no picking Keeley Hazell. I took her first. Enjoy the draft everyone. And the NFL draft as well.

NOTE: One other rule: No time traveling. You pick someone in their current metaphysical state. No "Liz Taylor whe she was thin" bullshit.

473 comments:

Signal to Noise said...

ScarJo. Easy.

Captain Caveman said...

Dammit! Biel.

Dan said...

Christina Aguilera. Dirrty one. The new classy one. Either way the hotness is transcendent.

Sean said...

Excellent, I'm definitely taking
Christina Aguilera in 1999. At that time, she was the B-list to Britney, so she would've done kinky shit like invited another girl into the bed:

http://www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com/pics/christinagenie.gif

BeaverFever said...

monica bellucci.

Gimel's Mustache said...

I'll take Alba then.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Alba at 5 is a great value pick.

BoSox Siobhan said...

So obvious and uninspired, fellas. You can do better, I just know it.
And I pick Thomas Jefferson.
Tall, smart and powerful beyond comprehension.
Even though he seems to prefer his freakiness in chocolate form, I think I have enough junk in the trunk to keep him happy for a night.

Gimel's Mustache said...

Don't worry, I've got a sleeper waiting in the wings.

Aaron said...

Penelope Cruz, absolutely. Exotic, Hot, Beautiful, and a super sexy accent. Score!

Signal to Noise said...

Siobhan: I guess the parameters do allow for dead people.

mmmm beefy said...

Ben Franklin...the man was a genius and a pimp

we could start off with some intelligent discussion and then go pick up some bitches. I mean what girl could resist Ben Franklin.

devang said...

Janelle, the Eagle cheerleader. i don't give a fuck that I'm a Giants fan

dcat said...

In keeping with the principle of fuck crazy, don't spend more than one night with (or for the love of God adopt kids with) Crazy, I'd take Angeline Jolie.

dcat

Big Daddy Drew said...

And I take Marisa Miller for the win.

Scott said...

Alessandra Ambrosia, hands down.
http://berrylish.com/gallery/Alessandra%20Ambrosia/slides/vslingerie37.html

save the steagles said...

Tom Brady, in the shower of the Gillette locker room and possibly on the 50 yard line if there's time.

Chopper Dave said...

Tiffany
Amber
Thiessen

giggity.

Signal to Noise said...

Damn you, Drew.

Salma Hayek, would probably still be hot when she hits 50.

miamidiesel said...

Aishwariya Rai

Fuck you, I win

Gimel's Mustache said...

Naturally, Drew took my "sleeper" so I'm taking Jessica Simpson for Round 2.

Gimel's Mustache said...

That's a mute Jessica Simpson, by the way.

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

Sirs, We'll take Pam Grier, from her Foxy Brown day...

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/f3/Pam_Grier.jpg/180px-Pam_Grier.jpg

Josh said...

Lindsay Lohan, at age 17 (Mean Girls era)

grungedave said...

not waiting 10 minutes... I'll turn my draft card in early:

Eliza Dushku

Redhead said...

Russell Crowe circa Gladiator.

J.L. White said...

I am a man of eclecctic tastes, so....

Kate Hudson

John S. said...

wait wait wait.... the rules are not clear!!!

If I choose "Lynda Carter" do I get to choose the 1978 model or am I stuck with the 2007 one? Similarly, if I were to choose "Cleopatra" do I just get a pile of dust?

That being said...

I take H.R.H. Madeleine Thérèse Amelie Josephine, Princess of Sweden, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland.

SlickBomb said...

Erin from Esurance! Wait, wrong thread.

Rose McGowan, preferably with leg rifle.

David said...

Amanda bynes
(what a girl wants era)

Wormfather said...

Damn you Dan, dam you to hell taking Christina, you'll regret that.

Well, I'm gonna go ahead and draft Elin Nordegren...thats right, Mrs. Woods...teach her a thing or two about a good stroke.

http://thesandtrap.com//imgs/tapins/elin_nordegren.jpg

jrhodes5150 said...

Ana Beatriz Barros, bitches.

Obligatory pics:
http://home.comcast.net/~lnsfcomish/_Ana-Beatriz-Barros-01.jpeg
http://www.skotcher.com/wallpapers/celebrites%20feminines/ana%20beatriz%20barros/Ana_Beatriz_Barros_39.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/daflow669/50df8_anaBB072.jpg

devang said...

