Friday, July 13, 2007

Your Friday Afternoon Cheers And Jeers



CHEERS to Scott Van Pelt for mentioning KSK on the radio just now.

JEERS to ESPN for firing Van Pelt an hour from now.

CHEERS to soft tacos.

JEERS to hard tacos. Fuck you, Ortega shells. You do nothing for me. I’m sick of orange beef grease running down my hand. You hear me?!

CHEERS to whatever bourbon is on sale at the store today. Jim Beam Rye, I‘m coming for you!

JEERS to Stoli never being on sale.

CHEERS to me mailing it in!

JEERS to anyone else mailing it in, because it's only cute when I do it.

CHEERS to Corrine, the Eagles cheerleader.


And, of course, there’s nothing to jeer about that.

Editor's Note from UM: CHEERS to Mottram and Littles the Bulldog for tonight's Blog Show (you'll see).

36 comments:

AustinBoston said...

CHEERS to pink tacos.

flubby said...

JEERS to the cockpunch.

Wormfather said...

Cheers to my hard-on (is that one word?)

Unsilent Majority said...

jeers to the iggles?

Chris said...

cheers to NOISB

Awful Chief said...

CHEERS to whatever bourbon is on sale at the store today. Jim Beam Rye, I‘m coming for you!

If you're looking to save a bundle on your bourbon, and happen to work in NW DC, head over to the liquor store on 17th just south of L. They have a sign on the sidewalk saying "overstock sale" or something. I walked out with a Liter of Knob Creek for the price of a fif.

CHEERS to you for mentioning the yellow label Jim Beam. Underrated drink: Jim Beam Rye, Petron (also on sale there), and Red Bull.

Unsilent Majority said...

awful chief- that place is widely regarded as the best "value" liquor store in the city. and of course i pass it twice a day.

John S. said...

Is that a real picutre of Jenny Love?

If so...

DAMN!

Tracer Bullet said...

Cheers to Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits, easily her talented attribute. She's got no talent; why isn't the Intergoogle abuzz with her sex tape or at least nip slip photos?

Signal to Noise said...

Cheers to Hewitt's body.

Jeers to her attempts at acting.

Wormfather said...

Jeers to the officer that just cited me for public nudity.

Illegal Immigrant said...

Cheers to bong rips in the nude

Jeers to resin hits

Cheers to wacking it in the middle of the day

Jeers to roomates being offended when you do it to him nailing his girlfriend

J said...

Cheers to the hot girl w/ low self-esteem that I took home from the bar last nigth and hollowed.

Jeers to herpes being the reason for her low self-esteem.

K-Rock said...

Cheers to Skoal for making Citrus blend

J said...

hollowed out.

Sean said...

UM and Awful Chief,

you have to be kidding me, that's right in my area.

Hellloooo Jim Beam.

I can't wait until 6:30 or so the three of us are checking out with a handle of it and we look at each other.

Awful Chief said...

sean, I stocked up on Monday so it's unlikely that I'll make it in today. Enjoy the great customer service and get a nice workout walking home by doing handle lifts.

fallex said...

I was in DC like three weeks ago, and I think that is the liquor store we went to. It was also the only one we saw. Is that the second biggest problem in D.C.? Not enough liquor stores? (the first being no lapdances at the shoe show establishments)

We quickly found out why our army buddy hated living in the district.

Ghost of Carl Monday said...

Cheers to leaving at 5pm after doing close to nothing at work today

jeers to payday being next friday

The Last Dragon said...

jeers to having to go to a liquor store for booze.

Cheers for living in Louisiana where you can go to any convenience or grocery store and get anything you want.

Sisto said...

Double CHEERS to Corinne.

Double JEERS to me for getting stoned before one of her college parties, not being able to find the stairs out of the basement, and not having a better story than that.

Awful Chief said...

@fallex:
the no lap dance thing is certainly a problem, but finding liquor here is not a problem. unless it's Sunday.

Jackin'4Beats said...

If you want liquor stores in DC, drive up Georgia Avenue going towards Silver Spring. You should have no problem finding them in that corridor.

Cheers to the bubble assed females I saw at lunch today at Houlihans.

Jeers to them probably being born in 1990.

SMP said...

@ austinboston

Jeers to the AZ Cardinals for not allowing their stadium to be named the pink taco

@ J

Cheers to you for joining the herpes club -- it's no reason for low self esteem. Just kidding-ish

Wormfather said...

Cheers to KSK

Jeers to KSK for fucking getting me to hit F5 all day and then end up doing my job from 5PM to 7PM on a friday.

devang said...

Cheers to Dogfish Head IPA with my name on it at home.

Jeers to me being still at work taking over an hour to get to my beer.

whowillsexmutombo? said...

Cheers to Craigs List hookers and $50 Blow Jobs!

Jeers to pre-op trannies.

Cheers to having an open mind!

Jeers to waking up next to a pre-op trannie...

Unsilent Majority said...

illegal immigrant- do we know each other?

Cheers to the Dogfish Head I'm about to go out and purchase

Otto Man said...

Was that an actual TV Guide cover? Are they trying to reach into the under-60 demographic?

Ghost of Carl Monday said...

if that's a real cover and she looks like that, how can i not watch!!1!1

The Pirate Sloth said...

I'd lay it in the Love, as long as she kept her mouth shut.

My Hero Zero said...

CHEERS to Jennifer's inevitable introduction to late-night, pay-channel soft-core porn. In a psot-Sopranos world, this faint hope is the only thing that keeps me paying my cable bill.

Raskolnikov said...

Cheers to Jennifer Love's tits!

Jeers to Photoshopped Jennifer Love's face on someone else's tits!

Kevin said...

really? I just check the comments and find cheap liquor tips to a place that's walking distance from my apartment? I love the internet!

Rick Muscles said...

jeers: To stealing the sports guy's jokes about skinnemax.

Cheers: To making of fun of previous posts.

My Hero Zero said...

@Rick: You're right; I knew I heard that somewhere before, but couldn't recall the source. Just to be safe, everytime I mention Boston, Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots, Dad or Jimmy Kimmel, I'll credit Bill Simmons.