The good folks at 360thepitch.com interviewed me today for their podcast. You can listen here. My shit starts about halfway through.
A couple things about this interview:
-Holy shit, do I like to use adverbs
-My dulcet voice will melt your heart
-I make absolutely no valuable football points
-I did this interview on a cell phone. Since I only heard about half the questions, enjoy listening to three people carry on what seems to be portions from three separate conversations. I'm so accidentally evasive, I should run for office.
-You will finally learn my last name
-I totally make racist jokes
I'll be honest. This is not the most exciting thing ever. Unless you love me, in which case it's like swimming in Valrhona chocolate while having an orgasm.
NOTE: You'll notice the host call me different first names throughout, as a joke about my anonymity. I liked Dexter the best.