Friday, March 2, 2007

KSK Brings Haute Couture to the Blogosphere

It's been a long time in the making but we have finally produced a garment worthy of your burial. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the debut of the hottest shit to hit the streets since the wifebeater.

The logo, courtesy of our own Monday Morning Punter, draws inspiration from Drew's staggering insights into the inner-workings of the NFL's greatest cumslinger/quarterback. It's simple, it's elegant, and it comes in a polo shirt so that you can bring some of the Sex Cannon to work. No way that new paralegal can resist all of that goodness, it's like Axe Body Spray without the horrible stench.

Keep in mind this is just the initial run. At some point in the near future we're going to cross the color barrier (Jackie Robinson sure made that look easy) so that we can offer the design on a wide array of fine fabrics. As soon as I solve the mystery of vector imaging we fully intend providing all of our lovely female readers with the sexiest undergarment this side of Jahidi White.

Stay tuned for further sexy goodness from the newly established label (if you'd like to join the Design a Logo for KSK contest send what you've got to the email address. by entering you waive all rights ownership rights to said logo and you agree to be mocked mercilously)

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*The polo shirt runs about a size small. Either that or every other piece of clothing I own runs a size big.

**More options coming soon for the ladies out there. We're still trying to perfect our see-through fabrics.

36 comments:

Bulger in My Pants said...

The baby bib for the win!

My Insignificant Life said...

Great idea - but the real money make is the logo on boxers.... Thought you would have thought of that - Think about it, The Sex Cannon Logo on Boxers - that is a true money shot.......

atlas said...

Complete with #8 on the barrel!

The Nike swoosh has met its match.

Weed Against Speed said...

That bib is fucking awesome!

I just told my wife that we should have a baby just so I can buy that Sex Cannon bib. She said there should be better reasons than that and I said "not really". She was not amused.

The Intern said...

I'm going to wear this to my damn wedding.

The Last Unitard said...

Don't you guys know any artists?

Trying to hide my disappointment right now is harder than hiding a boner in sweatpants.

Captain Caveman said...

Don't you guys know any artists?

Um, this is a football blog written by straight men. That's a big no. Which shoddy MS Paint job led you to expect better?

Tim said...

baby bib? I thought that was a drool bib for the old folks. Nothing like seeing a geriatric looking for his choppers wearing a "sex cannon" bib

Noyam said...

The baby bib needs a tagline.

Something like, "I was conceived by The..."

Ruthless Gravity said...

I'm going to wear this to my damn wedding.


Sure beats a tuxedo t-shirt

Happy Fun Miles said...

Ordered and Ordered.

Crapass said...

Aw, look at you guys. Moving out into the retail world.

They grow up so fast. One day it's about the Sex Cannon, and the next day it's about selling Sex Cannon T-shirts.

Where did all the time go? I feel like we were sending them off to the 3rd grade just yesterday.

save the steagles said...

The location of the logo on the woman's tank is a bit low and could easily be hidden by under-boob.

Unsilent Majority said...

yeah steagles, that isn't supposed to be in the shop but I was having trouble removing it. don't buy the tank top, we'll have more ladies stuff for sale over the weekend.

BigRicks said...

Do I order the polo so I can wear it to work, or do I go with the Jersey Tee? You gave me too many options. It's like eating at a diner. Too Many Options!

The Intern said...

A woman with enough underboob to overshadow the Sex Cannon is probably a good thing.

I rape red sox fans said...

I think STS qualifies...

Otto Man said...

A woman with enough underboob to overshadow the Sex Cannon is probably a good thing.

I believe that Sexy Rexy has requested to be placed in just such a position as his final resting spot.

becky said...

I buy panties compulsively. Needless to say, you guys make it happen, and I'll make it happen.

Ryan said...

For Becky's sake (and ours), wrangle up a few illegal sweatshop workers and get those panties made now!

Smello said...

So when does the calendar featuring shirtless shots of the KSK Mafia go on sale? Dreamboat could lend you his goats.

josh said...

I'm still looking for one with a little pic of rex on it, but good work, gentlemen. hope you make a little money back...perhaps you can spend it on finally graduating from #897 Blogger template.

mediapossum said...

It's like Christmas has come early!

Signal to Noise said...

As soon as there's a black or Bear navy blue available, I'm throwing down.

I suggest a target for any female baby doll tees or tank tops with the Sex Cannon design. Rex would want it that way.

cheswick said...

think of the surging sales generated by photos of becky and steagles modeling panties and tees! brilliant

WV: vvoyi (that's gotta be handy for something)

The Pirate Sloth said...

I hope that by just wearing Sex Cannon panties, all the Beckys and other ladies don't suddenly get knocked up. It'd be horrible having 50 little Rexy's all the same exact age. Think about the problems that would cause when all those little Rexy's went to play college ball...

Maybe those panties should come with a warning label?

the butler said...

Love the cock 'n' balls logo.

Freud would be so proud (if he hadn't overdosed on blow in the '30s and was still alive to see it, I guess)

Robert said...

I think Becky had a great idea when she suggested Sex Cannon panties.

However, just to warn her and all the other ladies out there, if a man is going along and gets to that point and then sees something that reminds him of the sex cannon, he might blow his load then and there. I know I would.

Nastinchka said...

Seriously, can we get this in a wife beater? I want one for my gentleman caller.

DougOLis said...

The only problem with the panties is that I'm not a big fan of the ladies with a sex cannon of their own. It's a bit of a downer.

Becky said...

Yet another thing the Becky's have in common. I want a Rexy thong, ASAP!

Jutter said...

We definitely need a bears jersey with the cannons number and "CUMSLINGER" for the name.

Jutter said...

Great News!

For some fanfuckintastic reason "CUMSLINGER" went through on nflshop.com and can be put on a jersey. I saved the photo from it but don't know shit about how to link to it or anything. It does look great though.

The Pirate Sloth said...

I, as a loyal KSK fan, do hereby promise to buy my lady a Sex Cannon thong - just to see the sheer surprise and utter confusion upon her face when she opens my gift.

Then I'll have to go and explain the entire thing, beg her to put it on, try to take a pic for the Gay Mafia, get slapped when I try to explain that, have her throw the thong back at me, kick me out, and finally just tack it to my wall for memories sake.

save the steagles said...

Is there any way you could do the ladies tee with the blue design as well? Orange looks awful with my skin tones.

mandy said...

Sex Cannon panties: the panties you instantly cream.