Damn you Miamidiesel!! And, she's my countrywoman too!!

miamidiesel said...

With my 2nd round pick, I'm going with Adriana Lima.

Aishwariya Rai & Adriana Lima 1-2...I got exotic on lockdown.... BDD ain't got shit on me

Dan said...

Faith of "In Bed with Faith."
Blonde, British, big tits, takes it in the ass. Sleeper or reach?
You decide.

My Insignificant Life said...

My favorite MILF - Cindy Crawford

Sean said...

Damnit Josh, nice pick.

I'm cheating, but I take whoever wins this competition: http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/

Signal to Noise said...

Latinas, back to back -- give me Rosario Dawson!

miamidiesel said...

@ devang: My countrywoman too, which made it all the more important to keep her from the foreign devils...

devang said...

I pick whoever Hugh Hefner is banging currently.

I win.

Dan said...

That link is NSFW, by the way.

John S. said...

Stacy Keibler

The Young Nucleus said...

How in fuck did Emanuelle Chriqui last this long?! Dibs!

devang said...

@miamidiesel. Good, as long as she is not in the hands of one of the foreign. Aishwarya is too preciious for that

John S. said...

screw you nucleus!!!!!

HadesGigas said...

Michael Clarke Duncan, I lose?

Brandon Jacobs Gut said...

oy vey sarah silverman!!

dick_gozinia said...

Lucy Liu.

I guess I am the Knicks in this draft since I never seem to have a first round pick. But unlike the Knicks, I have some serious value in the later rounds.

devang said...

Rose McGowan, preferably with leg rifle.

Slickbomb, you beer-goggling already?

Andrew said...

Sophia Loren, I don't care if she's sixty, FUCK ALL OF YOU

John S. said...

GACK!

jrhodes5150 said...

After a night of railing barros, I'm gonna go get plowed with the grand daddy of classical physics... Sir Isaac Newton.

http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/history/newton/newton.jpg

miamidiesel said...

With his 3rd round pick, the miamidiesel selects.... Chasey Lain

Most. Fucking. Beautiful. Porn Star. Ever.

and it goes without saying that she does everything...

Andrew said...

Eva Mendes.

For mid round 3? I say it is gold.

BeaverFever said...

porn star Tori Wells back in her prime. star of torid without a cause 1 and 2, shaved and dangerous, the chameleon, night trips, and many other fine xxx from the late 80's and early 90's.

Rob I said...

I'm not at all shocked that Mandy Moore fell this low, because you all have no taste.

My Insignificant Life said...

Gianna Distenca

Stacy's Mom - She's Got It Going On

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2474027

The Costanzo said...

I'm taking Eva Longoria.

It's a safe pick, plus she looks like this:

http://www.styleikon.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/nov/Eva_Longoria_Maxim_India.jpg

The Brooklyn Boy said...

I'm claiming fellow Member of the Tribe Natalie Portman. Anyone who needs suggestions should check out our group blog The Laminated List Fantasy Draft. Me and my boys break down who should go where when picking your Laminated List. Captain Caveman accepted an induction into our Visionary Thinking Hall of Fame.

HadesGigas said...

Emma Watson

Is that a squad car outside my window?

Joseph said...

Charisma Carpenter.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/carpenter-4.jpg

devang said...

Giselle Bundchen.

Ha!! great 3rd round steal

John S. said...

Jesus Christ – I would sit him down in front of a video camera and ask him a million and one questions about everything in the bible and sell the DVD for ten-thousand dollars a pop. I would be a gagillionaire in a matter of weeks and, then, I can get any of the aforementioned women, for any period of time I want.

So there.

Signal to Noise said...

constanzo - but she looks like this without her face.

Robert said...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Mark said...

Taylor Rain

I know I'm kinda late gettin' in here but if I even got to do half the stuff I've seen her do on film I would die a happy man

miamidiesel said...

Looks like its been another 10 picks... with my 4th pick I'm going with Caterina Murino, the Italian chick from the new Bond movie...

Aishwariya-Adriana-Chasey-Caterina... a veritable blue-balls-inducing murderer's row

BeaverFever said...

hot french newscaster melissa theuriau.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzBv7G1jE-0

Andrew said...

Lucy Pinder.

Yeah.

I am young Bobby Betharding this shit.

jrhodes5150 said...

Carmella DeCesare... even if she is prancing around with a fruitcake.

NSFW
http://xoomer.alice.it/ginello/cdc/index.html

Josh said...

