How can I resist?
Who wants action tonight? Satisfaction all night?
Instead of making love, they both made their separate gays.
Looks like Brady enjoys riding something else besides the wind.
Bret, don't give up an inch if you won't take him for the mile.
Lose big, mama's fallen angel.
You gotta cry gay.
You see I pulled into a drive-in and I found a place to park
Brady hopped into the backseat where it's always nice and dark
I'm just about to move thinkin' "Bret, this is a breeze"
Then there's a light in my eye and a guy says "Out of the car, long hair!"
And then Brady said, "But I cut my hair just for you, Mr. Theismann!!!!"
Huge HT to Mondesi's House for the pic. Those gents run a fine establishment, and I urge you to visit.
On a serious note, I am now really, geniunely rooting for Brady Quinn to be a successful pro. The big galoot has made this offseason 75% more tolerable. I'd hate to see him be the first athlete to ever have his confidence completely destroyed by the Internet. That would make me feel bad. It's no crime to be a little goofy. On the contrary, it's quite endearing. Prove the haters wrong, Brady. You can do it, you big gay man!