Sunday, July 8, 2007

Sure Officer, You Can Search My Car!


There are drugs AND guns in here! That's legal, right?

Don't forget to charge me for my lethal hands. They're like cobras!!!!!

18 comments:

Unsilent Majority said...

Fuck Bill Maas sideways.

Illegal Immigrant said...

This is kind of like when I was driving drunk and rammed into a parked car then called the cops on myself. Except I didnt make the news

Grimey said...

It's situations like this where the second verse of Jay-Z's "99 Problems" comes in real handy.

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

Is it in poor form to consider this the first win of the season for my Skins?

Now if only Paul Maguire would start looking at kiddie porn or something, and get my Wolverines up to a 1-0 start.

Unsilent Majority said...

bucktown- that was my first thought as well

nobody hates on the skins like bill maas.

The Pirate Sloth said...

Ahhh, nothing like waking up from a Maker's Mark induced 12 hour nap, to check your news of the day, and find out that the one and only, infamous, well rounded, well spoken (he speaks so well!), intelligent, witty, charismatic, caring, cute as a button, Bill Maas just got nailed for drugs and weapons.

What is this world coming to when someone of his stature and bearing is in trouble for carrying those things that us gentlemen of the day prefer to own and use?

(wtf, was he going to a rave? did he have glow sticks, pacifiers, and candy bracelets in the car too? dumbfuck)

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

UM — It's the biggest problem with being a sub .500 team. You get the D-team for announcers.

Who's the new flag holder for "Your Team Sucks" announcing?

Otto Man said...

On behalf of Chiefs fans everywhere, I'd like to apologize to the world for Bill Maas. He was fine on the O-line, but whoever decided to let him do his Junior John Madden routine in front of a microphone should be shot.

As for his replacement? Who knows. If there's a missing and mildly retarded Albert brother out there, they'll probably give him the gig.

becky said...

the only real surprise here is that you haven't gotten more use out of the "idiots" tag

Punch Rockgroin said...

And yet Dan Deirdorf still walks the streets.

Awful Chief said...

and i thought it was lions fans that felt like they got stuck with him every game. this is the best news i've heard in a long time. maybe years! oh wait no, jerry falwell did die recently.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

@ Ottoman

I can only pray that it is Chiefs Radio Hall of Famer Bill Griggggsby!

I think I'll have some more of this fine OOooZarka Natural Spring Water Leonard!

My Hero Zero said...

The Delaware County Sports Legends Hall of Fame is not amused. Somewhere, Joe Klecko is weeping.

Signal to Noise said...
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Signal to Noise said...

Fuck Bill Maas sideways.

UM, I'm sure that was Maas' intention for his female companion -- all that white pony in order to get her to ride it.

Now, if we can only get Tony Siragusa on some trumped up charge to keep him off the sidelines, I'll be happy.

Bloof said...

Didn't Siragusa try to ride up the St. Louis arch? When I say that I was SO praying he would get stuck.

BeaverFever said...

bill maas is like a modern day cincinnati bengal.

JAMMQ said...

One annoying FOX color analyst down, 1,318 to go . . .