Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Nothin' But A Gay Time


How can I resist?

Who wants action tonight? Satisfaction all night?

Instead of making love, they both made their separate gays.

Looks like Brady enjoys riding something else besides the wind.

Bret, don't give up an inch if you won't take him for the mile.

Lose big, mama's fallen angel.

You gotta cry gay.

You see I pulled into a drive-in and I found a place to park
Brady hopped into the backseat where it's always nice and dark
I'm just about to move thinkin' "Bret, this is a breeze"
Then there's a light in my eye and a guy says "Out of the car, long hair!"
And then Brady said, "But I cut my hair just for you, Mr. Theismann!!!!"

Huge HT to Mondesi's House for the pic. Those gents run a fine establishment, and I urge you to visit.

On a serious note, I am now really, geniunely rooting for Brady Quinn to be a successful pro. The big galoot has made this offseason 75% more tolerable. I'd hate to see him be the first athlete to ever have his confidence completely destroyed by the Internet. That would make me feel bad. It's no crime to be a little goofy. On the contrary, it's quite endearing. Prove the haters wrong, Brady. You can do it, you big gay man!

34 comments:

flubby said...

Look what the draft dragged in.

BeaverFever said...
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Wormfather said...

OK, this dude needs a nickname pronto.

As sportsgirl365 can attest to, I'm not creative enough to think of one myself, so I turn to you guys.

BeaverFever said...

"talk dirty to me, bret michaels." -brady quinn

also, what's up with the bandana/cowboy hat combo ?

Unsilent Majority said...

Coulda been worse...coulda been Axl.

TheNaturalMevs said...

He's the man; meaning both Brady and Bret Michaels

Awful Chief said...

"THAT'S the 'preppy bottom' I ordered? Did my words not come out right?"

Chamomiles Davis said...

BDD,

You are my absolute fuckin' hero.

Brady Quinn: "Unskinny Jock"

Chamomiles Davis said...

Bret, to Brady: "Just give me something to secrete in."

My Insignificant Life said...

Brokeback Mountain II - Jocks that Lock

Free Pacman said...

Brady Quinn makes Jeff Garcia look like the Sex Cannon.

The Pirate Sloth said...

I'm wondering how in the internets BDD is going to use the "really really gay quarterbacks" tag again. I don't think Garcia is gay enough for that tag.

Johnny Cockring said...

Admittedly, I'm new here, so I don't get all the 'in' jokes.

But how does a picture of Brady Quinn with Jenna Jameson relate to this blog entry?

big skinny said...

Bret: Hey Brady, open up and say AHH.
Brady: It ain't nothing but a good time, how can I resist.

Shan said...

i seriously hope the sex cannon bangs the bottom out of quinns girl.

BeaverFever said...

espn should have played "every rose has its thorn", when quinn dropped so far in the first round of the draft.

grungedave said...

Poor Bret Michaels - he looks as if he just knows this picture is going to end up on the Internet...

come to think of it, he looks like Quinn during hour 3 of draft day.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Did someone mention Rick Majerus?

whowillsexmutombo? said...

Cause baby well be
At the drive-in
In the old mans ford
Behind the bushes
Till I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

Hey, it could have been worse. I hear Jeff Garcia got double teamed by the dudes from Warrant.

Weed Against Speed said...

Meanwhile, Rikki Rockett is forced to go slumming for AFL quarterbacks.

BeaverFever said...

@w.a.s., afl or afl 2 qb's?

Jackin'4Beats said...

i hope Brady Quinn doesn't have a nervous breakdown

That has got to be the best tag so far. Can't you just see Quinn pulling a Ryan Leaf on a reporter after he throws 4 picks in an exhibition game?

"Those motherfuckers at KSK are really pushing my buttons man, I'm just trying to take it one day at a time."

Weed Against Speed said...

♪♪ I won't forget you, Brady.

I won't forget you...♪♪

BeaverFever said...

damn, reading these comments with all the poison lyrics is like a bad trip down memory lane, circa. 1988. the funny thing is brady quinn was about 1 year old when poison released their first album.

whowillsexmutombo? said...

That's why Brett Michaels loves those rookie quarterbacks man. He gets older, they stay the same age...

Big Daddy Drew said...

+1 to W.A.S.

Burnsy said...

@ whowillsexmutombo

Actually, I heard he got double stuffed by the guys from Nelson.

whowillsexmutombo? said...

Burnsy:
I actually think I MEANT Nelson. My inability to recall shitty c-list hair metal bands is disgraceful.

I was thinking of the one with the dudes who look like pre-op trannies... does that narrow it down at all?

Chris said...

UM- Axl would have stabbed him with a broken beer bottle.

devang said...

just like every gay cowboy sings a sad,sad song, every rose has its thorn

Chamomiles Davis said...

Rumor has it that Kordell Stewart hooked up with at least half of Mr. Big. This made David Coverdale extremely jealous, and he took prompt revenge by forcing Cade McNown into giving him a blumpkin deep in the back room of an as-yet-undisclosed West Hollywood bathhouse.

But perhaps I've said too much...

MarkJacksonShimmey said...

Move along people...nothing to see here other than a couple of queers. How many days until the opener?

Undead Zombie Horde said...

"Don't need nothin' but a gay time.
How can I resist?
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a gay time.
And it don't get gayer than this."

"'Hit' it CC"

Awful Chief said...

Bret and Brady react to the announced decision of their "Who's Now?" match.