Here are two cheerleaders. One is dressed as Snow White. The other is dressed as someone I'd like to (if I wasn't happily married) tie up to a barnyard fence and run through like a Union Pacific locomotive. I don't know anything about these chicks, so let's just make stuff up.
Their names are Heidi and Madison. They both come from somewhere in the Great Plains states. I'll just say Oklahoma, because why not. Their favorite show is Grey's Anatomy. Their dream date is George Clooney. They love men with a sense of humor and hate dishonesty. Both of them like to party and go crazy, but both of them also like to stay home and curl up with a good book once in a while (a book in this case means a magazine). Really, they're just a couple down-to-earth gals who occasionally like to let loose.
Oh, and the one in the Snow White outfit will take it in the ass if share your blow.
But -1 to her for the cheap French manicure. You get paid $20 a weekend, honey. Make it work.
Happy weekend. I'm sure someone will check in here at least once or twice. Your homework is to go see Borat. Here's a deleted scene. Chenqui!