We're taking a break from the "kill kill kill" tag this week. As a palate cleanser, I'm going in the opposite direction and providing you with one of the most beautiful sights in all of nature: Two horses screwing. The male horse's name? Lexington Steele. (NOTE: This video is NSFW, and in fact it is probably worse for your boss to catch you watching this than watching actual porn.)
What I like about gonzo animal sex videos is that there are no games. The male animal jumps on top of the female he likes. If she ain't feeling it, she just runs away. I wish human sexual courtship were more like this. It would save us countless $100 dinner tabs and endless cases of blueballs. I even started a movement to do just this sort of thing in college, usually around 3:00 AM on a Saturday night. No one ever got on board. Tightassses. 'Tis a pity. I think I was really onto something.