Friday, July 6, 2007

This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Songs You'd Want For Your Pregame Introduction


Baseball players get a personalized song every time they step up to bat. I would like that to happen to me in some way, shape, or form. That would be badass. Hence, this draft. This is the song you'll be using to announce yourself to a crowd of 50,000 plus.

The rules: This can be any song by any artist. Once you pick a song, you cannot pick any other song by that artist, though other drafters may if they have not already. Pick a song, then wait ten picks till the next song.

That's Josh Homme. He's a fucking badass. I'll be picking him up later on, but for now my first choice is the "Die! Die! Die!" bridge of "Creeping Death" by Metallica. I've already given my tribute to it.

Rock on, kids.

NOTE: If you do not own "Era Vulgaris" already, please do yourself the courtesy of going out and buying and/or stealing it. Don't make me thrash you.

467 comments:

John said...

i know he's your patron saint but i have to go with 'ready to die' by AWK

miamidiesel said...

'Swordsman' by GZA

"When a motherfucker steps out his place,
and gets slapped in his motherfuckin face,
Just because nigga thought he could face,
The G-O-D, The G-O-D"

Edmond said...

"The Touch" by Stan Bush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C9Bng7NPPY

miamidiesel said...

Fuck, it's only 7:10am Friday morning back home right now. This might take a while to get going. It's 7:10pm in Hong Kong right now, and I'm still at work and in desperate need of a diversion. BDD, instead of just the 10 picks rule, can we do something like wait 10 picks or 15 minutes, whichever comes first?

Big Daddy Drew said...

No.

QueeferSuthrland said...

Ghostface Killah - "The Champ"

Hustler of Culture said...

Even Better Than the Real Thing - U2

That way people will understand how I feel about myself

devang said...

Head Like a Hole - NIN

"Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve
....Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die, than give you control."

Just about sums up my feelings.
Miamidiesel, get a drink and some hookers.

Don't You Judge Me said...

Ride of the Valkyries

"it scares the hell out of the slopes."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjYhTnh6Zaw

My Hero Zero said...

"I Am Superman" by REM

Because nothing is as intimidating as a stalker-anthemn sung by Michael Stipe. Nothing!

miamidiesel said...

@devang: what do you think is my motivation for getting the fuck out of here as early as possible right now? i'mma plow through all this bullshit work and then some fine ladies over in Lan Kwai Fong...

Pemulis said...

the theme from flash gordon - queen. totally badass, but also says "who knows mister pitcher, maybe im going to kiss you"

Sh!tShow said...

O Fortuna, from Carmina Burana by Orff. Always gets me pumped.

Wormfather said...

What, just because I'm stuck in the UK for a week doesnt mean I'm gonna give up my draft picks, fuck that.

I'm gonna go with Clay Akin's...

Scratch that, I'll take Guns n Roses' Welcome to the Jungle. The first 45 seconds of that song cannot be matched.

Unsilent Majority said...

Woo Ha by Busta Rhymes

Aaron said...

"OKLAHOMA!" The theme song to the musical, "OKLAHOMA!"

That's badass.

fromobile said...

enter sandman by metallica, i always played it before games in high school, got me ready to kill somebody.

Ghost of Carl Monday said...

"mother" - Danzig

keith foulke lives!

The Hoosier Loser said...

Metallica "Master of Puppets"

Greg Schuler said...

Walk by Pantera.

MemphisRaines said...

Thunderkiss '65 by White Zombie

Edmond said...

"You're the Best, Around" Joe Esposito

good for my baseball entrance AND any All Valley Karate Tournament I may decide to enter.

miamidiesel said...

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana... even though that tool Diamond Dallas Page ripped off the song for his WCW theme music, the beginning is absolutely the shit

Hustler of Culture said...

Scarlett Bagonias - Sublime


Just to confuse people

TheAntiFollicle said...

99 Red Balloons, a little bit gay but it always got me pumped up for my gymnastics recitals...

oldefreddjung said...

Meantime by Helmet.

Ryan said...

Brand New - Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows

Don't You Judge Me said...

seems like we're alternating between metal and gay.

it's gay's turn:

Girls and Boys - Blur for the same reason as pemulis'.

for your viewing pleasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_qzzx3A_Go

Unsilent Majority said...

