Monday, July 30, 2007

All New Adventures With the NFL Family Circus











Apparently Senor Flubby has previously posted this one with a fairly similar punchline; I hope he doesn't sue me. Here's a bonus cartoon to make it up to you, the reader.

27 comments:

devang said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at the rape stand piece.

BeaverFever said...

what no michael vick nfl family circus ? i for one cringed at the rape stand cartoon.

John S. said...

Who here thinks the Family Circus mom is hot?

Chamomiles Davis said...

Who plunges toilets in their bare feet?

BeaverFever said...

i think john s. is already scouting for the next "hot cartoon characters you would like to bang" draft. and for the record i think the family circus mom is hot.

Unsilent Majority said...

you could cut a roast on her face.

devang said...

Blondie and her daughter are hotter.

flubby said...

I'm getting ready to pull a Clasina Valkenberg on the Maj.

BeaverFever said...

i would do more on her face than cut a roast.

Unsilent Majority said...

Great, now I have to find a lawyer

Otto Man said...

Who plunges toilets in their bare feet?

Pfft. Listen to Mr. High and Mighty.

In, with -- what's the difference?

LadyAndrea said...

The rape stand one was genius. That poor girl....rape stand AND Matt Leinart won't fuck her. That sucks.

John S. said...

@ Devang

...no question Blondie and her daughter are number two on the cartoon mother-daughter combo (Cherry Poptart and Pepper Poptart being in the number one slot).

Moreover, I am pretty sure Blondie ranks higher than the Family Circus mom.

However, there is just something about the pixie haircut with the turtle neck that just screams: "I am a suburban housewife who is DYING for the chance to break a man in half with my pelvis because my husband started mailing it in seven years ago."

flubby said...

similar but waaay better

Unsilent Majority said...

john s. needs a new hobby

John S. said...

@Maj

Hey... you are just jealous because you can't see the latent talent in the Family Circus mom.

Pemulis said...

i thought peter king liked plunging clogged toilets....


http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/01/if-i-see-tony-romo-im-gonna-give-him.html

Jeff Hawkins said...

@beaverfever

for all your Ookie jokes

http://dfc.furr.org/archive/304.html

BeaverFever said...

thanks jeff hawkins. that explains where all the family circus/mike vick cartoon are.

Unsilent Majority said...

NO! I was saving that for the next round.

Bastard readers.

grungedave said...

In that bonus one I thought the girl was just mad because Julius Jones wouldn't sign her tit. (?)

Wormfather said...

@grungedave,

Yeah that's right, why dont you just beg the NOIS blog to rain down on us.

devang said...

Yeah that's right, why dont you just beg the NOIS blog to rain down on us.

Please don't. I can't stand all the politeness with the "Sirs", and him conversing in snotty ivory towered academia.

Ken Dynamo said...

the best by far was peter king clogging the toilet. peter king probably does take disgusting toilet clogging shits. i bet a p king v mo vaughn gross shit competition would be really close. they would both most likely be able to produce an enourmous pile of shit.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Did someone ask for NOIS to visit this site? Let's see if we can make that happen...

SIRS!!!

HAHA

My Hero Zero said...

I feel both dirty and entertained. And really, isn't that what being a grown-up is all about?

tryrugby said...

I'll be that guy....but...

"straight" was spelled incorrectly

Too many years of copywriting... then again the whole "rape stand" thing was cool