Thursday, July 5, 2007

A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away From Heterosexuality


Oh yes, friends. It's time to return to Planet Unicorn. Hold onto your pashminas, mangirls.

29 comments:

BeaverFever said...

the planet unicorn remix was fierce (saying fierce is gay, right ?).

larry burns said...

wow um aloud you to post this?

Derrick said...

wow that's gay

My Insignificant Life said...

Brady Quinn welcomes Planet Unicorn back to KSK

The Pirate Sloth said...

Is it me, or does Cadillac sound like the dude who played Pedro in Napolean Dynamite?

Crapass said...

Was that just me or was that remix a Jazzy Phizzle Productshizzle?

Burnsy said...

Seriously, though, Feathers would kill them on Top Model.

SteelClink Alcatraz said...

Racism - Check
Gay-Baiting - Check
I'm banking on a kill kill kill post next to round out the KSK trifecta.

Otto Man said...

Did the Klan rally in the Julius Jones thread lead to the comments getting shut down?

Probably a wise move. I think Lauren and Mandy were about to go minstrel on us.

Shoopmonster said...

@otto man
Do you mean menstrual?

larry burns said...

@steel

no rounding outthe trifecta would involve either a grossmen post or a dick joke post (not sure what this would be)

Otto Man said...

Maybe both, but I meant minstrel.

larry burns said...

@otto man

where do u find this shit?

Shoopmonster said...

Ted Danson approves.

Otto Man said...

Larry:

I am large. I contain multitudes.

My Insignificant Life said...

@ otto man

somewhere Al Jolsen is smiling.....

SteelClink Alcatraz said...

I keep expecting posts like this to get a GaySGay tag.
Also, is this video being the cure for a "sausage" hangover the same as a bloody mary being a cure for a traditional hangover? You know, a little "hair of the dog..."?

Robert said...

@Otto Man

I really want to be a monologue comedian now.

Signal to Noise said...

I enjoyed that more than should be permissible.

Dammit, I can't believe I missed a racial flame war/Klan rally. Fucking Pacific time and this sleeping late stuff.

BeaverFever said...

i too was late to that party. although i'm not too upset i missed it. however, daniel carver is pissed he wasn't invited.

Otto Man said...

You know, I almost went with Danson or Jolsen, but decided the acclaimed monologue comedian had a certain purity in his racism.

runninonmt said...

Tell Cadillac and Feathers, we be done.

My Insignificant Life said...

Quite the extreme today - from JJ to All Gay - everyone must be catching up on the work the blew off this morning (yes, I am too)

Sooze said...

Heyyyyyy!!!

J.L. White said...

I think the perfect way to round out racisim and gay-bashing is some goog ol' fashioned, down-to-earth sexism. Here's my own donation to the effort:

http://pages.city2000.net/~mking/mw4.htm

grungedave said...

I agree j.l.... this site is so much better when we can refer to women as cum dumpsters without the need for racial overtones!

JAMMQ said...

This 4th of July was the worst ever.

It was like having a Sunday slammed into the middle of the week.

And then, because of work today, I missed the 1st Annnual KSK racial flamewar.

Fuck!

Tells juggs and red they can suck my pink unicorn(although as a Puerto Rican it's more of fuscia).

Team previews and sex cannon posts coming soon will serve as the unifying force for the KSK faithful to again become one big bulge of the pants at the rest of society.

Can't wait.

Rick Muscles said...

Who cares what the Tri - Delt and the Chi - O have to say? Shouldn't they be laughed at and ridiculed for ignorance and sluttiness like we do for Paris Hilton.

ColeTrain said...

This stupid song is still stuck in my head.

And yes, whores should be ridiculed... especially if they have communicable diseases.