Heather Brooke. Nothing even remotely SFW available.

My Insignificant Life said...

With my 3rd pick, I select:

Trish Stratus

http://www.trishstratus.com/

Clealy a steal in this draft

Signal to Noise said...

To hell with you, Beaver.

How Kate Beckinsale fell this far is beyond me. Mine now.

The Brooklyn Boy said...

That's 10 -- I'm going Shakira. The hips don't lie.

devang said...

Aurora Snow

Now i got blue balls.

John S. said...

Buddha

Same reason as Christ.

I am sweeping up the cash with a street sweeper and you guys are quibbling about whether you get Lucy Pindar or Heather Brooke for one night.

tsk tsk tsk

Truly you lack vision

HadesGigas said...

Ines Sainz, some reporter. She's not much from the front, but she compensates:

http://www.xboard.us/bbb/xb_pics.php?siteUrl=http://www.lazygirls.info/Ines_Sainz/Ines_Sainz47_Dwtqxv9?id=100270

Move over, Kevin McHale

miamidiesel said...

Steal of the draft? How about Beyonce Knowles, motherfuckers, in the 5th round...

HadesGigas said...

(Ahem, better link of my last pic, sorry I spat on protocol)

http://www.xboard.us/bbb/showthread.php?t=124815

BeaverFever said...

Signal to Noise, to hell with me for what ? now what did i do wrong ? you got the first over all pick in this draft.

with my 4th pick: alyssa milano

Big Daddy Drew said...

From here on out, no more time-traveling. You only get to pick people as they currently exist.

Andrew said...

Ann Margaret

http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Ann-Margaret/Pictures/

Big Daddy Drew said...

Oh, and I take Tebow's girlfriend.

J.L. White said...

I feel like the Minnesota Vikings, delaying my pick and letting other numbnuts get ahead of me and pick.

Well, I'll go with Laura Prepon (after de-bleaching her hair back to red).

Mark said...

Good pick devang. It was a toss up for me between Her and Taylor Rain.

I'm going way back here (well 1995 or so) but I pick Ophelie Winter.

This video made me waste alot of kleenex in high school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIMMbOECWU

jrhodes5150 said...

Damnit drew... I was going to steal Allah from under John S' nose...

oh well. Alyssa Milano. Fucking yum.

http://www.infobih.com/slike/200610121032490.Alyssa-Milano-sexy.jpg

John S. said...

BDD - To little too late...

While I acknowledge my choices were along the "I would wish for more wishes" ilk, I still have managed to lock up any of the women in this thread.

Dan said...

Yoko Matsugane.
I'm after big tits today, I suppose.

Here she is.

Rob I said...

Evan Rachel Wood. I'd have to wash the Marilyn Manson off her first, but it's worth it.

Matt said...

Before this gets too far....

Joe Namath selects Suzy Kolber.



(Boo me all you want, but I had to do it.)

sledgod said...

Jack White. Mancrush realized.

devang said...

Jenn Sterger in the 5th Round.

yowza!!

Jesse said...

I'm going with Veronica Varekova. I know this isn't a hockey blog, but I freakin' hate Petr Nedved.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/veronica_varekova/

The Brooklyn Boy said...

jrhodes ... drew just bagged milano a few picks before.

I'm going for Halle Berry.

John S. said...

Maria Bartiromo

to help me manage all of my millions of dollars after the Christ and Buddah picks.

Robert said...

Know what? Fuck it. Liz Lemon.

becky said...

I get the metaphysical business, but can there be some sort of "If they weren't gay" caveat?
If so, I'm taking Wentworth Miller.
I can't believe it's 2007 and girls would still waste these picks on freaking Tom Brady.

miamidiesel said...

Maria Menounos... too bad BDD called no more time travel, or I'd say I preferred her before Vin Diesel, err, contaminated her...

My Insignificant Life said...

Ivanka Trump; so I can slap her on the ass and tell her to fix me a sammich and get me a beer....dammit!

Chris said...

Elisha Cuthbert

Emil Minty said...

all of you, except for the dude who said emmanuelle chriqui, exhibit very poor taste. eva longoria (aka longhorria)? i would rather fuck sand and broken glass.

winning pick: nastassja kinski.

http://www.escalextric.net/cutenews/data/upimages/paris_te.jpg

jrhodes5150 said...

oh god damnit... I revoke my previous pick and opt instead for Tiara Lestari

Sean said...