World's Greatest by R Kelly

fromobile said...

"Let's Go" by Trick Daddy, Lil Jon, and Twista

devang said...

Sanitarium by Metallica.

It helps me focus when I'm pitching against the Yankees. Also it'll scare the beejesus out of those yuppies from Connecticut and make them head for ze hills

Ron Bermuda said...

Playing with the Boys from Top Gun...

Lets people know I mean business at the plate, while also expressing my love for huskier women like Kelly McGillis

Otto Man said...

Notorious B.I.G., "Party and Bullshit (Ratatat Remix)"

I will need no other picks today. Listen here and you'll understand.

JDA said...

"Jump" by Van Halen. Gets the blood pumping.

MemphisRaines said...

Corrosion of Conformity - Clean My Wounds

Because "I see the world through bloodshot eyes" is pretty much my daily state of being...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRf7fzkSIrA

Trevor said...

Seven Nation Army.

Chad said...

Dude, I've been thinking about this since I was a teenager practicing my Bret Boone batting stance in front of the mirror:

"Cowboy Dan" by Modest Mouse.

Pepe said...

I would have to pick my actual theme song by Ludacris,

"Pimpin' All Over the World".

As they say in "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" - it's my theme music, every good hero should have some.

Don't You Judge Me said...

metal's turn

March of the Pigs - NIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhK-rzjfUMw

Hustler of Culture said...

For All My Niggaz and Bitches - Snoop

Because I'm white and it would make everyone uncomfortable....

El Duffo O Muerte said...

Ace of Spades. Cool, Classic. It's like space without the stars really.

devang said...

Otto Man wins

How about some gay metal then? The anti-planet unicorn.

Freewheel Burning - Judas Priest

fromobile said...

remember the name by fort minor, big east tournament last year was insane

John S. said...

Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Fans would love it. Sports franchises would eat the "All-American" thing up and ESPN would undoubtedly do a "piece" on this "new breed of old style American athlete... who harkens back to the day of Ted Williams, Jackie Robinson and Tom Landry."

It would secure me a fat contract and a little bit of "cushion" when I get a little advanced in my career and lack the stuff I had in my youth.

Ethan Stanislawski said...

Beat on the Brat - The Ramones

After all, it's "beat on the brat with a baseball bat"

grungedave said...

Nirvana - "Lithium"

(yes, predictable, I know)

Trevor said...

John Williams - "Imperial March (Vader's Theme)".

As pathetic as Star Wars is/has become, it's still badass intro music.

Brian said...

"Circle of Cysquatch" by Mastodon, the only metal band it is possible for a pop music nerd like me to liek because they are one of the few ones that actually think of themselves in an ironic way rather than, say, Dragonforce or Cradle of Filth who take themselves super serious.

Jordan Ginsberg said...

Soundgarden - Outshined

Cornell may be a pussy nowadays, but that chunky intro riff makes for an ominous entrance.

Don't You Judge Me said...

gay's turn

Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John
- hey, it's a catchy tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0

man, Europeans are weird.

MemphisRaines said...

For when I'm in a particular good mood: Stephen Lynch - Kill A Kitten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeCyyhmHICU

Subtle violence is cool, but overt violence is better!

Hustler of Culture said...

Du Hast - Rammstien

devang said...

Theme song from Chariots of Fire.

It's just so serene.

El Duffo O Muerte said...

Reign in Blood - Slayer.

If you'll excuse me I'll be destroying my cubicle in a testosterone fueled rampage.

Shoopmonster said...

Heart - Barracuda

Ken Dynamo said...

great fucking draft theme. so many inspired picks already.

"Black Wind Fire and Steel"

Manowar

Trevor said...

Am I the only one looking forward to Wormfather panicking when he realizes he hasn't made a pick yet and blurting out something by Kid Rock before he realizes how fucking lame he is? Those moments always kill me.

grungedave said...

I've waited 10 picks...

can't believe y'all missed this one:

Down With the Sickness - Disturbed

cag_chris said...

"Pay the Man" by the Offspring

"shut up, you talk too much!"

John John The Bastard said...

RattaMaHatta by Sepultura (I Have been waiting for this draft since the commenter drafts started)

(Five One Eight) said...

A little late to the party, but...

"Our Boys Will Shine Tonight" by Chavez.

