Wednesday, July 18, 2007

FREE TIBET OOKIE!

As if we could really have an all-out Mike Vick day here in the blogosphere without an official wardrobe! When you go down to the courthouse for the trial of the century don't be caught without your o-fficial FREE OOKIE! clothes (because nudity just doesn't fly in those southern courthouses).

Our first number is a vibrant red cotton t-shirt with everybody's new favorite motto scrawled across the front.
If you select the premium option you can even get writing on the back (the future is now!).


And as long as you're out spending money on yourself why not pick up something for the little Vick fan in your family? Seriously, you need to take better care of your kids before the state gets involved.

And don't worry ladies, we've got the goodness the fairer sex. Now just go find some sugar daddy to buy it for your stingy ass.
All the goodness can be found at our shop by clicking HERE (or the nifty picture up in the top right corner). Stay tuned because more great stuff is on the way.

29 comments:

My Insignificant Life said...

How about a water bottle?

Big Daddy Drew said...

A FREE OOKIE leash would be suitably ironic.

My Insignificant Life said...

How about a green leaf chew toy?

Otto Man said...

And what woman wouldn't want to walk around town in a shirt that seems to say "FREE NOOKIE!"?

gerry dorsey said...

how about a cattle prod???

devang said...

A Free Ookie Bong?

Jennifer said...

This case disgusts me. I'm just glad he's not on my team because I'd have to turn my back on any franchise that would let someone who has engaged in this level of cruelty take the field. I know, I know, innocent until proven guilty, blah, blah, blah. Maybe if once in a while that actually applied to the victims as well, I'd believe it. I'm a die-hard NFL fan and I hope Ookie gets what's coming to him.

jeff2 said...

I wish this was funny.

el_hombre said...

What do we want? Free Ookie!
When do we want it? Soon!

Big Daddy Drew said...

Oh, my. WHAT A SPANKING BUTTON!!!!!

swing4 said...

Make it "FRY OOKIE" and I'm buying.

Wormfather said...

Can I get Free Ookie on one of those dog ponchos?

Seriously, if you offer it, I will buy it.

Unsilent Majority said...

I'm I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

Unsilent Majority said...

"Am I" not "I'm"

Am I retarded? Yes I'm.

McBain said...

And what woman wouldn't want to walk around town in a shirt that seems to say "FREE NOOKIE!"?

Actually Otto, I think "Free Nookie" is what I'll be pasting on my newly purchased rape stand.

el_hombre said...

Order within the next twenty minutes, and get a free caddle prod. Supplies are limited, order now!

Pemulis said...

How about a Free Ookie t-shirt with Free crossed out, then Drown written underneath, then Drown crossed out and Electrocute written underneath ?

devang said...

Make it "FRY OOKIE" and I'm buying.

I second that emotion.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Oh man,

Oh, oh man,

Look at all these people, man.

Hey, what's Ookie? I gotta get me some Ookie, man!

Wes said...

Ladies and gentlemen, Yusuf Islam meets Ookie.

WF

Wes said...

Sorry about that. Cat Stevens? What the hell was I thinking? Damn dissertation's clogging me brain cells.

Let's try that again. Harry Chapin meets Ookie.

Awful Chief said...

If you select the premium option you can even get writing on the back (the future is now!).

How about "PEACE is 'now'"?

fallex said...

"(the future is now!)"

So you mean all these debates on SportsCenter were for nothing?

J.L. White said...

I was going to buy the "Homer is a dope" t-shirt, but they sold out in ten minutes.

The Pirate Sloth said...

I'm down with a FRY OOKIE shirt. I like that one better.

Jay Byers said...

What do we want?
THE COMPLETE EXONERATION OF OOKIE OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS THUS ENABLING HIM TO COMPETE FOR THE START OF THE SEASON
Why do we want it?
WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO PROTEST ABOUT

STAK said...

does Swing4's avatar actually feature a pussy in a Philadelphia Iggles helmut?.............how entirely appropriate is that!.........

Josh Drimmer said...

you understand that this means you might make money from dogfighting (in an esoteric sense?), right?

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