I'll chime in and take Kristen Bell (a.k.a. Veronica Mars). Smart, funny, petite, and oh, those eyes.

Unsilent Majority said...

I can't believe I missed this because I was working of all things.

Let me make up for my absence, I'll take Mariel Hemingway, Margaret Thatcher, the chick from Total Recall with 3 knockers, and Taylor Hanson.

BeaverFever said...

actually i picked alyssa milano, but she might be trade bait.

next pick: carrie underwood. i need a blond on my team.

Redhead said...

becky: the other guy on Prison Break is cuter than Wentworth.

I pick Mike Mussina.

John S. said...

DAMN YOU!!!

I swear I was taking the three-knockered hooker next.

Mark said...

I'm sticking with the porn star picks and going with Sasha Grey. Very young and new but very dirty girl. Awesome!

For example, wikipedia lists some of her movies as:

Cum Fart Cocktails #5
Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge
Hellfire Sex #7
Sasha Grey Superslut
Sex Slaves #2
Tight Teen Twats #2
Freaky First Timers #2

The Brooklyn Boy said...

Evangeline Lily - I needed a bible thumping Christian to offset picking a Jew.

Swede Zombie Jesus said...

Sofia Vergara of Chasing Papi.

www.sofiavergara.com

Titsalicious

miamidiesel said...

You guys want a real sleeper pick here in the 7th (?) round? Well then I select Alina Vacariu:

http://innuendo.blogter.hu./?post_id=129046

That link probably NSFW... you can thank me for introducing you to her after you're done cleaning up...

devang said...

MAria Sharapove with the 6th pick. Oh those legs can crush....

Bandobras said...

Seeing as how I'm a little behind,

I'll make 2 picks:

1) Jenna Haze
2) Maria from WWE

If anyone objects, I take pick one and make a deal for Maria

jrhodes5150 said...

Reon Kadena

A video for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CnWJ4nygTw

John S. said...

Candice Michelle

sledgod said...

Pam Beesly...yes.

Sean said...

wow- Erin Andrews went this far.. she's mine now.

Ed in Westchester said...

Heidi Klum

I cannot believe she lasted this long.

Rob I said...

Kristen Stewart.

She's legal in my state.

Josh said...

Ctrl+F "Naomi Watts"

0 results.

Fools.

BeaverFever said...

the Bush twins, if twins are a package deal. 2 for the price of one pick.

if not i pick gwen stefani

devang said...

@sean

tossup between her and Sterger.

I chose Sterger.

Sean said...

Ed, she got knocked up by scarface, I mean, Seal. Sorry.

I can't wait to check this tonight around 9 PM, and people are still drafting into the "I take Linda Cohn" rounds.

The Brooklyn Boy said...

sledgod - nice!

jrhodes - you find kadena on our site?

Anna Benson. Interviewed her once for an article I was writing. She's actually HOTTER in person. And with the stripper history, it's guaranteed animal sex during the one-nighter.

Gotta run for work. Been fun, fellas.

Dave Mustaine's Sweaty Bullets said...

Jennifer Morrison - Cameron from "House" - sweeeet!

BeaverFever said...

portuguese song bird: nelly furtado

miamidiesel said...

For my next pick I'm taking Lena Headey, the chick who played the queen in the movie "300"... if you watched that movie and didn't find the queen to be a 9.5-10, you have fucking failed as a man

Grimey said...

Leelee Sobieski. Hells yeah.

BeaverFever said...

i miss counted and picked too early. i will now wait 20 picks before my next selection.

mamacita said...

I pick Drew. Get a sitter and bring the Mrs.

Dan said...

Jenna Von Oy.
White chicks with fat asses. And the ass.

sledgod said...

It's pathetic how much I keep refreshing, waiting for my pick. I am not gonna go all Minnesota Vikings on this draft.

That said, my third pick is Julianne Moore. Children of Men FTW.

becky said...

redhead:
nuh uh. I would do anything for a pair of blue eyes, not to mention the rest of him is exactly what I like anyway.
also, he's an Ivy League grad, so I could even talk to him once I've had my way with him!

along the blue eyes line, I see your Moose and raise you one Scott Proctor.
I would not mind nursing his arm, his ego, and a few other things....

Mark said...

I'm going with Anna Kournikova.

I don't care if she's been used up by 3/4 of the players in the NHL, I still want my turn.

Amphibian said...