I'm so fucking indie.

flubby said...

Hypnotized - Biggie

Don't You Judge Me said...

Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy

as Chris Rock said after this song, "Man, white people are scary!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KOB-3UoheE

Jez said...

"Angel of Death" - Slayer

Trevor said...

"We just couldn't believe Disturbed was sitting there in the middle of the fourth round. I figured there MUST have been something wrong with the other drafters to have passed up such a classic as many as four times! I mean, this was the best mediocre butt rock that 2002 had to offer! We feel we got great value here."

Also, I pick The Theme from Rocky. Everyone picked Eye of the Tiger for years, but this song is fucking awesome, with about 10% the gay.

Russ said...

Shut Em' Down - Public Enemy

We used to play this as the last song before we took the field in HS football. Definitely and Al Bundy moment, but it will forever get my blood pumping.

Hustler of Culture said...

Age of Aquarius - Sung by Steve Carrel at the end of 40y/o Virgin

MemphisRaines said...

How about Paranoid by Black Sabbath - can't believe it lasted this long.

fromobile said...

I Want Candy by MC Pee Pants

cag_chris said...

Back in Black by AC/DC....

coach said...

Hair of the Dog by Nazareth.

John John The Bastard said...

Ante Up - MOP

Otto Man said...

I still stand by my pick, but fromobile has a close second.

And with that, I'm off to the airport. Draft well, suckers.

Jordan Ginsberg said...

Tom Waits - Goin' Out West

BeaverFever said...

the trooper - iron maiden

greatest metal band of all time and great guitar intro.

grungedave said...

Trevor... I'd flame-war you for ripping on DWTS, but picking the Rocky song... well... that's punishment enough for ya.

you can live your own Starbucks commercial now!

Adam said...

Battle Without Honor or Humanity - Tomoyasu Hotei

It's the song from Kill Bill in case you don't know.

So bad ass.

Paul said...

Bulls on Parade - RATM

Weed Against Speed said...

Feel Good Hit of the Summer - QOTSA

Enough said.

Shoopmonster said...

Fuck, I am hung over and possibly still under the influence thanks to a bachelor party last night. I'll be playing a pink lady today...errr picking "No One Knows" by Queens of the Stone Age

El Duffo O Muerte said...

Woman - Wolfmother
If three afro-ed Austrailians dont make you want make some movies, make some songs and go fightin round the world, I don't know what will.

Hustler of Culture said...

Freebird...and they would have to play the whole thing

John S. said...

New Jack Hustler

Ice T.

Smooth, yet, kick ass.

QueeferSuthrland said...

I'd like to follow up my #1 Ghostface Killah - "The Champ" with its complete foil and that would of course be:

Blondie - "Heart of Glass"

Jez said...

"Heaven and Hell" - Black Sabbath

How fucking ominous is the intro to that song?

cag_chris said...

Godsmack- "Moon Baby"

My Insignificant Life said...

Bad To The Bone

by

George Thorogood & The Destroyers

QueeferSuthrland said...

Jordan Ginsberg-

Great f'ing choice on Goin' Out West.

fromobile said...

thanks for the love otto man, to recap:

Metal: "Enter Sandman" Metallica
Hip Hop: "Let's Go" Trick Daddy
Kinda New Song: "Remember the Name" Fort Minor
Song from a TV Show/Cartoon: "I want candy" MC Pee Pants

winnin this thing is all about diversifying

Now I got some online training bullshit to do, so my 5th pick might be awhile, allow you guys to catch up.

grungedave said...

Seether - "Gasoline"

Don't You Judge Me said...

So What'cha Want - Beastie Boys

because I hate my fans.

Smello said...

Drowning Pool - Bodies

Jordan Ginsberg said...

Since we seem to have hit the QOTSA leg of the draft:

Queens of the Stone Age - Mexicola

larry burns said...

ok for a song that would completely fuck up your opposition:

the cuppycake song by strawberry shortcake,

anyone who has heard this song knows what i am talking bout. The other team would not be able to play the first quater.

BeaverFever said...

changes - sugar
btw, this will not be the last sugar song picked today.

Trevor said...

Flame all you want, Disturbed is still dogshit.

