Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Kill Kill Kill: ESPN Finally Gets Rid of Len Pasquarelli

So, got yerself a dead whale on the beach, eh? Eight tons of rotting flesh is an unpleasant smell, even if you live in Cleveland. Well, you can let the seagulls and crabs work on that beast, but they might as well be union labor or the Raiders offense at their pace. Our recommendation: eliminate that motherfucker RIGHT NOW in just three easy steps:

  1. Pack half-ton of dynamite around whale.
  2. Detonate.
  3. Pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

What could possibly go wrong?

34 comments:

John S. said...

*wondering how many people know what a "pink mist" is*

gerry dorsey said...

i once saw lt. jim dangle run a similar operation.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

So what you're saying is that "Reno 911 Miami!" was more historically accurate than "Bobby?"

Big Daddy Drew said...

I must find more of Doug Brazil's filmography.

Wormfather said...

As soon a s I heard dynamite, I thought to my self, oh, oh this is not going to be pretty.

I was wrong.

kriswood417 said...

That has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. I thought this was some kind of joke until the TNT actually went off. People that stupid should NEVER have access to that much dynamite.

Chris said...

Kinda the way I see Eric Mangini going out.

BeaverFever said...

legendary clip. boom goes the dynamite !

Otto Man said...

I've seen it before and, God willing, I'll see it many many times again.

"So dynamite it was..."

J said...

"The sea was angry that day my friends.."

Wormfather said...

Off Topic (like everything else I say/do/mount)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1dkZZhAd1k&mode=related&search=

Will said...

I heard Len P. is not a fan of the Redskins either.

SMP said...

I haven't yet watched the clip, but I'd like to let you know that after reading the description, I've never been as excited as I am right now -- not even when my chick's pregnancy test came back negative.

SMP said...

I've now watched the clip, and my excitement was well-deserved. Bravo, George Thornton and Doug Brazil, Bravo.

swing4 said...

*wondering how many people know what a "pink mist" is*

I'm guessing everyone who read or saw Jarhead, for a start....

Slash said...

That is a fine pink mist indeed. And I disagree about idiots and dynamite. I think they should have access to a lot more of it, so as to hasten their inevitable death by misadventure and supply us with a steady stream of video goodness.

My Insignificant Life said...

Once again, people need to realize that playing with explosives is dangerous - especially dealing with whales and when you do not use enough. As they now know (OK 1970's know) what to do/not to do the lesson is clear and that a half ton of dynamite is never enough - never has been, never will be.

Camp Tiger Claw said...

Doorknob.

John S. said...

@swing - I read that guy's book. He was a whining bitch.

The Pirate Sloth said...

Your head A-SPLODE!

J.L. White said...

Eight tons of rotting flesh is an unpleasant smell, even if you live in Tacoma.

It's true, you know.

The Pirate Sloth said...

JL, that's why I never drive anywhere South of Renton (to IKEA). Been here 2-1/2 years and only been south of there once.

albaNY Hawker said...

Isn't this how Sushi got invented?

Otto Man said...

Captain Ahab is not impressed.

FTA said...

In demolitions, they used what is referred to as the "P formula."

My Insignificant Life said...

Somewhere Moby Dick and Orca weep.

Greg Schuler said...

Pshaw - there has never been a problem that the proper application of the right amount of explosives has not solved.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Oh man,

Oh man,

Like WHOA man, that whale just fuckin 'splode?

Damn, I just came here for the free fried Ookie from those dudes with the Mrs. Field's Cookies T-shirts.

Awful Chief said...

Good night, sweet prince.

Jarrett Carter said...

Woe, the wrath of Keiko upon us all!!

Derrick said...

That was awesome! The only way it could've been better was if some people had been sitting in that car listening to Foreigner or some other crappy 70s music.

JH said...

That video has been around on the Internet for like fifteen years - are there really people who haven't seen it already?

thope said...

I prefer when whales spontaneously combust on a city street

Jackin'4Beats said...

That was great. And who searches YouTube with the phrase "Exploding Whale" to see what comes up?

Let's see, I'll perform a search for Exploding Cock Rocket and see what comes up.