I'm assuming I'm jumping in somewhere around the 4th or 5th round. AND with the 175th selection, Amphibian picks Mo'Nique Imes.

The Domino racial naming skit had me crying with laughter. Plus I'd totally boff that.

C4 For the Kids said...

Jennifer Garner pre Affleck. First season of Alias, can't believe she went this low.

John S. said...

Eva Mendes

Bandobras said...

I waited 20 picks since I made 2.

Diane Lane

Her in that movie Unfaithful...FUCK

Trevor said...

Aria. Giovanni. FTW.

John S. said...

trevor... hotdog. down. hallway.

sledgod said...

Quick question, not a pick. When does this end? Do we run this bitch all weekend like the NFL Draft or what? Because Sean's right, eventually we'll be in Linda Cohn territory and that won't be good for anybody.

Jon J. said...

Elsa Benítez,
take your pick of the pics:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Elsa+Ben%C3%ADtez&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

miamidiesel said...

miamidiesel's next pick: Yamila Diaz-Rahi... talk about building a fuckin dynasty

Captain Caveman said...

Wow, who's left?

I guess I'll take Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

John S. said...

already taken

C4 For the Kids said...

Hayden Panettiere, the heroes cheerleader. Winner.

http://64.111.216.18/ul/2166-hp2.jpg

Burnsy said...

Grimey, how long have you been blind?

I'll take Cleopatra with my first pick and Catherine the Great with my swing pick. I heard she likes horses. We'll get along great.

Around round 5 I'm going to take Dakota Fanning. Don't judge me.

Grimey said...

Missy Peregrym, the shapeshifting chick on Heroes.

And she's new!

cheswickthecat said...

how does Pam Ward last till now? Back off - she's mine!

oh and toss in the 1990 Sela Ward and the 1985 Jaclyn Smith.

I am so done.

miamidiesel said...

@john s.: andrew took eva mendes in the 3rd round. Please follow the example of the venerable beaverfever and respect the integrity of this draft...

Signal to Noise said...

beaver - it was a "to hell with you" for picking Melissa before I could thing, more like, nice pick.

Serena Williams, for the ass alone.

My Insignificant Life said...

cc Ginsberg has been picked....man, that's sad.

Mark said...

Rosie O-Fuckin-Donnel

But more for entertainment purposes. And if it were ever the apocalypse I could live of her fat for a while then sleep in her like Luke did on that snowy planet

jrhodes5150 said...

Tina Fey. The sense of humor and ability to hold a conversation just makes her that much more attractive to me.

The New York Jets said...

With our first pick, we select Mike Penner of the Los Angeles Times.

sledgod said...
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Big Daddy Drew said...

Carmen Electra has not been picked?

YOINK!

Dan said...

Danielle Sarahyba. beaverfever, to hell with you for stealing my Carrie Underwood.


http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_dsarahyba_01.jpg

Redhead said...

Becky: Proctor?! Over Moose? What?!?!
OK, what do you think of Mark Mulder?

As for Wentworth, I get what you're saying about the Ivy League education, but I still get the impression he's a pussy (and no amount of conversation's going to make that attractive). I still take the other guy from the show, and if I end up wanting a conversation afterward I'll call my sister.

John S. said...

Mendes was taken? OK.. well, in that case, I will just throw some money her later down the road for a pie of that pie.

With my Mendes pick gone, I go back and take Rachel Weisz

Grimey said...

I have a Leelee Sobieski thing. It's the face-plus-voice combo. Drives me nuts.

John S. said...

and by "pie of that pie" I meant "piece of that pie"

Swede Zombie Jesus said...

@ sledgod. Fuck. You. Moore was my next pick.
I'll sign her away when she hits the free agent market.

Next pick, Kelly Hu. Lady Deathstrike in X2.

I'm surprised more Asians aren't off the board yet.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Minka Kelly's still on the board?

not anymore.

miamidiesel said...

As someone from Jersey, I feel compelled to take Marisa Tomei, who is like our state's Athena... so in spite of BDD's no time travel rule, I'll take Marisa Tomei next, even if she is on the bad side of 40...

Ben said...

Where's the love?

Jennifer Love Hewitt

miamidiesel said...

@hercules rockefeller: Minka Kelly this late, now that's the steal of the draft

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

Any of the hoochies in the "Big Pimpin'" video.

Ben said...