I'll pick the fucking badass music from that Nike Air Force 25 commercial, which YouTube tells me is "The Second Coming: Our Game, Our Time" by Just Blaze and Juelz Santana.

(Love the Tom Waits pick, btw.)

Brian said...

"Ether" - Gang of Four

Shoopmonster said...

Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls

Time marches on.

(Five One Eight) said...

"Scotland the Brave" - Rowdy Roddy Piper's bagpipe entrance music.

God, I'm old.

El Duffo O Muerte said...

Debaser - The Pixies

It's Deal-iscious.

cag_chris said...

"One by One" by the Foo Fighters

My Insignificant Life said...

Nazareth - Hair of the Dog

You can't beat this for getting your anger up and blood flowing...

Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a
A son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Don't You Judge Me said...

Gold Digger - Kanye West

just to let the ladies know that I'm on to them (not that it would stop me - or them)

Captain Caveman said...

The opening riff of "How Soon Is Now?" by the Smiths.

Fucking rad.

larry burns said...

pop quiz by saigon just for a complete change of pace from my first song.

Jordan Ginsberg said...

TV on the Radio - Wolf Like Me

Hustler of Culture said...

Theme from Phantom of the Opera

I can't even tell if that is a great pick or an awful one....

I need more sleep

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

@otto man: Party and Bullshit (Ratatat Remix) — Great verses... poor, poor chorus.

My choice: "Things Are Getting Better" — N*E*R*D*

You feel like a pimp just walking around while it's playing.

Trevor said...

Can't believe I slept this long on Rusty Cage by Johnny Cash, NOT the shitty Soundgarden original.

Brian said...

"Phazers" by King Geedorah

Smello said...

My Way - Limp Bizkit

Just one more fight
About your leadership
And I will straight up
Leave your shit
Cause I've had enought of this
And now I'm pissed

Fred Durst is a prick, but this song brings on my righteous anger.

Paul said...

Voodoo Chile - The SRV version

BeaverFever said...

"btw, this will not be the last sugar song picked today." i meant to say i hope this won't be the last sugar song picked today.

hit the lights by metallica

El Duffo O Muerte said...

Voodoo Child - Jimi Hendrix

Has the statute of limitations expired on Hulk Hogan's use of this?

(Five One Eight) said...

Need a little Mike Patton here, "Surprise, You're Dead!" by Faith No More

grungedave said...

Godsmack - "Awake"

Don't You Judge Me said...

Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants

just to let them all know that I'm a little weird.

Shoopmonster said...

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

If I magically played for a team that had colors including purple, it would be even better. Except for the fact that, you know, I might be playing for the Vikings.

Captain Caveman said...

Theme from Phantom of the Opera

I can't even tell if that is a great pick or an awful one....


Awful. And grungedave: Nothing says "I never got my GED" like Disturbed.

cag_chris said...

Hashpipe by Weezer

Trevor said...

Godsmack AND Disturbed, grungedave? Man, I bet you were pissed smello beat you to Limp, huh?

Jordan Ginsberg said...

Yeesh. All the Limp Bizkit/Godsmack/Disturbed nonsense is really making me lose my erection.

My pick: Pearl Jam - Whipping

John S. said...

Uhhh....

Hells Bells?

Trevor said...

Oh, Theme from The People's Court.

No one takes it to the house like Wapner, bitches.

Weed Against Speed said...

My Ass Is On Fire - Mr. Bungle

Just to give the kids nightmares.

fromobile said...

since my online training course is taking forever to load i'll just make my 5th pick:

Dr. Funkenstein by Parliament

"We love you Dr. Funkenstein your funk is the best!"

What better intro could anyone ask for?

Now I got my funk position covered. I'm owning diversity in this draft.

grungedave said...

fuck Fred Durst...

and anyone who chooses Johnny Cash's version of "Rusty Cage" over Soundgarden's is wayyy the fuck outta touch.

besides, this is an anthem we are choosing, right? It's supposed to have that arena-rock vibe. Hence, Disturbed and Godsmack. If I wanted to just pick kick ass music, I'd go with stuff like Jane's Addiction or Tool - but they don't have "blood pumping" kinda riffs that work in 30 second bits...

grungedave said...

fuck Fred Durst...

and anyone who chooses Johnny Cash's version of "Rusty Cage" over Soundgarden's is wayyy the fuck outta touch.

besides, this is an anthem we are choosing, right? It's supposed to have that arena-rock vibe. Hence, Disturbed and Godsmack. If I wanted to just pick kick ass music, I'd go with stuff like Jane's Addiction or Tool - but they don't have "blood pumping" kinda riffs that work in 30 second bits...

