CHEERS to Scott Van Pelt for mentioning KSK on the radio just now.
JEERS to ESPN for firing Van Pelt an hour from now.
CHEERS to soft tacos.
JEERS to hard tacos. Fuck you, Ortega shells. You do nothing for me. I’m sick of orange beef grease running down my hand. You hear me?!
CHEERS to whatever bourbon is on sale at the store today. Jim Beam Rye, I‘m coming for you!
JEERS to Stoli never being on sale.
CHEERS to me mailing it in!
JEERS to anyone else mailing it in, because it's only cute when I do it.
CHEERS to Corrine, the Eagles cheerleader.
And, of course, there’s nothing to jeer about that.
Editor's Note from UM: CHEERS to Mottram and Littles the Bulldog for tonight's Blog Show (you'll see).