Oh, and I trade for someone else's pick to get Jenna Jameson. I don't care if it is like throwing a hot dog down a long hallway.

devang said...

miamidiesel

Hey hey hey!! Jersey gets insulted too much already. No Tomei

Big Daddy Drew said...

Sienna Miller.

THERE's a steal.

C4 For the Kids said...
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mamacita said...

My turn again. I certainly didn't mean to turn my back on the other hotties of the KSK Gay Mafia, so I pick the rest of you. The only other one I've seen a picture of is Caveman, so he gets to go first.

And as long as I'm shooting my wad:

Alessandro Nivola -- so fucking hot in Junebug, even if he is a little too skinny; Chris Noth.

sledgod said...

Maja Ivarsson from The Sounds.

http://i2.tinypic.com/20033ua.jpg

Plus, she's bisexual. I really wish we had someone breaking this draft down.

Julia said...

Eric Bana. Win-win-win.

And if I were into the vag, I take Kristen Bell as a huge late round steal.

John S. said...

Miller and Chriqui both taken

devang said...

Emmanuelle Chriqui

She's been picked already

Chris said...
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AmbientDonkey said...

If I have to take someone as they are right now, I'm taking Anna Nicole Smith.

devang said...

Janine Lidemuller

J.L. White said...

Here's the steal of steals, and I'm 99% positive she hasn't been taken yet:

Kira Knightley

Ben said...

Yeah, where's the Mel Kiper breakdown for this draft?

I'd at least like to see some numbers from the combine...

Ethan Stanislawski said...

I can't believe I waited this long and still nobody has taken Eva Green. A) I've seen her naked in The Dreamers, so I know what I'm getting
B) I bought that damn body spray simply so she would sleep with me.
C) I get a girl that even Bond couldn't get. That's a steal if I've ever heard one

BeaverFever said...

while i was actually doing work for a few minutes BDD stole my carmen electra pick.

my darkhorse pick: liz phair. she looks and sings like a total slut.

Chris said...

Man I am getting a steal. I choose Elin Grindemyr

Sorta ok for work

John S. said...

Oprah Winfrey

She would be my personal ottoman for the evening whilst I smoke a pipe in a red smoking jacket and read the Iliad in an overstuffed chair by a roaring fireplace.

Grimey said...

"Butterfly" from Death Proof, Vanessa Ferlito.

So when am I gonna get that lapdance?

miamidiesel said...

devang: Jersey does get insulted way too much, probably because we've allowed that fat fuck Peter King to live amongst us for far too long without any repercussions. That said, Marisa Tomei was slammin back in the day, and her "My Cousin Vinny" character is like a stereotypical northern Jersey girl... hence, the Athena reference

BeaverFever said...

j.l. white, i think you are right. how the hell did keira knightly last this long ?

Signal to Noise said...

Rachel McAdams.

Julia said...

John Krasinski...I love me the tall boys.

Grimey: Death Proof was so badass.

sledgod said...

@J.L. White: I hate you. May Michael Vick's dogs feast on your entrails.

Fine. I'm taking Kirsten Dunst with my fifth and final pick.

To recap: Dunst, Maja Ivarsson, Julianne Moore, Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) and Jack White. Game over.

Rob I said...

Jenny Lewis. Indie hot is still hot.

becky said...

redhead:
See: blue eyes.
Fine, if you don't like that pick, I'll take Alex Smith.
Mmmmmmmmmm, Alex Smith.
And I already specified Wentworth as straight man. In fact, I'll take him as a PRETEND straight man. What can I say? I like to banter with my boys.

J.L. White said...

I'm here to win people, not make bad "let me choose ugly chicks to get a lugh" picks.

Elin Nordegren

jrhodes5150 said...

The brazilian women's soccer team featured in these pics. Yeah, I took a team. Bite me.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/88208180_bulletinboardforum_com.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil3.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil4.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil5.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/BrazilianWomen27sSoccerTeam14.jpg

Sean said...

OK.. +1 the NYJets

Now I'm taking The Sports Gal. And because I'd do anything I want to her, I'd do something that involves a red sox hat, a book, and anal

Julia said...

Damnit Signal to noise, you took my next pseudo-lesbian pick.

AmbientDonkey said...

Heather Graham

http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/GHI/heathergraham2.jpg

Dsanchez said...

I'm getting a late start. I choose 5 of the six girls from Full House. Candace Cameron still hot, Jodie Sweetin (even hotter now that she is off the meth), The Olsen Twins (Hot and Twins), Lori Loughlin (still hot)