Don't You Judge Me said...

Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash.

Jason said...

Having traded my first round pick for an additional stack of Marshall amps what go to 11, I choose Cochise by Audioslave. And yes, I'm coming to the mound by zipline from a helicopter. I have one pitch, bitches- I only bring the heat.

MemphisRaines said...

Bloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope. Seems fitting for my at-bat/pre-game/life.

"A is for apple, b is for balloon, c is for crayon, d is for drums" and then music that sounds like it could be from the Three Stooges.

neko44 said...

Bring em Out
by TI

We used this song for warmups for the Arena football team I used to work for.

Also was the entrance music for my bridal party at my wedding.

I am white.

QueeferSuthrland said...

Stevie Wonder - "Superstition"

HoneyNut said...

Grnugedave gets it.

Immigrant Song - Zeppelin

(Five One Eight) said...

"Biblical Violence" by Hella

Great opening, psychotic drums.

Shoopmonster said...

Pearl Jam - Even Flow
from the Live and on Two Legs album

Brian said...

"Debaser" - The Pixies

fromobile said...

@ shoopmonster:

you could play for the wnba's los angelas sparks, then you'd have a better chance at making it into ksk's fantasy football league next year...

or you could go with malone/stockton era jazz

either way, the options aren't good

Trevor said...

Chris Cornell is the fucking Special Ed kid of rock. I'd hitch my wagon to someone else, if I was you.

But that's cool. Who're you gonna pick next, Puddle of Mudd? Creed? Nickelback?

HoneyNut said...

Had I spelled "Grungedave" properly, the point would have stuck a bit better.

BeaverFever said...

unchained by van halen, aclassic from the 80's

Jason said...

Fine pick, beaverfever. Fine pick.

Trevor said...

brian, been picked.

Pepe said...

To really get the blood boiling ...

"Cop Killer" by Ice-T.

Chimpo said...

Cock Mobster - MC Paul Barman

Winona Ryder? Goin' inside her

Jordan Ginsberg said...

I'll see your Faith No More and raise you:

Tomahawk - God Hates a Coward

Weed Against Speed said...

Thieves - Ministry

devang said...

Jimi Hendrix - Star Spangled Banner.

grungedave said...

"Prison Song" - system of a down

Shoopmonster said...

@fromobile
Ouch. Just ouch.

Jason said...

Talk about a slide...

Search and Destroy, Iggy Pop and the Stooges.

(Five One Eight) said...

"Facet Squared" by Fugazi.

One of the best opening guitar riffs ever.

Brian said...

fuck, "Drugs (Electricity)" - Talking Heads

HoneyNut said...

Dre and Snoop - Nuthin' but a G Thang

Everybody would know that the coolest motherfucker just walked into the room.

(Five One Eight) said...

Damn you, Ginsberg. I was almost going to take that one over "Surprise...".

Smello said...

Natural Born Killaz - Ice Cube & Dr. Dre

Hustler of Culture said...

Bubblegoose - Wyclef on the South Park album

Also, I love the Fugazi pick...

Pemulis said...

"I Am Star Wars Today" - Smog. the element of surprise. its so weird and awesome

JAMMQ said...

Nine Inch Nails- "Closer"

"I want to fuck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside."

Trevor said...

The Gypsy Kings - Hotel California

And I'm out.

aflockofsigel said...

"Hysteria" by Muse. It'd also work as a song for a terrifyingly intense closer *cough* Papelbon! *cough*

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

"Give It All" — Rise Against

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8I4nNj1r4uQ

MemphisRaines said...

Back to the 80s - Quiet Riot's "Cum On Feel the Noize" is still available right? That's about as "arena rock" as it comes (although Twisted Sister would be in the conversation for that era as well).

Ron Bermuda said...

Echoes by Pink Floyd -

The song is like 25 fucking minutes long and they'd obviously have to play the whole thing which would inevitabely cause the ump to toss me for delaying the game which means I could go to a bar, get hammered, and pick up loose women that are enamored with baseball players.

