Thursday, November 9, 2006

...And All God's Children Wept


The word is out, friends: Roger Goodell and his team of satanic assbandits are cracking down on YouTube videos of NFL highlights.

No Barry Sanders clips. No "greatest hits" reels of people getting their shit rocked. No Donovan McNabb puking or Jerramy Stevens getting kneed in the crotch or Chad Johnson end zone celebrations.

I... I just don't know what to say. On this tragic day, let's just be thankful that we still have each other.

15 comments:

swing4 said...

I'd rather have the videos.

thope said...

Fuck.

at least all the soccer videos are still available

shoot me in the face

Unknown said...

Roger is truely an asshat of the highest order. Can't someone get Clarett to take him out? He would probably fail but at least provide us with some entertainment in the process.

Rob I said...

We'll always have trampoline basketball.

Unsilent Majority said...

Sorry Rob, Goodell bought the trampoline basketball association.

HELP US FIGHT TBA!

MoonshineMike said...

No more trampoline basketball either? there is really no more gods.

I blame the Republican Leadership for this debacle.

Claude Balls said...

If I ever meet Roger Goodell, I am going to kick him in the nuts.

Otto Man said...

The Republicans warned us that a Democratic takeover would led to us all being forced to gay marry Islamofascist illegal Mexican immigrants, but they never told us about this consequence. If only we had known!

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

Roger Goodell doesn't care about black people!

Vee said...

This is SURE to drive down ticket prices!


::crickets::

NDEddieMac said...

honestly, could the league be any gayer? fuckin a

Anonymous said...

NFL = Neo-Fascist Litigators

peytonloveskenny said...

Pretty soon you're going to need the express written consent of the NFL to watch the damn games.

gone said...

Everyone fire up their NES, SNES, Playstation 1,2 (or soon to be 3), Xbox, Xbox360, Sega, Sega Genesis, Turbographix16, Atari 2600, Colecovision, etc and start recreating your favorite football games!

twoeightnine said...

take away my masturbation? from my cold, dead hands!