This would probably work for every home game.

El Duffo O Muerte said...

If I wanted to just pick kick ass music, I'd go with stuff like Jane's Addiction or Tool - but they don't have "blood pumping" kinda riffs that work in 30 second bits...

The opening riff of 'Coming Down the Mountain' by Jane's begs to differ.

the chief said...

Higher Ground - Chili Peppers Version.

Weed Against Speed said...

Allen's Wrench - Kyuss

Because Josh Homme rules in every band he has been in.

Jason said...

This is the winner....

"900 Number" by DJ Mark the 45 King.

Yes, I'm coming out to the Ed Lover Dance, what of it?

Shoopmonster said...

Die, Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits

Brian said...

"Florida" - Modest Mouse

BeaverFever said...

thanks jason

JAMMQ said...

Mobb Deep- "Shook Ones, Pt. II"


I'm done.

grungedave said...

@el duffo --

awesome point, that song hit me just as I hit "submit"

anyway... I'll go with "Unsung" by Helmet with my next pick.

Shoopmonster said...

@El Duffo O Muerte
You're a fucking genius.

El Duffo O Muerte said...

Ok, actually the proper title is 'Mountain Song' but I'm not done with my first cup of coffee yet. Either way, it's pure rock fury.

BeaverFever said...

Think Again/Lights Out by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Weed Against Speed said...

@el duffo o muerte: Not to split hairs, but the song's actual title is Mountain Song.

Still a solid selection.

JAMMQ said...

Who's going to be the Douche who picks the theme from Planet Unicorn?

(Five One Eight) said...

Well, if I need a song for my sixth at-bat of the game, I'd be pissed that I'm still having to play this game and not be out at the clubs scoring poon.

I'd be as pissed as El-P is, all the time. "Fantastic Damage" by El-P.

After that, you can just play the Planet Unicorn theme for the rest of my plate appearances.

Robert said...

Spottieottiedopaliscious - Outkast.

Bye.

(Five One Eight) said...

Jammq, ask and ye shall receive. Goodnight everybody.

John S. said...

The intro to Go Go Godzilla

You guys are getting so caught up in squabbles you are letting gems fall this far.

cag_chris said...

Linkin Park "Numb"

El Duffo O Muerte said...

@ Weed Against Speed: I caught that as soon as I hit submit.

Next pick, a bit of a sleeper:

The Elephant Riders - Clutch

Smello said...

T.N.T. - AC/DC

I'm dirty, mean & mighty unclean

JAMMQ said...

Winner.


*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*

Jordan Ginsberg said...

Maybe not as intro music, but I'd see to it that this would replace Take Me Out To The Ballgame/God Bless America/whatever -- actually, fuck it:

The Pogues - Fiesta

the chief said...

Into the Fire: Taking it Higher & Higher

MemphisRaines said...

Since we can choose "opening riffs" couldn you also go with about the last 2-3 minutes of "Three Days" by Jane's A? Perry Farrell screaming would work well here, I think.

Shoopmonster said...

@ BDD
I just noticed that you used the alternate spelling for "introductiion"

Casual T said...

"Well, if I need a song for my sixth at-bat of the game, I'd be pissed that I'm still having to play this game and not be out at the clubs scoring poon."

Is there a song called "Scoring Poon"? If there is...I take that one because I thoroughly enjoy "scoring poon".

Weed Against Speed said...

John the Fisherman - Primus

One of the coolest intros to a song, in my opinion.

BeaverFever said...

new day rising - husker du

Shoopmonster said...

the Benny Hill song

Brian said...

"Autobahn" - Kraftwerk

Yes, the entire 22 minutes. I'm done.

Noyam said...

Baba O'Reilly - The Who

Jason said...

It's called Yakety Sax, shoop.

fallex said...

yes, I'm late and here to split hairs I ctrl-f'd for slayer bcuz I wanted Raining Blood (the song) and saw Reign in Blood (the album) was taken.

That said, I'll take the Eruption by Van Halen. It's the song we enter the bedroom to, right?

John S. said...

2 minutes to midnight

Iron Maiden

When it comes to intro music, your inquiry begins and ends in 70s-80s heavy metal.

Sh!tShow said...

Final Countdown - Europe